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1) Flat Earth Society was founded in 1998, when no-nonsense artist, former architect, clarinettist, saxophonist, keyboard player, composer and producer Peter Vermeersch, wanted to explore new horizons after having convinced music lovers all over the word with Maximalist! and the cult legend band X-legged Sally. Vermeersch, who worked with international artists like Josse De Pauw, Wim Vandekeybus, Vincent Bal, Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker, Fred Frith, The Simpletones and Jazzwork from Berlin and wrote music for the Arditti Quartet, PrimaLa Musica and theSmithQuartet, assembled a pack of inspired and inimitable musicians, forming a big band which has nowadays become much more than just a big band. Peter Vermeersch included, the band now consists of a permanent group of 15 musicians: Stefaan Blancke (trombone), Benjamin Boutreur (saxes), Berlinde Deman (bass tuba), Bart Maris (trumpet), Michel Mast (saxes), Marc Meeuwissen (trombone), Kristof Roseeuw (double bass), Luc Van Lieshout (trumpet), Bruno Vansina (saxes), Peter Vandenberghe (keyboards & compositions), Teun Verbruggen (percussion), Pierre Vervloesem (guitar), Wim Willaert (accordion), Tom Wouters (clarinet, percussion).

The music of Flat Earth Society, varying from strictly written sheet music to liberating improvisation, is 95% homemade. Streaks of music of other composers are used as inspiration, frequently arranged, adapted and integrated into Flat Earth Society compositions, adding a wide range of atmospheres and styles to the eclectic Flat Earth Society universe. Flat Earth Society, who dare to flirt with other disciplines such as theatre and film and have the ability to seduce a number of different audiences, from more select jazz listeners to a wild young rock public, is at its best live on stage.

Mike Patton discovered the music of Flat Earth Society. He immediately proposed the band to release their next album and in attendance of that album he wanted to bring out a compilation album in the US. Isms was compiled by Mike Patton himself. Flat Earth Society joined Patton’s band Fantômas on their European tour in Italy, Belgium, Holland, France, Switzerland and England.

2) Flat Earth Society is a 60s psych pop/rock band from Lynn, just North of Boston. Flat Earth Society were notable for their crispy, clear vocal sound. In early 1968 they were approached by the Boston advertising firm Quinn and Johnson to make an album and a jingle for the manufacturer of the 'Waleeco' candy bar - the F. B. Washburn Candy Company. That year every 'Waleeco' bar carried a coupon advertising the Flat Earth's Society's album Waleeco for $1.50 and six 'Waleeco' bar wrappers.
Recorded at Fleetwood Recording Studio in Revere, most of the material was written by Kerivan, the only non-original being a slow melodic version of Midnight Hour. The album covers quite a wide rock spectrum with goodtime (I'm So Happy), folk (When You're There and The Prelude For Town Monk), hard rock (Four & Twenty Miles and Shadows), as well as psychedelia, but each track has the band's own style about it. Aside from Feelin' Much Better, the best tracks are arguably on the second side of the album. Dark Street Downtown has some haunting vocals superimposed upon swirling piano. Portrait In Grey is a haunting piano-oriented instrumental and Satori, a very strange psychedelic instrumental.
The band made a few appearances after making the album but broke up soon after.

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9.n.s.p.n. Ohh Woah Woah woah woah You’re better without me Yea I know …
Alex Isley I'm hoping for the truth Jumped right out a plane without…
Alexander Mountain I left flowers on your grave I left them there yesterday Uno…
ANDERSON BILL [ Bill ] Well baby now that you've got your freedom…
B.U.T.T! 네가 없는 밤 GRAY 나 외로웠지만 덕분에 버텼던 tonight 그 말은 하기…
Baile IT'S HEcVY ON MY MIND THcT I COULD DO MORE WITHOUT…
Bill Anderson & Mary Lou Turner [ Bill ] Well baby now that you've got your freedom…
Blade I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna talk Baby come and…
Bloody Dead and Sexy Life Without You By Brad Dassey 6-8-2023 BRcD: Babe, yeah,…
Brooke Bentham Do you think I'm a fool for loving you? I've never…
Collin Bartley I couldn't hide it, I couldn't fight it, no I was…
Cosmic Moon Where my haters Where my haters I don′t got em I'm not famou…
D. Mway You can hold on if you want to But you know…
Domi-no 確かめさせてよねえ? 君が高鳴ったそれらに関して奪って。なんてよしてくれ憧れのまなざし僕はハイダウェイ woo!…
Elaiza Lying on the bottom Sitting on my bed Waiting in the corne…
Escape From Earth Do I dare (Do I dare) Disturb the air That you left standing…
Eva-R 我想我是鲁宾逊只有星期五可以漂流在只有星期五的无人岛我想我是鲁宾逊漂流求救又漂流绝望其实深深满足我不准别人发…
Exies O shove it Wait I didn't see it coming I took one last…
Fight! I am the man without a head Locals will swear that…
Gabriel I can’t get you out of my head I just wanna…
Godhead Under here There's no light Take from me my sight I don't ne…
Hojean I don't wanna be alone forever Maybe I'm not good …
I-chan А-а-й А-а-а-а-й Эй! Ты стоишь одна в этом клубе Вашу честь …
Imperative Reaction How can I make you see How do I make you…
j. frede It feels like only yesterday That you was lying here…
Jack Dine I'm hoping for the truth Jumped right out a plane without…
Jack Savoretti I've Been Walking In This Road Time Passing Me By…
Jas The Producer Come out, I'm gone again Without your touch Look out, I'm go…
Jason Webley The darkness will be here in an hour, To leave me…
Jim-E Stack Before I met you I was all alone I kept crying everyday Beca…
Jim-E-Stack Used to think, I used to think It would be You and me Used…
John B. deHaas The real me is a southern girl with her Levis…
Josiah Everhart Nowhere to go, but down I never thought that I would…
Ken Andrews Shadows beat their way inside Past open doors Strip away t…
L.A Chase Oh the magic of these summer nights Strolling hand in hand…
Lacrimas Profundere Leave me scared Suck my lust The past is everything Leave me…
M.A.R. 我想我是鲁宾逊只有星期五可以漂流在只有星期五的无人岛我想我是鲁宾逊漂流求救又漂流绝望其实深深满足我不准别人发…
Melan! I got two cups I got two cups, in the back If…
Mims ft Letoya Luckett Hold up, wait Look up in the sky, it?s a bird,…
Model Is it really love, that you're thinking of Or are you,…
Mr. Bass & Ruckus/Annie Ray I see you urking me tonight I'll have to take you…
mSdoS & Blade I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna talk Baby come and…
O.S.G. 네가 없는 밤 GRAY 나 외로웠지만 덕분에 버텼던 tonight 그 말은 하기…
One Man Trio Well I'll sit here to convince myself it's true. If you…
Pino Yeah Girl, you is nothing without me You ain't going to find…
Placebo and David Bowie Strange infatuation seems to grace The evening tide i'll tak…
POET featuring God's Child Open doors Have no bounds Sometimes lost But always found An…
R.2.D.2. Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who…
Red Box House without a home Fire without a flame Heart without a …
RIFT. The world waits in line The colours of your sky fade…
Sampha See, I don't wanna say you've got me See, I don't…
Savoretti Jack When I get home And you're lying there Crying in the bedroom…
Scott A. Norman Take these hands And lift them up For I have…
Shy Girls Yesterday I woke up in an empty bed. I was dreaming…
SPiTback Tell me now again, is it right to stay away? Tell…
Sur Carabela Standing on my feet of lies And only a spark of…
Sweet Noise Learn to live down here without you Learn to live without…
System\Eyes You taught me my work defined my worth And I bought…
The Exies O shove it Wait I didn't see it coming I took one last…
The Gates Everybody's looking for that something One thing that makes …
The Isley Brothers Without a song, the day would never end Without a song,…
The On Fires Your eyes keep passing me by In them I see my…
The Open I can't understand, what's bring you down, Won't you tell…
The Soft Moon Can't imagine life without having you here by my side…
The Sound of Glass I couldn't feel the triumph in the strain I channeled emeral…
Worship Where have you been? Been searching for you all my life in…
X.T.X Has it really been five months, six months? Glad to see…
Y&Y When I saw you The night was blue I pursued by With my…
Years & Years You're the first one, you're the champion You're the tall on…
Years Years You're the first one, you're the champion You're the tall o…
Years & Years You're the first one, you're the champion You're the tall on…
Zero A.D 40 days, a simple waste of time Count the days…
Zero A.D. Eish,Besi blome ekoneni, nezi mpintshi zami Aww kwase kudlul…
Ziggy You like the mountains, and I love the sea What would…
➨ Sampha See, I don’t wanna say you've got me See, I don’t…
ＪＵＮＥ (Ooh, yeah, ayy) It gets to the point in this life…

We have lyrics for these tracks by Flat Earth Society:

Black and Blue Cold empty bed, springs hard as lead Pains in my head,…
Lucky Ol' Sun Up in the mornin' out on the job, work like…
Lucky Old Sun Up in the mornin' out on the job, work like…
New Yes junior 24 woke up in the morning breaking news u…
St. Louis Blues I hate to see that evening sun go down I hate…

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@bluephoenixguy1094

33w↑106

Best tip I've found is that you can't convince someone out of being stupid. You can only lead them to do it themselves.

Legit just ask them how things work. The moment they mention some BS... ask them how that works. Then how X interacts with Y.

Genuine questions, not pointed. Basically, lead them to try and answer the questions you think will help them understand they're wrong.

The moment they say "I don't know" Tell them you're actually really curious about it... then ask them if they can find the answer.

You can't convince someone out of being stupid, but you can leave them with the questions that require answers that WILL convince them out of it... and the moment you come at it from a point of wanting THEM to explain it, you cease to be part of a group trying to mislead them. Never state "Hey... this wouldn't work". Just go "Hey... I noticed this. How would these two things work together?"

People don't like cognitive dissonance, which is why they ignore the facts and avoid the people presenting those facts. If you make the dissonance come from within themselves, it'll eat them from inside out until they're done.

It's how my mom got out of being a Jehovah's Witness.

It's a pretty useful technique.

@Magnum-Farce

2y↑9

"I find it amazing that a Flat Earther would side with..."
They really do do what they are told. The payoff they get - feelings of belonging, superior intellect, "specialness"... all come from obedience whilst training how to tell themselves they are heroic rebels.

They are completely self brainwashed.
Imagine - they will tell you they KNOW that things don't fall, because gravity is a lie...
And when you ask them how an object in a less dense medium "falls" in a specific direction because the density below it is higher than the density above it... At an amazing 9.8ms^2...
When there's not a machine on earth that could detect the atmospheric density differential above and below a golf ball...
And it's that simple to debunk.

This is a system that helps you turn-off thinking and reality.

All comments from YouTube:

@rayg7647

3y↑9.7K

As an aerospace engineer, I can confirm the sex party ritual is required to obtain your degree.

@petspro3453

3y↑150

Lol

@jpdemer5

3y↑1.1K

As a scientist, I can confirm that OUR sex party was way better than yours.

@dontsubscribe6792

3y↑1.3K

@@jpdemer5 As a cleaner,all i can say is stop these sex party's there really gross to clean up.

@smakmyass3276

3y↑40

😂

@mridhulml9238

3y↑150

@@dontsubscribe6792 LMAO the best😂

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@philwilson4167

3y↑6.2K

Imagine being one of those people who studied Physics for years through school, then University, then getting your masters. And you're super excited to start on your career as a physicist, and then first day on the job the boss calls you into their office and says "btw, all that stuff you learnt over the last 10 years or so...it's all a lie. We don't actually do any work, we just sit around playing video games all day and then tell people we've discovered something new." What a mindfuck that would be.

@NRH635

3y↑747

It's still a win-win. Think about it, you sit around playing video games all day and still get paid

@philwilson4167

3y↑492

@@NRH635 And I'd be totally fine with that 😂 can't help thinking that the people who trained for years to be physicists might be a little pissed though

@NRH635

3y↑368

@@philwilson4167 Can't blame u tho, if i wasted 15 years of my lifetime, pouring my blood, sweat, and tears for nothing, i'm gonna throw hands too

@billy5031

3y↑121

Well, in fact the daily life of a scientist look like what you described x) many mails, many coffee, you do little things, send many mails again, do one experiment, then right a paper, and so you make one little step further in science, and you continue the cycle.
But yes, sciences couldn't go far if we couldn't start from what our ancestors discovered. Each generation need the previous one to teach them.

@fverheus

3y↑90

Or he calls you into the office and says : 'now put on the leather mask and start begging slave'.

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@Kebab136

2y↑311

I've met a flat earther irl, and oh boy what an exhausting conversation it was. It's not even like talking to a wall, it's like talking to super advanced AI that's sole purpose is to sound as confusing and irritating as possible. It was like a misaligned tile in your bathroom that's stuck there forever, hurting your eyes every time you look at it, was a person. If there's one person on the planet, whose beliefs and way of living is solid fucking titanium-hard immovable object that will NEVER change under any circumstances, i insist on believing that it was this particular dude. It's literally like meeting that annoying troll that's dedicated to talk to you with the sole purpose of annoying you by talking things that hurt your IQ, and it turns out that's how he is even in real life, and he just can't help it. It left me scarred.

I once read a story of a flat earther so determined to prove the earth is flat, that he actually started to conduct some scientific experiments. But those experiments were simple and giving no results (according to him), so the madlad actually flew to antarctica, travelled to a north pole with some guide using gps and compass and some other stuff along the entire way. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH so he just fucking went to a stratospheric flight, i don't remember correctly but there was something about sending a camera into space??? Well, i don't recall very well but the point is that in the end he saw earth's curvature with his own eyes, and returned to announce that they were all wrong. He stopped being flat earther, he saw the truth and just couldn't deny it any more...

...every other dude in his flat-group said that he's been bought by CIA and called him an agent of Illuminati... like for real, they expelled him from the fucking group after he showed them his material, which were pictures and videos of both him on Antarctica and him seeing space and earth from space. Dude spent over a year doing all these stuff and they said nah.

I refused to believe it was real and that someone would go so far, but after i met that one dude, i started believing that this indeed happened. I mean, with all the shit going on in florida, this isn't so weird.

@warmachineuk

2y↑11

Imagine the flat Earther you met had a belief that he and tens of thousands like him must take over schoolboards and teach flat Earth, much like the evangelicals did in the '00s with Intelligent Design. What would dissuade him besides insufficient supporters to take over boards? Do not worry that he's irredeemably dense, just as long as no others join him.

@Kebab136

@@warmachineuk yeah... i'm glad he's the only one i've met. I mean, i met flat-trolls, but they just be trollin', and none of them was a flat earther. But i've noticed a pattern - this dude was also antivaxxer and talked shit about 5G soooo...

@leondavis8267

2y↑2

I've had the same experience with a good friend of mine,never again.

@ferrarisarecool7

1y↑11

That person you met, think I worked with him. I used to love his "proof" that he printed from the Internet to hand out to us at work.

I especially liked how he explained that the government put the images of Mars, jupiter etc onto the end of my telescope. I wasn't aware that the flash worked for the government until he told me. The way he was able to see where I was pointing the scope and put exactly what I expected to see there was incredible. The way the flash was able to remove it when I looked to check nothing was on the lens as well was truly amazing. But more amazing, he's able to move at such speed without disturbing the air. Truly incredible the things the (UK) government keep a secret and don't use in say, a war!

@Kebab136

1y↑2

@@ferrarisarecool7 Yeah, they are so hard to talk to, the more you talk to them the further down the slope of weird arguments and weirder conspiracies you get. But, unless you also live in Poland i doubt you worked for that man... this dude was on the lowest possible position in my company, only maybe the janitor was lower, he was basically a production helper worker, his job was literally segregating the production waste, and until now i believed a flat earther can't have any higher role in any job possible, only due to their lack of cognitive skills and general stupidity. Like, how can you lead a company and not get bankrupt if you can't do basic math and logic? But now you just said that you worked FOR a flat earther and i can't believe that my faith in humanity could get lower but it just did... HOW IS HE HAVING A COMPANY????!?!?!?!?

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@hydra70

1y↑173

Aerospace engineer here. I got inducted to the conspiracy the first day of my first job. You wouldn't believe the ceremony. The drugs were insane and the human sacrifices were incredible! Let me tell you, working at Lockheed Martin is nothing like the job listings.

@DanielS-zq2rr

1y↑17

Flat earthers would probably take this comment seriously

@ferrarisarecool7

1y↑9

I work in construction and you're right, the initiation ceremony was insane. But nothing compared to when all of us in on it get together for the yearly billion person orgy!
See you at the next one!

@ItsMikeSandovalsYouTubeChannel

49w

exactly, i worked at Rockwell in the 80s and one time we were held against our will while creating the Space Shuttle Hoax which we were told was SSH-105

@skidelrymar

32w↑3

human sacrifice is ok but please, don't hurt the cats!

@MODEST500

21w

@@skidelrymar😂😂😂😂

@Luckyluckyluc

2y↑1.8K

The funniest thing for me is flath earthers typing "science is fake" on a device solely created through science LMAO

@ericb3157

2y↑6

oh, i've seen a flat-earther type "everything on the Internet is fake" on a website with "flat earth" in the name...talk about stupid hypocrisy!

@Luckyluckyluc

2y↑61

@[ ] but eho will pay the politicians these absurdly high amounts of money, and even more important, why would they pay them? This question still remains unanswered: What is the benefit of people believing the earth is round?

@Luckyluckyluc

2y↑2

@[ ] please answer my question..! warpholes could still remain hidden if the world was announced to be flat. Why would the government (devils) create such a story around it with the round earth, risking for it to be debunked... Wouldn't it be easier to admit the world was flat?

@Luckyluckyluc

2y↑25

@[ ] on a round earth, you can dig down too... It makes no difference wether the earth is flat or round; if the secret about the warpholes is discovered publically, the shape of the earth won't make a difference in searching for them... Again, there is no benefit in keeping the supposed lie of the round earth alive regarding the discovery of warpholes...

@Luckyluckyluc

2y↑16

@[ ] well, no one has ever found some since; surely - on a the flat earth - there would've been many discoveries already...

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@onyren8194

3y↑4.7K

Im considered the stupidest amongst my friends but like they keep on saying "at least you're not a flat earther" and this makes me proud of myself

@bannockwagon7011

3y↑148

@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 👈low iq troll

@ivangordienko8081

3y↑7

@@bannockwagon7011 bruh it's a joke

@joshnabours9102

3y↑139

@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 I can't. The earth is too round to climb over.

@AMINE-dd1qy

3y↑5

You should be

@edwinlegaspi407

3y↑22

@Lilswiss Official it's a square

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@bluephoenixguy1094

33w↑106

@user-zm2vp6eu9d

30w↑3

what is jehovah's witness
Edit: after a few days i found out and it is basically a cult or smth

@BurstFlare

30w↑1

I never even considered this. I'll try to keep this in mind if I ever meet a Flat Earther.

@smears6039

29w↑1

I had this realization too when some relatives of mine got into cultish conspiracies, it takes immense patience and restraint which sadly I do not have though😭

@Treyast

23w↑3

The Socratic method, basically.

@enigma9971

Hmmm you think it'll work on socialists? 🤣

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@aaronscholl

1y↑225

I love how he gets more passive aggressive with each episode of this series… and with good reason!

@candydandy1445

hello, are you an dammed jud?

@naturalphilosophy9649

1y↑1

Help! The Flatards won't listen to any reason at all! They are genius level trolls!

@PixalonGC

25w

@@naturalphilosophy9649point and laugh at them!

@davidfitnesstech

24w

Dave is even more so now.. and I love it ;-)

@YoBoiHrcky

3y↑2.2K

ngl, that conspiracy where every scientist serves under one entity to lie about things makes for a really good fictional story

@fawzanfawzi9993

3y↑182

Flat Earthers can't differentiate between fiction and reality.

@panner11

3y↑272

Though in this case, it sounds like the writer got lazy and didn't come up with any motive as to why they serve under one entity.

@toafloast1883

3y↑67

@@panner11 because in their world the scientists are infinitely petty and do it just to spite them for believing such a thing in the first place

@veronicawilliamson4526

3y↑1

Yep

@recmonika9751

3y↑16

This sounds like a good idea for a scp artickle

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@agiar2000

3y↑2.4K

I really struggled as a physics undergrad and switched to business. Now I'm really disappointed, because if I'd managed to make it a few more years, I would've gotten invited to the sex orgy and gotten paid to lie for the Illuminati and getting to play video games my whole life! 😔

@agiar2000

3y↑13

@@nenmaster5218 Yes, I love Harris Bomber Guy. 😉👍

@agiar2000

2y↑36

@@devanishant ☹

@agiar2000

2y↑40

@@devanishant
Aw, thank you very much! (Though, looks can be deceiving. 😉) Have a nice day! 😊

@monkeyrobotsinc.9875

2y↑6

hahahahaaaaaaaa

@mrkc1831

2y↑7

Ur joking right?nvm ofc you are

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@alexanderbook372

2y↑56

If the earth was flat, someone would have monetized it by now, cruises to the edge of the earth, flights over the ice wall to see a great view of space.

@stylesrj

2y↑8

Donald Trump would have set up a hotel on the edge and be bragging about it on social media. Even if it failed, he'd still blab about it.

@spsmith6919

42w↑4

@@stylesrjYou mean when it failed?

@orionSpacecraft

12w↑1

nope they think there is a UN navy that patrols the ice wall or something

@karelspinka3031

11w↑2

The Capitalist's Law of Conspiracies: If no one is making money off of it, it doesn't exist.

@The1QwertySky

11w

lol no way@@orionSpacecraft

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@nickmcnally7808

1y↑39

"Any god who is so weak that it can be hidden by its own creations is clearly not worth worshipping" is a RAW ass line

@mattmerced1148

1y↑9

Flat earthers saying that God is being hidden by the government are insulting God

@JackSparrow-re4ql

3y↑5.3K

I walked off the edge of the earth the other day... luckily I was rescued by the giant turtle holding up the earth on its shell! Phew! Close call! 🐢🤟

@mrdictionary728

3y↑116

Disc world ftw

@anordinaryfellow2832

3y↑164

Ow! I saw that as well!
I fell over the other day!
But then I got caught and arrested...

@AQ-101

3y↑18

😂 😂

@lanapowell

3y↑308

This is obviously a fake scenario made up for likes.
Everyone knows that it's the four giant elephants that stand on the turtle's back that catch people falling over the edge with their trunks and fling them back up onto the disc. 🙄🤦‍♂️

@AQ-101

3y↑34

@@lanapowell LOL

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@ParanormalEncyclopedia

3y↑2.2K

Part 5: Cats
If the world were flat cats would have pushed everything off it millenia ago

@lucaslopes3695

3y↑71

I mean.
Its not wrong tho.
They would definitely do that.

@neiabaraja8040

3y↑39

Indeed, cats would have ordered egyptians to push everything off the map.

@thecno2008

3y↑9

that's where egyptians come in

@kazookie7036

3y↑7

this quote is stolen from a common meme

@DryPopeyesBiscuitNoBev

3y↑3

I mean, he’s not necessarily wrong is he

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@younggod5230

39w↑47

man, the idea that there are more people in on the lie than "sheeple" who are being deceived made me laugh out loud so freaking hard. imagine if the whole earth was just a gigantic truman show with actors and liars abound, just to play a prank on a select few? its unimaginably funny

@ericgolightly8450

36w↑5

That's what some people think, because they are dangerously paranoid.

@michaelmadrid

1y↑130

I believe that flat-Earthers were put here for a very serious reason. They give rational and intelligent people comic relief in a tedious world. They are as important as Abbott & Costello, Beavis & Butthead and Marjorie Taylor Green & Lauren Boebert. They give us all someone willfully ignorant that we can point and laugh at without feeling guilty.

@warmachineuk

1y↑19

I'd prefer actual comedians as they won't try to burn down cell towers or attack seats of government.

@danijelovskikanal7017

1y↑5

They are here for firearm practice on moving targets.

@TheRealWattLife

43w↑1

Well you can't prove then wrong tho

@epicofatrahasis3775

37w

@@TheRealWattLife Reality proves them wrong. They're a bunch of science illiterates suffering from Dunning Kruger.

@kuwandak

37w↑2

They are not funny at all.

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@jpdemer5

3y↑644

"Dumbest hoax on the Internet" is one hell of an impressive achievement. There should be an international (you might say, "global") award for that.

@kekkewezel4615

3y↑10

Haha, I see what you did there

@lolloblue9646

3y↑2

Clever

@Mr0901

3y↑4

I mean... would it be international if most of it is in he USA?
Altho it's stupidity does count for more than just one country

@snewp_e2139

3y↑7

@@Mr0901 im pretty sure every other country would agree that flat earth is one of the dumbest hoaxes on the internet, let alone the world

@jpdemer5

3y↑1

@@Mr0901 Sure - it's the World Series of Stupidity.

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@barelyprotestant5365

2y↑1.3K

I always like to out-maneuver the conspiracy theorists.

"I believe the earth is flat."

"Oh, you're one of those people who believe the earth exists? You're really fine with giving in to what they want you to believe?"

@stylesrj

2y↑244

One guy did the water level thing so I said "Oh, look you think lakes exist? There's no such thing as a lake. That's what they want you to think of a large body of water not connected to the ocean..."
Then they agreed with me and still talked about water, so I added "And now look, you think water exists!?" But they deleted their post before I could go into a talk about dihydrogen monoxide :D

@Julmaa87

2y↑1

@@stylesrj Ah yes... dihydrogen monoxide.. that pesky other name for water that fooled so many idiots.

@daanbos5918

2y↑68

Imagine believing in earth

@mikekasich836

2y↑1

"the earth is flat"

"that's just what they WANT you to believe! do your research! they're trying to cover up the round earth from you man!"

@deletodraw1944

2y↑50

@@stylesrj see, they find one thing to believe, and as soon as they're being made fun of they cower out, they're not exactly the strongest mentally

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@elguitarTom

11w↑12

I discovered recently that an acquaintance of mine is a flat earther. I found one thing he just kept avoiding answering me:
I asked him why we haven't seen the edge of his pizza world yet? There is no footage of it. I mean surely there must be some rich flat earther that could have shot up a sattelite, hired a jet, a plane or a helicopter and flew to the end of the world and film / footage it?

@warmachineuk

11w↑8

Flat Earthers typically claim NASA blocks anyone going to Antarctica and the edge of the Earth. Who needs evidence or explanations when you have conspiracy? Conspiracy is the answer to everything.

@CepheusMappy

10w↑2

@@tokeshedNarcissitic Personality Disorder.

@Aminuteorso...

24w↑10

Who would win?

1. Centuries of scientific research, that have proven extremely precise in guiding everything we do.

2. "That's what they want you to think"

@SewerTapes

3y↑671

Flat Earth Sex Party would be a pretty kick ass name for a band.

@niclaswa5408

3y↑31

Ninja Sex Party exists. That’s closest one I can think of.

@niclaswa5408

3y↑7

@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter Why do you ask for prof when you’re just gonna deny it anyway?

@SewerTapes

3y↑9

@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter
Sunsets. Impossible on Flat Earth.

@niclaswa5408

3y↑4

@@SewerTapes I think it’s a spam-comment, since the user is a day old and it’s comment history shows duplicates of the same comment.

@SewerTapes

@@niclaswa5408
How did you check his comment history?

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@Johny_Truant

2y↑751

This wasn't a debunking of flat-earth. It was a merciless decimation. And it was beautiful.

@alexanderinsubordinate1861

1y↑18

Decimate comes from the Roman army practice of doing away with one in every ten men as a punishment. This means that decimate only destroys 10% of something, Dec literally translates as ten, So I find it annoying when people use the word decimate to describe a complete destruction of something.

@snoote533

1y↑31

@@alexanderinsubordinate1861
So, obliterated?

@willowthesily672

1y↑7

@@alexanderinsubordinate1861 🤓

@alexanderinsubordinate1861

1y↑8

@@snoote533 yes obliterated is better

@snoote533

1y↑6

@@alexanderinsubordinate1861
Nice

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@thetherrannative

1y↑83

You could fly a flat-earther to space and they would still say the windows are screens.

@Vienic2

1y↑15

just throw them out of the rocket

@sevenoxia7199

1y↑11

@@Vienic2 then they’d say that they’re stuck in some enormous room with wallpaper that looks so real that it basically is real.

@Vienic2

1y↑9

@@sevenoxia7199 nah they would say that you drugged them and that they are hallucinating, or that the earth is flat but it appears round or some other b.s lol

@timg2727

1y↑5

My favorite is "it just looks that way because light is curved."

@agent475816

1y↑1

They would vomit excuses like the windows are fish eye lenses too.

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@badnewofficial

19w↑18

I'm catholic and, like many of my peers, I do believe that Earth is not flat. Science and religion can be compatible. The pope said so himself. As for many who believe the Earth is flat, it's usually because they interpret the Bible literally and think that hiding this interpretation would hide God from the world. In practice, the Bible has many metaphorical texts and Genesis is one of them.

@gustavohp3439

19w↑10

Im a Christian(protestant), and the whole part "they are trying to hide God" is stupid, as Dave said, if God is so weak that can be hidden by its own creation, why should we worship him??

@bmacthecat

17w↑2

@@gustavohp3439also, what would they gain from hiding god. Wouldn’t he like… send them to hell the moment they die?

@thunderspark1536

@@bmacthecatMaybe god is doing it himself to troll scientists by faking all their data and senses.

@RealHyperHedgehog

2y↑640

It’s amazing how this conspiracy “theory” falls apart with even the slightest amount of thought.

@stylesrj

2y↑83

Yeah but you're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to take them at their word because "Trust Me Bro" is the best source of information out there!

@RealHyperHedgehog

2y↑4

@@stylesrj Let’s not forget, we have to call all those globeys sheep.

@petermcgill3405

2y↑24

And people are still stubborn enough to buy it, even after watching this

@bradysmith4245

2y↑13

Sadly, I’ve recently come across even stupider conspiracy theories. If you can believe that.

@RealHyperHedgehog

2y↑16

@@bradysmith4245 That can’t be possible. What is it?

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@danraskin9943

3y↑581

I love the fact that according to their logic Trump was in on the conspiracy and he managed to not tell anyone for 5 years

@anevilghost670

3y↑73

I find it amazing that a Flat Earther would side with any form of politics, considering how paranoid and anti-government they are.

@petergaskin1811

3y↑19

@@anevilghost670 The problem is that Trump, the arch adulterer, managed to persuade that many people to vote for him including the Religious Right. He had the knack, I think, of making people feel that they had been forgotten by everyone except him. Same goes for the Flat Earth gurus. They tell people that they've been forgotten. Then they tell them that they've been brainwashed. Then they're ripe for FE brainwashing.

@metademetra

2y↑39

I think if the Earth were really flat he would have released all the documents for it just because a Democrat told him he couldn't.

@vr10293

2y↑19

@@anevilghost670 since he's not a career politician, they see him as an "external hero".

@Magnum-Farce

2y↑9

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@gavinruby3082

3w↑2

Still rewatch the whole flat earth saga on your channel every once in a while, with all the debates. These flat earthers need to move on and stop thinking they're special. Keep making amazing content, Dave!

@TV-qf1rh

1y↑96

Absolute genius, with all the incontrovertible evidence my biggest regret is that I missed the sex party indoctrination in the second year of my physics degree, damn 😂.

@spikergames4259

2y↑2.3K

Dave has done it. He has debunked flat earth with the existence of flat-earthers.

@Ballaratairportspotter

2y↑7

Lol

@rogiok7400

2y↑14

Woah

@Bundalaba

2y↑135

The strongest argument is probably the fact this 'Secret Society' has the assets to pull this Titanic con but can't John Wick a few Flat Earther Youtubers LOL

@rentisme

2y↑9

Oh my god, it's like Jordan Peterson and SJWs 🤣🤣🤣

@gregmccormick21

2y↑76

If it were flat, a 🐈 cat would have already pushed everything over the edge.

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@rowanmurphy5239

3y↑910

Also, lighthouse architects must be in on the conspiracy too, as they calculate the minimum amount of material that would be needed for their light to be seen at whatever distance is required based on the mathematics of the spherical Earth.

@backalleycqc4790

3y↑83

Exactly... The Lighthouse of Alexandria was said to be over 100 metres high when it was finished in 246BC. If we lived on a flat earth, they wouldn't have built it so high.

@QDWhite

3y↑62

And anyone who makes optics. Canon, Nikon, bushnell, Celestron, etc. It must be hard to design and fabricate lenses that make the horizon look like it drops away from the viewer in a set of binoculars.

@light_asaii4858

3y↑23

But that is science you cant use i against flat earther they didnt pass 10th grade

@QDWhite

3y↑18

@@quantumsneak1773 Done. The videos I found clearly show boats half below the horizon even when zoomed in. Still team #GlobeEarth

@Gandhi_Physique

3y↑17

@@quantumsneak1773 As another said already, that has been debunked. Eventually, no matter how awesome your camera is, the boat will disappear from the bottom up. Using that logic, I should be able to see every boat on the water with a variable zoom telescope.. but I can't. That is because on a ball, the ball will eventually block your view the farther something gets.

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@j.f.fisher5318

33w↑8

As a former rightwinger, they worked really hard to teach us to ignore any bit of information that doesn't fit our worldview, whatever that is. So no amount of info will ever convince those who have accepted that mental paradigm and who've adopted flat earth theory. You could literally take them into space and they'd just be like "oh, personal sphere, I get it" and still believe the earth is flat.

@snirest

2y↑52

This is actually more convincing than any science and definitely much more hilarious 😂

@HDitzzDH

2y↑1.2K

It's just impossible to convince them, even if you flew them out into outer space and they saw the entire planet through the window of the rocket they would probably argue that the windows are curved like a fisheye lens.

@liamfalvey5142

2y↑41

And once they do their expedition to see the ice wall and they don’t find one they’re going to say the captain\pilot was paid off by the government

@ericb3157

2y↑108

some HAVE said that about airplane windows.

@samueladitya1729

2y↑111

well, send them out of spacecraft without any helmet...

@19midnightsun87

2y↑213

The problem is, even if a flat-earther went into space and acknowledged the truth finally, as soon as he came back down to Earth, the other flat-earthers would just say, he got brainwashed or bought into believing the Earth is a globe.

@stagesixx

2y↑5

You can’t take a FE to space, cuz there is no space. And even if you tied him down in the rocket, all the acceleration force, weightlessness and views out the window are fake, as is the red hot burning reentry.

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@kirara2516

3y↑551

I still can't believe this needed to be explained to anyone older than 5 years.

@pix_d20

3y↑28

flat earthers should be legally eradicated

@kirara2516

3y↑38

@@pix_d20 more like re-educated

@pix_d20

3y↑4

@@kirara2516 no

@kirara2516

3y↑33

@@pix_d20 I don't believe mass killing is the answer.

@rynzoku8662

3y↑9

@@kirara2516 agreed

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@nohakoraii

24w↑7

2:23 That GD demon face there, killed me laughing. I wasnt expecting ANYTHING related to any media I enjoy in this video.

@levizaumpro16

23w

Same

@rogertulk8607

1y↑29

This struck a chord with me. About 15 years ago when I was working as a network technician for the Federal Government I was in a small office with four other men. One day our cleaning lady came in. She was always on about nutrition and particularly things like trans fats. After she had made a declaration one day I countered with information I got from my daughter who has a master's degree in human nutrition and nutraceuticals. The cleaning lady's reply? " Oh, she's too educated; she'd never understand!" Our jaws just about hit the floor! That sums up conspiracy theories for me.

@mattmerced1148

Keep the gurus away from educated people, it would taint their perfectly good minds.

@Aresenal1739

@@mattmerced1148 their mentality is “you think you’re better than me”

@davemitchell116

3y↑643

I actually had one Flat Earther say to me, "If we really did land on the moon, why didn't Neil Armstrong bring back some green cheese?" Can't argue with logic like that!

@raggedclawstarcraft6562

3y↑87

yeah. the only they brought back was just a bunch of rocks... so lame.

@zesty9815

2y↑99

There just wasn't time. First you have to milk the moon cows, then you have to culture the milk, then you curdle it, then several more steps, then finally you have to mature the cheese. It all takes time, but they had less than a day.

@raggedclawstarcraft6562

2y↑3

@@zesty9815 no. It references the conspiracy theory or an internet joke that moon is made of cheese.

@zesty9815

2y↑40

@@raggedclawstarcraft6562 (Yeah, I know. But there's more than one way to get cheese from the moon. [joke])

@nobody8thechicken186

bruh

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@TheIrrelevantYT

3y↑779

President: "Tadah, it was a prank! The world is actually flat!"
Cabinet: "Sir, we spent quadrillions of dollars and you do a planet reveal?"

@honeychurchgipsy6

3y↑41

@TheIrrelevant - if anyone was going to reveal the big conspiracy it would have been the orange man - lol!!! He'd be like "Please let me tell them, oh please, and afterwards can I go ride in the big truck?"

@user-bl8pw6cn2d

3y↑14

@@honeychurchgipsy6 orange man ?

@honeychurchgipsy6

3y↑11

@@user-bl8pw6cn2d - yes - orange man who likes to ride in the big boy truck!!
Did you not notice Trump's awful, orange, fake tan make up (you could see the line where he'd applied it), and did you not see him sitting in a truck going broom broom like a five year old?

@user-bl8pw6cn2d

3y↑12

@@honeychurchgipsy6 this never had anything to do with politics it was a joke this comment

@honeychurchgipsy6

3y↑6

@@user-bl8pw6cn2d - oh wow - and to think I never got that!!!
What exactly about "orange man go broom broom in big truck" isn't funny, and makes you think I missed the joke?
If you know anything about comedy you would understand that the original comment is funny precisely because it is based upon truth: we all know that a man like Trump would never have been able to keep a secret about the shape of the earth - that is the joke being made by the poster, TheIrrelevant.
I took that idea and ran with it showing that I understand the joke.
Perhaps, and this is just a thought, you are upset because little Donnie is getting the piss taken out of him!!

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@Silberstern-bd9jx

47w↑27

I‘m asexual and going to start studying physics in a few months. Please keep me out of the haunted mansion sex party and just fill me in on the conspiracy in a quick briefing, thank you very much.

@stylesrj

47w↑8

We'll arrange for the dead drop via the postal service...
...the conspiracy also uses them to send money to their people so it should be reliable. You did get paid, right?

@SuperSimpForTheStars

32w↑1

hiiii another asexual person (im ace-spec though but eh)

@themidgarbadass2517

26w

Ur funny

@RyanPortland420

1y↑11

In highschool I read a book called 101 facts that prove the Earth is flat, it made a believer out of me. But you have brought me back to the side of the sane. Thank you.

@peteconrad2077

1y↑5

Well done. Being able to exit such a cult is a sure sign of intelligence and a rational mind.

@RyanPortland420

1y↑3

@@peteconrad2077 thanks man. Have a good rest of your week.

@Krugis

Glad for you! Do you happen to recall what parts of that book had you convinced? Not to criticize or insult, I'm just curious, as people joining then leaving flerf is fairly uncommon

@GameDevNerd

2y↑1.2K

I actually went to Antarctica. We evaded military patrols and reptilian royal guardsmen for weeks, until at last we came up The Wall ... a wall so big it would dwarf even Donald Trump's wildest dreams. With climbing spikes and ropes, we climbed the wall. The 100km climb took us days, and we finally reached the top. When we made it to the top, we found a series of mostly abandoned ancient alien fortresses and buildings. The top of the wall was about 50km wide, and it took us some time to reach the far side and look down at what lay beyond. What we saw was an entire other world beyond! Dense forests, frozen mountains and snowy tundra, even deserts off in the distance. We used our telescope to search the distant lands for signs of life. We saw native people living there, as well as monsters and creatures beyond your wildest imagining! We even saw what we could only describe as the White Walkers, leading armies across the lands. They looked up at us with cold, blue eyes and I know they saw us. We were chilled to the bone with terror, so we ran back to the opposite edge of the wall. There we assembled our hang gliders, and we leapt from the top of the wall. We glided back to southern Chíle, landing at around 5pm, and went and enjoyed some tacos. This is the first time I've ever spoken about this expedition. The world isn't flat or round, it's infinite and the further you go the more Earth spawns!

😉

@MrQuaiven

2y↑164

The most unbelievable part of your comment is your claim of climbing 100km in "days".

@stylesrj

Did you find where they were hiding God by any chance when you were up there? I heard some folks were looking for him and the wall was being used to hide him.
If you didn't, that's fine. I'll probably mount an expedition myself later to check.

@flookd5516

2y↑25

@@MrQuaiven It’s obvious how 😊

@Krugis

2y↑162

Don't write your fanfics here, publish them instead!

@Antis14CZ

2y↑108

@@Krugis Right? That's blockbuster movie material right there!

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@ballisticnoodle806

2y↑795

“Nobody spends that kind of money for literally no reason”

NFT owners: hold my beer

@liamblaauboer4098

2y↑20

if this video was only one year newer man lmaooooo

@liarwithagun

2y↑16

NFTs are just a bubble. Or at least they started as a bubble. Maybe rich idiots will spend millions on them now because of the public perception of them being high dollar items like 'normal' art is.

@BizVlogs

2y↑5

@@liarwithagun Name one actual difference between “normal” art and NFTs. Is it just because one is digital and one is analog that makes the only difference?

@anyanP

2y↑26

With NFT there is a clear reason - profit. People think that they can profit from NFT, treating it like an investment, despite it being closer to a gambling or a pyramid scheme. Alternatively - laundering money and tax evasion.

@anyanP

2y↑36

@@BizVlogs NFT isn’t digital art. It’s a receipt for a digital art, treated like an investment. It’s a scam.
Digital art existed just fine without this tech bro bullshit and digital artists have a perfectly reasonable ways to profit from their art without getting involved in a pyramid scheme with an energy cost of a small country.

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@stylesrj

30w↑10

You know, I think there's one important question we should ask Flat Earthers whenever they bring up the conspiracy or ice walls and guards, etc.

"What do they eat?"

Because trying to figure out what they eat means you need to delve into the logistics of such an endeavour of getting food and supplies to those people.

@stylesrj

29w↑2

Of course, one Flat Earther did try to answer that question with "It's not a big job! They just use radar!"
Because yeah, it's only a few hundred thousand miles to cover, right?
And radar just makes the logistical nightmare worse because not only isn't radar magic, you now have to have installations dotted about the entire circumference, personnel to go out there and fix them and enough facilities to provide overlapping coverage.
Then of course there's the logistics behind moving the personnel to those places, shipping the equipment as you can't have any radar down for too long as a gap could mean someone might sneak through... oh and trained operatives who can tell the difference between a ship and say a whale or wave or the ocean floor. Because I'm pretty sure they also mean sonar as well as radar.

Then of course there's that thing where radar isn't magic... there's a reason why lifeboats have a big sheet of metal foil in their signalling kit; it's so they can show up on radar. So if someone were to sneak up to the edge, they could.
Which means you'll still need armies of guards... which means it's starting to look like a very big job.

@stylesrj

29w↑2

Twentysided's article on the Illusive Island was very informative on just how much effort would be required to hide the construction of a single Arleigh-Burke Destroyer; not even a Battleship or a Carrier but a standard modern warship.
And Flat Earthers believe there's entire secret fleets of warships no one is supposed to know about?

Even if they're supposedly government entities building those ships, anyone could track the amount of supplies and cargo being sent out to the edge.
Flat Earthers make no mention of the supposed huge fleets of cargo ships and aircraft needed. What are they (Flat Earthers) hiding from us, eh?

@ZShogan

27w

@@stylesrj I must say, a video debunking the flat earth delusion is definitely the last place I expected anyone to mention Shamus Young's Mass Effect retrospective.

@stylesrj

27w

@@ZShogan
Heh yeah, I really did like his explanation on why things are very hard to keep secret.

@salthin

42w↑11

The end of a legacy, and the start of a legend. Never stop calling out hoaxes and stupidity, Dave. It may not seem like it, but it works, and it matters.

@MelFinehout

3y↑2.6K

I actually met a real life flat earther the other day. I'm a bartender and they were at my bar, as a customer.

I laughed out loud, thinking it was a joke. Then, I saw that she was serious. I had to chill, she's a customer.

But, I couldn't help myself and launched into so super obvious examples. We politely changed the subject. But, fucking wow. It was like seeing a bigfoot.

These people actually exist. For real. In real life. It is actually as fascinating as it is sad.

@yourecarsextendedwarrent3416

3y↑105

your in on the conspiricy FLAT EARTHERS ARNT REAL

@dkatomski

3y↑107

Alcohol doesn’t help the brain.

@MelFinehout

3y↑58

@@dkatomski okay. Thanks for the contribution. It was very helpful.

@rosealexander9007

2y↑26

Just curious around what age was she?

@jefferylittleton1005

2y↑125

@@rosealexander9007 I'm an industrial electrician and I've met 3 in my field at 30 ,~40, and ~50 years old. It's tragic. This is what happens when you continue to defund education.

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@ManahManah77

3y↑296

What's truly and ironically hilarious is that the possibility of Darth Sidious existing is greater than the possibility of the Earth being flat. After all, it did happen a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..

@ajc-ff5cm

3y↑4

My mind is blown!

@Hannahbanana0205

3y↑9

Lmao. Can't wait for the Artemis to take off. Bet these crazy people would say that it's CGI lmao. Everything is CGI for them when they can't believe it.

@BlowingbytheOz

😂😂😂

@totmgsrockxd9900

3y↑5

The possibility of Darth Sidious surviving his fall down the Death Star (which is by the way impossible no matter how good you are with midichlorians and life; his survival is just the work of Star Wars IX's pathetic and stupid writing) is greater than the possibility of the Earth being flat.

@99999bomb

3y↑1

Star Wars happened in andromeda

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@drewmur

1y↑8

This is my favorite argument against Flat Earth, or any conspiracy theory. Once you start asking How and Why, the argument disintegrates. As you point out, there is just no way that SO many people were involved in this for SO long for no real gain.

@prplt

52w

it's to hide God 😂

@FlatEarthKiller

50w

Ask any flerfer any “why anything” and use their logic at their disposal against them.

@juliankirby9880

2y↑9

“Why be mad at a secret shadow government? The regular government sucks. Be mad at them.” - Milo, the Mini Minuteman.

@stylesrj

But isn't that what the shadow government wants you to do? :D

@ahmadtarek7763

3y↑429

As an aerospace engineering student, I reeeeeeeally hope the sex parties thing is real, but the only thing that's going to fuck me is fluid mechanics and thermodynamics.

@nivedvi2716

3y↑26

Yup been there, make sure to get your lube, it aint gonna be nice

@kdawn.stubblefield4584

Lol

@darrylgonzalez5251

3y↑12

Well technically that's true, both fluid dynamics and thermodynamics ARE involved, so.......

@pkjoesd

3y↑4

It was vector dynamics for me.

@Danger_N00dle

3y↑4

That's exactly what the Sex party is about
Fluid mechanics and Thermodynamics

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@mysingingmonstersfan1023

3y↑1.1K

If the earth is flat, Why aren’t we constantly being attacked by slimes?
Edit: To those that say mob spawning is off, Explain Mosquitoes,

@bastion8320

3y↑18

Lol true

@mr.floofles3100

3y↑130

If the earth is flat where did we get diamonds? In the 3 layers of dirt beneath us?

@potaterjim

3y↑36

@@mr.floofles3100 how come no one has dug a whole all the way to the elephant?

@admiralack285

3y↑16

@@mr.floofles3100 ik this has nothing to do with anything at all (and i dont belive in flat earth) but fun fact : on my old superflat world that i had like 5 years ago, i placed in small amounts of diamonds and lapis in the floor on the layer above bedrock to simulate a mine. i was also just lazy to make any sort of mine above the 3 layers of dirt so i just did that.

@ohader9141

3y↑7

/gamerule doMobSpawning false, that’s the only reason

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@EnigmaticStatic6

50w↑12

Hey Dave..... as an Aviator I want to say thank you for what you've done for REALITY. I'm not aware who's reached out to you on the following matter but as a BLACK MAN I want to say, THANK YOU FOR THE WAY YOU EXPOSED JESSE FOR WHO/WHAT HE REALLY IS on that debate. He does not and I repeat DOES NOT speak for the black community impoverished, privileged or dead past present nor future and absolutely most definitely doesn't speak for Christians. Stay great bro. Peace and love ✊🏾

@rhetoricalquestion6009

50w↑3

Wondering who this "Jesse" person was ... found "An Amusing "Discussion" With Jesse Lee Peterson."
That Jesse? His opening gambit was "racism has never been a problem in this country at all". That's some flat-earther-level madness right there.

@Aakraos

2y↑18

"Any god so weak who can be hidden by his creation is not worth worshipping"
I finished this video 3 hours ago, I am still at this

@user-dm8tl7ls9d

42w

Actually God's signs are everywhere. Proff Dave is not a theologian lol

If you can't even bare to look at the sun how can you stand to look at greatness of God in this life???

@Aakraos

42w

@@user-dm8tl7ls9d Theology is useless, it's literally the same as "unicornology". There is no sign of God unless you want to see it. We can feel the sun and we can even look at it even if for a brief time.
I believe you can see god as people can see ghosts or aliens, but it's just in your head

@numbertwo579

33w↑1

@@user-dm8tl7ls9dthe sun is not some magical divine being that you can’t look at it’s just big hot and very bright

@adrianharry5336

16w

Honestly it wasn’t anything special. God gives us free will and hiding his existence is the devils greatest trick.

@Aakraos

12w

@@user-dm8tl7ls9d you don't need a theologian to tell you things about god, why would he know more about him than you?
If god existed, we would know all the same without needing theologians
Theology is a scam, stop trusting it

@deadlypandaghost

2y↑472

Yup I remember clearly my first day of physics 101 like it was yesterday. We were brought before the supreme overlords to swear allegiance. A few initially refused, but after their liquification and replacement everyone complied. Shortly after the head of the physics department walked out smoking a golden cigar. He lead our class through a massive series of tunnels that put the Cave of Wonders to shame. There was gold, jewels, statues, paintings piled higher than the eyes can see. And ooooo the women. The price was easy enough. We just had to invent new ways to lie about the shape of the planet. While we may have been dragged along at first, after that first night there were none more dedicated to the cause. Good times. Thanks for the reminder Comrade Dave. See yah on poker night.

@stylesrj

2y↑46

What? You got all that? All we had was a merry-go-round and a log flume... :(

@tonyduncan9852

2y↑6

Bravo.

@loganmaximus2160

2y↑14

"After their liquification" HAHAHAHAHA!

@brandonm1708

2y↑18

@@stylesrj all I got was a little demon named Jeremy as my only form of entertainment!

@irishakita

1y↑2

@@brandonm1708 ayo Jeremy don't mess around

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@Gremriel

3y↑683

I'd like to hear more about these sex parties. For scientific reasons, of course.

@JewTube001

3y↑22

come join the lemon party.

@tonydagostino6158

3y↑65

Seriously. I'm a geoscientist with advanced degrees. You'd think me and my classmates would've been high on the list. Somehow our invitations got lost and now it's too late

@infinitivez

3y↑19

Also, asking for a friend, where are these being held?
Should make the perfect holiday gift!

@justintempus7406

3y↑18

I've been there. You get invited when you defend your Master's of Science (or higher) degree. Gotta tell you, sexism in the elites has many downsides. Total sausage party.

@scottdavidson5670

3y↑7

My PhD is in computer science, and they must have thought we couldn't handle it. Boo hoo.

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@firemonkey1015

9w↑6

I remember when flat earth was a joke online. The fact people actually fell for it and took it seriously is hilarious but also scary.

@AttilatheNun-xv6kc

Especially if they're eligible to vote.

@Kyle_A.Delgado

2y↑34

Hi Dave. I’m 27 years old who’s a vehicle mechanic and never been to college.
5:03 Is there really a sex party induction? If so, I must be missing out…
😅😂🤣Kidding, I’m kidding! But seriously, it doesn’t take a genius(no offense) to know that the Earth is and always has been a sphere with Antarctica at the South Pole, not some dillusional, disproven disc surrounded by a supposed continental ice wall, with a cult of slackjaws that need a re-education.

@HeadbutKneecap

3y↑77

The part about this conspiracy that really fucks with my head is the fact that it creates a paradox in itself. Because in order for the earth being flat to be a secret, literally at least half the population would have to know that the earth is flat and for some reason is hiding it from the less educated people

@cjthenarhwalking1378

2y↑13

exactly if more than 50% of the population is in on it it's not really a secret anymore

@Battleship009

3y↑418

I think Shakespeare, said it the best.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

@blueskies99

3y↑5

@@TuriGamer *effect, btw

@clugokillscluco

3y↑3

You mean Francis Bacon?

@seankim2916

3y↑1

Wait was t this some Greek philosopher?

@Battleship009

3y↑7

@@seankim2916 Nope, English playwriter of the Elizabethan Era, with the actual line being. "The fool doth think he is wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

@eatthisvr6

3y↑2

he was describing the dunning kruger effect hundreds of years before it was called that

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@hoppywern9057

1y↑8

Sometimes when I’m feeling down. I like to go through this and other debunks comment sections. And Dave is still down here with his delightfully scathing replies.
Keep up the good work dave

@cellospot

5w↑3

Dave -- the whole reason I'm here is to find more simple ways to disprove flat earth to a friend, otherwise, I absolutely would not care and would move on with my life. So, as mentioned I have a friend who is a flat earther. I and so many others have tried talking to him about this belief, even trying to convince him that it's a waste of time and thought cells with folding laundry being vastly more important to invest oneself in. And when I asked him what there is to gain by lying to people en masse about the shape of the earth, he said that if "they" (he could not tell me who "they" were) could get people to believe in something so small as the shape of the earth being round, then it would be easier to make people believe in so many other things. He pointed out other things that have been legitimate lies by the government and those with power, to make his point that a ball earth is also a lie.

Honestly, I can't talk to him anymore about this, because he's so entrenched in his ideas of conspiracy theories that even a simple test proving a round earth is, for him, easily disprovable using, you guessed it, words like 'perception' and 'electromagnetic waves', etc, not actual proof, and things that I guarantee he doesn't understand how they work. I don't know how to get people who believe in conspiracy theories see the light, that it's not as how they think things are. He's not the only one in my friend group to believe in flat earth, but he is the only vocal one, and the only one who wants others to believe as he does. (It's even to the point that our priest, yes, shoot me, I'm a Christian, told me that if he starts talking about flat earth again, I need to tell him that he's sinning and he needs to go to confession before he can commune again.)

@shn402

3y↑134

The flat earthers are the ones that got frustrated because they couldn't draw a simple sphere at school

@alexandrev3505

3y↑9

Drawing a sphere on a sheet of paper would be hard though

@bastion8320

3y↑5

Yea drawing a circle is much easier

@bastion8320

Lol

@christianadam2907

3y↑3

@@alexandrev3505 Right, i would go as far to say that they never could, because they also do not understand perspective :D

@christianadam2907

3y↑2

@@alexandrev3505 Oh and btw drawing a sphere is easy. Make a circle and put an ellipse around the center with the covered line dashed. Voila 3D

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@naota3k

3y↑328

Let's be honest. 1.1K people disliked this because they can't handle the truth.

@fireadamhun7662

3y↑44

Or maybe just Australians liking it

@JohnGardnerAlhadis

3y↑15

@Yobama We're not. I'm simply a figment of your imagination.

@roguegargoyle914

2y↑16

So sad that the dislike counter has gone now. It was an easy way to gauge how many idiotic saps that believe nonsense like Flat Earth were still out there.

@danielloader3351

2y↑2

@@roguegargoyle914 exactly

@shaikheena4321

2y↑1

Movie “A FEW GOOD MEN” - You can’t handle the truth, son.

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@franciscodonizetidasilva9570

52w↑8

In the circle of "liars" you can put inside: pilots, meteorologists, aeronautical engineers, cartographists...

@mjjoe76

52w↑7

Geologists, seismologists, a large percentage of software developers, the entire international shipping industry. Truly the people in on the conspiracy would outnumber the people being fooled.

@Krugis

50w↑2

Every radio hobbyist, enthusiast, RF engineer, and of course anyone who works with, calibrates, calculates, performs, or observes OTH (Over the Horizon) broadcast of any kind.

But we can get less specific- basically the list of "who's in on it" must include anyone with a formal education

@BEE-oz7yd

1y↑4

8:48 that little jab against Star Wars the rise of Skywalker in a debunking flat Earth video was unexpected, but appreciated!

@taylorshelton3267

3y↑513

If this doesn't convince people that the earth isn't flat then nothing will. Even the ancient Greeks knew that the earth was spherical in shape.

@lucasharvey8990

3y↑79

@@rlupara They knew because of critical thinking. Watch the first episode of this miniseries which focuses on the moon, for example.

@lucasharvey8990

3y↑48

@@rlupara You can also type the question into the search engine.

https:// grade8 science. com/ 3-1-1-how-did-the-ancient-greeks-learn-that-earth-is-round/

Okay so YouTube is auto-deleting comments that have links in them since spam bots are getting out of control, so I put a couple spaces in there to break it up now. Just copy-paste and get rid of those and it's fine.

@lucasharvey8990

3y↑52

@@rlupara I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be experimenting. Looks like a good site (though I wonder how it hasn't been autodeleted for containing a link).

If I'm being totally honest about it, there's a vast amount of stuff that I can't scientifically prove on either side of this debate, so I have to look at what others have to say. I consider myself a tabula rosa person, or open to any new idea regardless of how crazy it may sound. And... the round earthers just have so much more compelling evidence, and there aren't any obvious holes in the logic. When I accept the round earth way of thinking, each phenomena of nature can be explained in detail using both common sense and specific math. When I accept the flat earth way of thinking, then suddenly the moon and stars make no sense, the southern hemisphere doesn't exist, and the entire world is engulfed in a conspiracy that spans thousands of years. I'm a history nut, and I can't honestly believe that. I can't honestly believe that they've got millions of people - including all world leaders - in their pocket either.

So in short, even though I'm open to new ideas, the evidence of the flat earth community just isn't enough for me. The community as a whole strikes me weirdly as well - I'm atheist, since I don't believe that God is what created us and even if he did I see no reason for them to care about us in the slightest. As you might imagine, I don't get along with a good deal of flat earthers because of that. They come off as the type of people that instead of listening first then responding second, they listen first then regurgitate second. It doesn't strike me as very bright, so I take what they say with some salt just on principle now.

@Ozzey23

3y↑54

@@rlupara By looking at shadows that can only exist on a curved surface

@sasukeuchiha961

3y↑18

@@rlupara thru logic.

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@AnthoNy-vq8bv

3y↑233

I honestly didn't knew people thought the earth was flat until I had social media.. and at first I thought it was a meme or like a joke.. but no they really were serious..

@Random_.

3y↑12

Same, its like hard to believe that people are that dumb

@AnthoNy-vq8bv

3y↑25

@@Random_. it's not dumb it's ignorant and condescendant. Like the fact they convinced people about something as crucial as the earth's shape is either hilarous or terrifying

@Random_.

3y↑2

@@AnthoNy-vq8bv yeah

@boshi9

3y↑3

How do you know they are truly serious? I still think most of them are just pretending to have those beliefs.

@Great16

yeah some are just joking but even more are actually serious

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@Soren246

1y↑13

I saw a documentary about flat earth. It was called "Dumbasses".

@dougbelford4565

8w↑3

This is my fa favorite flat earth debunk. Although, I love all the science-based debunks and find them to be fun & educational, ultimately they aren’t required to debunk flat earth. All you need is 2 words: “common sense”
Very nicely done professor Dave!

@meltanmaster

3y↑468

“This is very dumb, as any god who is so weak that it can be hidden by its own creations, is clearly not worth worshiping” idk why but this line made me burst out laughing (not in a disagreeing way I just mean it was funny to me)

@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108

3y↑55

@@jmbbk4737 "Eco-Marxist anti-capitalist UN agenda" by Schumpeter that's got to be one of the most insane phrases I have ever read, where in the actual fu** does Marxist ideology was established on UN? Did you ever read the main subject of Marxism before desmissing or even It's commentators?

@thespelsheepington6664

3y↑34

@@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Pretty sure jmb is invoking that "Cultural Marxism" conspiracy. Fun fact, the Nazis used the same conspiracy to get into power, but it was called something like 'Cultural Bolshevism' back then.

@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108

3y↑7

@@thespelsheepington6664 Hmmm, interesting, now you just some food for thought for me and I don't want to know are "They" for Mr./Mrs. jmb, might be a very unpleasant "surprise".

@4cps777

3y↑6

@@thespelsheepington6664
They also called it Marxism but Bolshevism was more used. I mean although Marx critcised religion as a whole, similarly to what modern atheists say, he was Jewish after all. So both words perfectly fit into their conspiracy theory.

@expensivepink7

3y↑1

same i agree with all of it but its so fucking funny

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@criticato8916

3y↑157

From what I know about politics, it would take 5 minutes tops for some leader of a country to blow it open to harm some other world leader's reputation.

@moggpiano8043

3y↑19

Absolutely. And why would fierce enemies like Russia, USA, China agree to be in cohorts in the first place?

@atheed9426

3y↑6

Trump would of messed this one up hard.

@noelwym123

3y↑6

@@atheed9426 That's one way to know that intelligent aliens have never visited. If they had, Trump would be yelling from the rooftops about how he cut the greatest, biggest deal with them.

@wallywallendo

3y↑1

Yeah totally, the taliban would be screeching about it by now

@RM-jq5vi

3y↑7

The president of the US would have to be in on it so I imagine the second trump was told the earth was flat he’d start tweeting.

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@VicMcCullick

27w↑6

I was watching one of these videos, and then turned to my 10 year old nephew and 6 year old nephew and said, "Remember. The Earth is a sphere. It is not flat." They were so shocked when I told them, and the 6 year old even went to his mom to make sure I wasn't lying.

@rhetoricalquestion6009

27w↑6

Goodness, what kind of a school are these kids going to?
Even without going to school, images of the globe are everywhere...

@86_percent28

3y↑362

The flat earth conspiracy takes advantage of the human desire to feel special or superior to draw in new members.

Edit: “do your research” isn’t a good response to a question you don’t want to answer.

@dr.cheeze5382

3y↑27

Honestly, it isn't even about superiority sometimes.
Just think about what a round earth really means: an endless uncaryng universe. just imagine what that does to some peoples preceptions of the world, not that they're not special but that they literaly don't matter at all. to these people that must be a existentialy terrifiing realizaton so their brain goes into denial. if the earth was flat it would mean that the universe is so.. SO much smaller and give them comfort.

@tonak4949

3y↑2

u mean like any sect or religion, yes i agree :)

@bastion8320

3y↑4

It’s just a group of people wanting power and riches so they trick people into making a cult

@RaawHax

3y↑26

@@thegodcomplex6641 How does criticising people peddling anti-science and anti-progress conspiracies based on faith and belief make anyone special? Believing Flat Earth makes you special within your view of the world, since you're one of the chosen few to know the "truth". We're just poking fun at their insanity, that doesn't make us special in any way, it's just entertaining.
And what exactly are we becoming "members" of? The globe Earth sex cult? Professor Dave Explains? I ain't subbed lmao

@86_percent28

3y↑8

@@thegodcomplex6641 are you trolling or are you serious?

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@gibbonbasher8171

3y↑200

“Honestly, given the magnitude of the conspiracy as it is peddled, and the titanic power ascribed to its progenitors, that fact that Flat Earth channels even exist at all is proof that the Earth isn’t flat.”
That's actually hilarious, I never even thought about it that way. They themselves are proof that the Earth is not flat.

@potaterjim

3y↑18

No but see think about it, "they" allow flat earthers to exist and then call them crazy conspiracy theorists, so that the average Joe won't listen to the truth!
That's totally it!

@gibbonbasher8171

3y↑14

@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481
Uh oh, looks like someone forgot to press play.

@cymond

3y↑14

It's amazing. All conspiracy theorists are like this. Most conspiracy nuts talk in code, so "they" won't catch on. But seriously, if the Illuminati Freemason lizard people NWO are so powerful, then surely they can decipher a thinly veiled message.

@Victorsandergamer

2y↑1

@@gibbonbasher8171 i think it's a joke

@gibbonbasher8171

2y↑2

@@Victorsandergamer
I wouldn't say... considering they deleted their comment.

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@danny089-theodeoron4

1y↑3

Wow! Absolute GOLD! Thanks Dave! That's therapy for me! (well cause i actually met a couple of flerfs which made the experience way more traumatizing than it should be XP)

@derekarcher8495

39w↑3

"Delusional narcissist with no skill set", absolute gold Dave! Keep up the great work.

@papermario2006

3y↑192

I like to imagine a version of earth where literally everyone of us who isn't publicly an outspoken flat-earther is in on the conspiracy and the vast majority of humanity has simply agreed to play this massive, elaborate, world-wide prank on a small group of people just so we can call them idiots.
That would at least be funny as opposed to the reality we live in, where flat earthers are just pathetic.

@starlingbaez6681

2y↑6

We must take all flat earthers to this dimension

@papermario2006

2y↑21

@[ ] My dude, I don't know if this is bait or not, but scientists get not paid millions. I would know, I am one. If I actually got paid like that, you bet I'd do this shit for fun. Sadly, that's not the case and science is exactly as boring as one might think. I wish I got paid to lie, then I could just make shit up instead of, you know, working.

@winnersduplicate554

2y↑1

@[ ] what’s wrong then?

@billcipher8645

2y↑9

@[ ] dang dude can you show me those millions? I will gladly take them to lie about anything you want

@Futures_End

2y↑10

@[ ] So do you close your eyes when evidence is actually presented, or what methods do you use to ignore them? Just curious!

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@thenoob2329

3y↑786

Imagine a flat earther riding a Starship and would argue that the windows are just displays for 8 months

Edit: bro how is this comment still getting attention...

@quantumgaming9180

3y↑11

Never heard this one before 😂

@Grim_Yeeter

3y↑71

throw them out of the spaceship. They will feel pain and sufdering while realizing all the bullshit they made up was fake

@saucevc8353

3y↑122

@@Grim_Yeeter "I knew it! They put me in a vacuum chamber to execute me for speaking truth! Those bastards!" proceeds to suffocate

@xray5984

3y↑27

@@Grim_Yeeter lmao, yeah, I was just about to say, "then open the windows!"

@xray5984

3y↑24

@@eyemard weak bait. You're killing yourself all over the comments section.

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@basicarduinoprograming7349

48w↑13

I'm an engineering student and physics is a major subject so can anyone tell WHY NO ONE INVITED ME TO THE MANSION S3X PARTY. This is sooooo unfair

@stylesrj

48w↑1

The invite was in the mail! That damned postal service must have gone postal again... the They can keep people from getting word about the edge, but sending word of a party in the mail...

@basicarduinoprograming7349

48w

@@stylesrj they're gonna pay for that

@Zanderupdate

47w↑1

Hello sir. We are inviting you to the haunted sex party in 2 weeks. Please bring a raccoon and 15 storm trooper costumes for the satanic ritual so we can trick all the Christians

@ianmitchell4745

2y↑6

This is my favorite of all the arguments against the Flat Earth folks. I'm actually watching it again after months because it's so much fun.

@nectariosgeorgiou

3y↑325

i didn't even need someone to disprove this. i watch this because i enjoy the reasoning you use!

@herschel3810

3y↑1

Ok then show us your debunk of this video

@deinonychus1948

3y↑2

same here lol, I tried arguing with Flat Earthers on an hour (and a bit) long documentary of the history of the Earth scaled down to a single day and it's not worth the trouble! They just go to videos that they have no reason to click on to cause trouble!

@Cobalt985

3y↑10

@@herschel3810 please re read the comment lmao

@jhorred

Same.

@bastion8320

3y↑4

Lol I enjoy watching so when I argue with a flat earther I can destroy them

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@TirarADeguello

3y↑2.8K

Please go after young earth creationists who think the world is only 6-10,000 years old.

@adriantheo7654

3y↑46

:) hi

@TirarADeguello

3y↑74

@@adriantheo7654 hi

@ttamko

3y↑420

I've had a guy ask me how I know the earth is older then 2000 years. I replied back with a stunned look and just said, "umm carbon dating?" He was confused at what that was and just walked away. The ignorance is real.

@scotibot7450

3y↑187

@@ttamko no to mention the romans, macedonians, chinese, sumerians just to name a few

@ttamko

3y↑127

@@scotibot7450 not to also include open trade on the silk road, the Bering Strait that froze over and nomadic people crossed from Asia / Russia to what is now Alaska. Nah man, no proofs. Lmao

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@iamme6581

6w↑2

I think this is my favorite video regarding flat earth. This is what I've been saying lately to people who try to give flat earthers the benefit of the doubt, and will never go to space to see for themselves, which seems to be what they would need to be convinced of the globe

@user-lo5et1zt8j

33w↑11

"Any God who is so weak that he can be hidden by his own creations is clearly not worth whorshiping". This is the greatest quote ever

@holdyourbeak8644

29w↑2

worshipping

@chrisenmarch6050

2y↑208

When I was training as a navigator in the Royal Navy.. everyday I was expecting the knock on the door and being told that the lines of longitude didn’t converge south of the equator..and I would need to use these secret charts that showed the true distances and the huge ice wall.. oh and special compass to go east or west and indeed south in Antarctica !
They never came .. and guess what the charts I used around the Falklands were a perfect fit for a globe earth ! Can any flat earther that has never navigated a ship around Antarctica .. explain that one to me ? I’m waiting

@SunlessSage

2y↑10

They can certainly try. I don't think they'll finish the journey.

@Person-tz1tk

2y↑2

They will sink before that happens.

@matiasd.c9949

They say plate tectonics and shifting of continents is caused by a giant crocodile that lives underground and causes earthquakes lmao wait thats Native American mythology lol but seriously I want to hear flat earthers explain those geodynamics lol

@memeoususer2704

@@Person-tz1tk they will SOAK in defeat while their thouths Sink in that they were living in lie

@bubbsterr4967

They can't. They'll just point to a video of another navigator in the Royal Navy saying that he saw the ice wall and tell you to explain that. When all else fails, and even the experts are calling them out on their bull, they love to point to the same few "brave whistle-blowers" to try to make themselves look credible, while ironically ignoring the thousands of genuine experts and acting like all of them are being payed off by Big Ball. "Everyone else says the earth is round which means they're all liars, but this one guy says it's flat, which means he must be telling the truth!" Delusion in its purest form.

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@admiralsquatbar127

3y↑232

Conspiracy theorists: "Question everything, except me... buy my t-shirts instead."

@dithermotor6823

3y↑18

We wish you a merry flat earth, we wish you a merry flat earth, WE WISH YOU A MERRY FLAT EARTH, NOW GIVE US SOME CASH.

@dithermotor6823

3y↑6

@J Thorsson about 90% are trolls; 10% are serious.

@dithermotor6823

3y↑10

@J Thorsson The best way to troll the serious ones, is to ask them: 'you do understand flat earth is a role-playing community, right? Like furries, bronies etc.'

They then can't tell if anyone they talk to is serious. 🤣

@dithermotor6823

3y↑1

@J Thorsson One of my best friends is like that. Fortunately not a flerf. She was abused as a child, and heavily bullied in school... the teachers done nothing to prevent it. So yeah, it is distrust of authority. 😕

@cameronsitton501

@Demonstrable Pixie
Devious... I like it

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@PHN3

1y↑10

It's not even a "the shills outnumber the sheeps", it's that so many people would have to be in on it, literally every person in existence would have to be in on it, and at that point, why even have a conspiracy?

@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus

1y↑6

Reminds me of that SCP tale where they find out that everyone except for one single person is aware of the anomalous

@mikekasich836

1y↑1

@@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus it's YOU

@nicholasspring

1y↑7

"What could they possibly do except IMMEDIATELY MURDER EVERY PERSON EVER WHO POSTS A FLAT EARTH VIDEO IN 10 SECONDS WITH A LASER BEAM?" LOL

@theroller8588

3y↑275

When I first heard of Flat Earth, I just thought it was a joke or meme that mocked the fact if people believed in it but then I found out there are actual human beings who actually think the Earth is flat. I refused to believe that people could be dumb enough to think that. My theory is that they just want to be special for once

@johnbiggscr

3y↑24

And instead they are just viewed as ‘special’.

@weathersponge5000

3y↑13

They want to feel a sense of purpose in their lives by feeling like the "chosen one". They are such big narcissists that they're unwilling to accept a reality we're they're not as special as they want to be so they resort to believing unpopular conspiracy theories to make them feel like they know more and are ahead of every else, and they're willing to abandon all logic in the process.

@alienshxt

3y↑1

@@nenmaster5218 stop spamming

@andreiscutaru4647

2y↑2

How is having less IQ than a 4 year old make you special?

@nexieadr

2y↑8

pretty sure it began on the internet as a joke

we all know what happens when jokes are made on the internet

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@wizardtim8573

3y↑18

Flat Earthers: Your photos are all fake!

Also Flat Earthers: My photos don't exist, so you can't disprove them!

@aidendessler538

Flat earthers have flat brains.

@PickledShark

25w↑4

Flat Earth is alive and well on Clubhouse. I debate with those guys periodically and it never ceases to amaze and entertain.

@jaywolfenstien

45w↑8

This has always been my thought since I first heard people believe flat earth theories. "Okay, let's say you're right, Mr. Flat Earther. Let's say the Earth is actually flat. So what? Why lie about the shape of the Earth? Why say it's a Sphere? It's not like anyone is going to say, 'The Earth is shaped differently than we were told?! Marge! Pack your bags! We're outta here!' If the Earth was a frickin' cube, then it's been a frickin' cube forever and will continue to be a frickin' cube forever as far as the human lifespan is concerned, and there's nothing you can do about it. I hate to break it to you, but you're stuck on this rock regardless of how it's shaped. You're gonna live here your whole life just like EVER SINGLE HUMAN BEFORE YOU. Why spend obscene resources and power to hide something that doesn't matter because we can't do anything about it. It's a sphere. Get over it. I'll entertain freakin' Bigfoot before I'll entertain this."

@stylesrj

45w↑3

The best ones are those who claim the coverup is to hide extra lands and resources... because apparently everyone has mining equipment and a massive logistics network and the They are afraid of everyone exploiting those lands before they can...

@royallaredbox

3y↑661

Professor Dave, in my honest opinion you are one of the best science communicators on the planet. Your sceptical debunking is so clear and on point that it boggles my brain that a believer can see a video like this and not immediately change their mind. We need a pill to cure cognitive dissonance I think. I would dearly love to see you focus on some of the bigger “problems” relating to pseudoscience such as those in the medical field, especially antivaxers! Love your work.

@ProfessorDaveExplains

3y↑213

I did an anti-vaxx one! I'm fixing to do lots more medical stuff too.

@khaleddoudechnumber1473

3y↑18

@@ProfessorDaveExplains Jesus christ what how did you find this guys comment

@royallaredbox

3y↑32

Thanks Dave I will check it out. Anti-vaxxers are essentially another conspiracy and much of your approach here is directly applicable to many other conspiracies.

@enhaxed7839

3y↑8

@@khaleddoudechnumber1473 sort by newest

@hambos

3y↑7

He does have a great talent in talking plainly and straight-forwardly, which is necessary

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@rickysmiles8102

3y↑100

FlatEarthers are like that one guy screaming you’re all crazy.

@Tower_Swagman

3y↑5

that crazy guy screaming that everyone else is crazy

@erikblaas5826

@@Tower_Swagman Guess I must be crazy then... If I am not the screamin' one, I am crazy according to the screamer, if I am the screamin' one, I am crazy according to every body else ...... yup, logic dictates, we must all be crazy according to this logic, and logic never lies.

@erikblaas5826

3y↑4

@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 Well, proof it then.

@ivangordienko8081

@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 HAHA YES
THE SCIENCE IS SUSSY 😳

@Tower_Swagman

@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 this guy has been spamming "THE EARTH IS FLAT DEAL WITH IT" on this video

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@numbertwo579

34w↑5

The most unrealistic thing about flat earth is every government agreeing on something so stupid 😂

@reachandler3655

1y↑2

Thankyou for this series, informative and entertaining, and also gives me the tools to survive should I meet a flerfer in the wild.

@healthdoc

3y↑78

Dunning-Krueger explained it. Those who believe it are the very ones least equipped to understand how they’re wrong.

@BigDBrian

this isn't dunning-kruger

@cuckoophendula8211

3y↑1

The more I think about Dunning Krueger, the more I think about how it parallels Plato's cave allegory. Those in the cave think they know it all, those who meet the actual world for the first time realize they know absolutely nothing, and by the time those who actually know the world talk to those still in the cave, the cave people laugh. It's the left and right sides of the dunning krueger graph that argue with each other.

@nathanoakley3940

@@BigDBrian flat earth is dunning-kruger

@SleepyOmel

3y↑138

"People who talk about volcanos are lieing" me in Iceland where a new volcano just made itself real "i guess i never existed after all"

@thisskrub2936

3y↑7

Yiou are paid actor

@drawingastickman8122

3y↑10

From one paid actor to another, good job
-person from Australia

@michaelweir9666

3y↑7

@@drawingastickman8122 Wait....You guys get paid?

@drawingastickman8122

3y↑7

Michael Weir the government is kinda lazy on the pay, they’ve forgotten a lot

@bloom6189

3y↑2

I hiked to the top of a dormant volcano a week ago, it's crazy how the government decided to build a huge mountain out of fake volcanic rocks for literally no reason

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@cbpeddie1

2y↑12

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You cannot tell me that’s a coincidence!! 🤣🤣🤣

@MR-DESHON-R

No no
It was their mom's. Don't drink while you are pregnant people

@vacapsfan

1y↑17

I worked for NASA for 5 years. I never got a payout,...they owe me.

@dsmbear

LOL! Good one, man!

@kaziq

2y↑82

I am not even a scientist. Just an IT engineer, that works with GPS, and uses haversine formula to calculate distances over the Earth. The formula that would give wrong results if used on a flat plane. Someone would have to pay millions of people like me, and pay a lot to keep the secret.

@policeman4144

2y↑1

Come on, please, write that formula about Let's all see her. Thank you

@kaziq

2y↑16

@@policeman4144 you want me to write the haversine formula? It's not a secret, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haversine_formula

@humbertos.8430

1y↑10

I've asked several flerfs why da heck spherical data is used to calculate distances in a flat surface. None of them have answered.

@mattmerced1148

@@humbertos.8430 It’s all a lie, it’s so that they can hide the secret Ps5 storage warehouses from the public (real)

@danijelovskikanal7017

1y↑6

@@policeman4144 hahaha, lmao.

Flat Earther spotted

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