Oh putain non !
Les Wriggles Lyrics
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Oh putain non, non, non, non, non !
Oh putain non, non !
Oh putain non !
Oh, putain, non, non !
Oh putain non, non, non, non, non !
Oh putain non, non !
J'étais en train de dormir dans mon plumard,
Comme un loir,
Il est vachement tôt, ou plutôt vachement tard, car,
Hier j'me suis pété, j'me suis bourré,
J'me suis défoncé la gueule à la bière.
Et comme la bière ça se loue, c'est connu, c'est classique,
Tout le monde connaît le danger, le côté maléfique
De cet alcool qui, insidieusement en toi, vient s'immiscer
Et qui, insidieusement, t'oblige à pisser.
Mais j'en plein le cul
Ou plutôt plein le gland
Vu tout ce que j'ai bu, j'ai bu, tellement, tellement.
Mais je ne bougerai pas. Non !
Je veux rester dans mon lit. Oui !
Je n'ai pas le courage d'écouter le message, d'affronter le chantage
Qui vient de ma quéquette, qui vient de mon zizi
Et qui passant par ma tête me dit, je vous traduis :
« Va aux toilettes et fais pipi ! »
Oh, putain, non, non !
Oh putain non, non, non, non, non !
Oh putain non, non !
Oh putain non !
Oh, putain, non, non !
Je préfère me pisser dessus !
Oh, putain, non, non !
Je préfère me mouiller les poils du cul !
Oh, putain, non, non !
Je préfère me pisser dessus !
Est-ce que j'ai la tête
À aller aux toilettes ?
Oh, putain, non, non !
Oh putain non, non, non, non, non !
The song "Oh putain non !" (meaning "Oh fuck no!" in English) by Les Wriggles is a humorous and relatable take on the struggle of getting out of bed to use the restroom after a night of heavy drinking. The song begins with the repetition of the title phrase, emphasizing the resistance the singer feels towards getting up. The repetitive nature of the song highlights the monotony of the situation, as the singer is stuck in bed, trying to hold their bladder.
The lyrics go on to describe the typical scenario of drinking too much beer and feeling the need to urinate constantly. The singer acknowledges the danger of alcohol and the importance of listening to one's bodily needs, but also dismisses it by declaring that they have had enough and don't want to get up. The singer humorously personifies their own genitals, with their "zizi" tempting them to go to the bathroom.
The chorus repeats the title phrase several times, becoming more desperate as the song goes on. The singer even goes as far to say that they would rather "piss themselves" or "wet their ass hair" than get up and face the bathroom. The song ends on a final emphatic "Oh putain non!", expressing the singer's desperation to stay in bed.
Overall, "Oh putain non !" is a humorous and relatable take on a universal struggle that many of us have faced after a night of drinking.
Line by Line Meaning
Oh, putain, non, non !
The singer is not willing to get up and go to the bathroom.
Oh putain non, non, non, non, non !
The singer's reluctance to get up and urinate is growing stronger.
Oh putain non, non !
The singer still doesn't want to go to the bathroom.
Oh putain non !
The artist really, really doesn't want to go to the bathroom.
J'étais en train de dormir dans mon plumard,
The artist was sleeping in bed.
Comme un loir,
The singer was sleeping deeply, like a dormouse.
Il est vachement tôt, ou plutôt vachement tard, car,
The time is ambiguous because the singer went to bed extremely late.
Hier j'me suis pété, j'me suis bourré,
The artist got drunk yesterday and is now experiencing the unpleasant consequences.
J'me suis défoncé la gueule à la bière.
The artist got extremely drunk on beer.
Et comme la bière ça se loue, c'est connu, c'est classique,
The artist acknowledges that getting drunk on beer is a common and well-known occurrence.
Tout le monde connaît le danger, le côté maléfique
Everyone knows the negative effects of excessive alcohol.
De cet alcool qui, insidieusement en toi, vient s'immiscer
Alcohol creeps up on you, slowly taking over your body.
Et qui, insidieusement, t'oblige à pisser.
One of the effects of alcohol is the need to urinate more frequently.
Mais j'en plein le cul
The singer is fed up.
Ou plutôt plein le gland
The singer really needs to urinate.
Vu tout ce que j'ai bu, j'ai bu, tellement, tellement.
Due to excessive drinking, the artist has a strong urge to urinate.
Mais je ne bougerai pas. Non !
Despite the urge, the artist stubbornly refuses to get up.
Je veux rester dans mon lit. Oui !
The singer would rather stay in bed.
Je n'ai pas le courage d'écouter le message, d'affronter le chantage
The singer doesn't want to listen to his body's message and face the consequences.
Qui vient de ma quéquette, qui vient de mon zizi
The artist's need to urinate is coming from his groin area.
Et qui passant par ma tête me dit, je vous traduis :
The artist's thought process is being influenced by his bodily needs.
« Va aux toilettes et fais pipi ! »
The artist's body is telling him to go to the bathroom and urinate.
Je préfère me pisser dessus !
The singer would rather wet himself than get up and go to the bathroom.
Je préfère me mouiller les poils du cul !
The artist would rather wet his buttocks.
Est-ce que j'ai la tête
The singer is questioning whether he has the mindset to go to the bathroom.
À aller aux toilettes ?
The singer is wondering if he has the motivation to get up and go to the bathroom.
Oh, putain, non, non !
The singer reiterates his reluctance to get up and go to the bathroom.
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