Mr Mistoffelees
Paul Nicholas Lyrics


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The greatest magicians have something to learn
From mister mistoffelees' conjuring turn
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees

He is quiet he is small he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail

He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing that he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork

Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
You find it next week lying out on the lawn

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister mistoffelees

His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there is nobody shyer,
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire

And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
Which is incontestable proof

Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees





Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the marvelous, magical mr. Mistoffelees

Overall Meaning

The song "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees" is a popular number from the musical Cats by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The premise of the song is the introduction of the magical cat character, Mr. Mistoffelees, who has a variety of tricks up his sleeve. The lyrics assert that he is the most intelligent and cunning feline ever, and even the best magicians can learn a thing or two from him.


The words in the song describe Mr. Mistoffelees as a black cat who is small, quiet and has a vague, aloof nature. Despite his unassuming demeanor, the cat has an impressive set of skills, such as his ability to pick a card from a pack or play tricky games with cork and fish paste. The lyrics emphasize the cat's mastery of deception, which he uses to catch mice or toy with his human owners.


Interestingly, the song also features a reference to Mr. Mistoffelees' magical abilities, as evidenced by the fact that he produces seven kittens "right out of a hat". This suggests that he not only masters illusions but can also perform real magic. The whole song is a fun piece of storytelling meant to showcase the delightful world of Cats.


Line by Line Meaning

The greatest magicians have something to learn
Mr. Mistoffelees' magic is so incredible that even the greatest magicians can learn from him


From mister mistoffelees' conjuring turn
Mr. Mistoffelees has the most amazing magic tricks


And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
Everyone who sees Mr. Mistoffelees is in awe of his incredible intelligence and magical abilities


He is quiet he is small he is black From his ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail
Mr. Mistoffelees is a small, black cat who is incredibly agile and can move through the smallest spaces with ease


He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always deceiving you into believing that he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
Mr. Mistoffelees is not only agile, but also incredibly clever and can perform magic tricks with any object, from a pack of cards to a piece of fish paste


If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it is merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it is gone You find it next week lying out on the lawn
Mr. Mistoffelees can make objects disappear and reappear in the most unexpected places, even if you thought you knew where they were all along


His manner is vague and aloof You would think there is nobody shyer, But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up by the fire
Although Mr. Mistoffelees may seem shy and aloof, he has a powerful presence, and his voice can be heard even when he thinks he's alone


And he's sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof (At least we all heard that somebody purred) Which is incontestable proof
People have heard Mr. Mistoffelees purring even when he is on the roof, providing incontestable proof of his magical abilities


Of his singular magical powers And I've known the family to call Him in from the garden for hours When he was asleep in the hall
Mr. Mistoffelees' powers are unique and impressive, and the family has even called him in from the garden for hours despite his sleeping in the hall


And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
Mr. Mistoffelees is so magical that he can even produce kittens out of a hat on a whim!


And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
Everyone who knows Mr. Mistoffelees is amazed by his amazing magical abilities and intelligence


Ladies and gentlemen I give you the marvelous, magical mr. Mistoffelees
Without further ado, may I present the amazing and magical Mr. Mistoffelees!




Lyrics © Peermusic Publishing
Written by: Andrew Lloyd Weber, T.S. Eliot

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rexlist

WOW.... Well worth the wait just to see Marc Bolan with Sally James. !! An awesome find !.....you've made my Christmas!

dutchbolanfan

Marc Bolan always THE star!

DarqueMyth

I found a casette tape in my basement of a bunch of demo versions of many of Andrew Lloyd Webber's plays, and one of them was Paul Nicholas singing this song. I'm glad to find something of the sort on youtube :D

sgillman16

Where did you get those ?

sgillman16

Was it the "premiere collection" album?

Robin Wagner

I still love this guy.

Becca Cala

whoa! im glad to have seen this radical piece of theatrical history loll! yeuh yoLa bravo!

mistergeorgio

magnifique

Shifra Shomron

gosh, they're sooo young!

Christian Magoon

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