Polkarama!
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

Let's get it started (ha)
Let's commence to commence (ha)

And the base keeps runnin' runnin'
And the bass keeps running running

I say don't you know
I say, do you not know?

You say you don't go
You say you will not proceed

I say take me out!
I say, escort me away!

I say you don't show
I say, you are not present

Don't move, time is slow
Do not move, as the time appears to be sluggish

Beverly Hills
A region called Beverly Hills

That's where I want to be! (gimme, gimme)
That is the location I aspire to occupy! (give it to me)

Living in Beverly Hills
Dwelling within Beverly Hills

Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme, gimme)
Advancing smoothly like a well-known person! (give it to me)

And birds go flying at the speed of sound
And avian creatures soar with rapidity of sonic waves

To show you how it all began
To demonstrate the means by which it originated

Birds came flying from the underground
Fowl took flight from beneath the earth's surface

If you could see it then you'd understand
If you had the ability to perceive it, then you would comprehend it

And we'll all float on OK
And we will all drift with contentment

And we'll all float on alright
And we will all drift agreeably

Already we'll all float on
In fact, we are already floating peacefully

Now don't you worry we'll all float on
Now do not be anxious, we will all float serenely

Alright
Okay

Feel good
Experience satisfaction

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Do you not desire for your significant other to possess my attractive qualities?

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Do you not desire for your significant other to be a deviant like me?

Dont cha?
Isn't that so?

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Are you not envious of your significant other being as sensational as me?

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Do you not want for your significant other to be as enjoyable as me?

Somebody told me
Someone informed me

You had a boyfriend
You had a male companion

Who looked like a girlfriend
Who resembled a female companion

That I had in February of last year
Who I had in February of the prior year

It's not confidential
It is not a classified matter

Well, I've got potential
Well, I possess potential

A rushin' and rushin' around
A hurried and frenzied state

Hey!
Hey!

I'll take you to the candy shop
I will escort you to the confectionery

I'll let you lick the lollypop
I will allow you to lick the sugary treat

Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Proceed, young lady, do not pause

Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
Persist until you find the proper location (woah)

We'll take you to the candy shop (yeah)
We will escort you to the confectionery (yes)

Boy one taste of what we got (un'huh)
Boy, one sampling of what we possess (yes)

We'll have you spending all you got (come on)
We will have you expending everything you possess (come on)

When the pimp's in the crib ma
When the procuress is present, mother

Drop it like it's hot
Lower it as though it were hot

Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay
Arrive, Mr. DJ, and perform the song once again

Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up?
Arrive, Mr. DJ, will you elevate the volume of music?

All the gal pon the dancefloor wantin' some more what
All of the females on the dancefloor desire more of what?

Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up?
Arrive, Mr. DJ, will you elevate the volume of music?

Hey Mr.
Hey, Mister

Please Mr. DJ
Kindly Mister DJ

Tell me if you hear me
Inform me if you perceive me

Turn the music up!
Amplify the music!

She take my money (she take my money)
She takes my currency (she takes my currency)

When I'm in need (when I'm in need)
When I require it (when I require it)

Yea she's a triflin' friend indeed (friend indeed)
Yes, she is an untrustworthy confidant certainly

Oh she's a gold digga way over town (way over town)
Oh, she is a woman who seeks wealth in a location far from here (far from here)

That digs on me
That is after me

Now I aint sayin she's a gold digger
I am not implying she is a woman who seeks wealth

But she aint messin wit' no broke broke
But she does not associate with men lacking wealth

Get down girl, go head get down (I gotta leave)
Descend, miss, continue (I must depart)

Gold gold digger (gold gold)
Wealth-seeking woman (wealth-seeking woman)

Hey!
Hey!