In addition to recording his albums, Yankovic has written and starred in his own film, UHF, and his own television show, The Weird Al Show, and directed music videos for himself and other artists including Ben Folds, Hanson, the Black Crowes and The Presidents of the United States of America. He has also made guest appearances on many television shows, in addition to starring in his own Al TV specials.
Though parodies earned him his fame, Yankovic has recorded a greater number of humorous songs with original tunes. Some of these pieces are pastiches (or style parodies), where he chooses a band's entire body of work to emulate rather than any single hit, although Yankovic has many completely original pieces. Most of his albums include a medley which juxtaposes the choruses of various songs in a polka style to accordion music.
Due to his popularity, he has been credited with several songs that are not actually his. A full list of every song he has ever actually done, including the live-only songs, can be found at the Al Songs website. Similarly, a comprehensive list of songs incorrectly credited to him can be found at The Not Al Page.
In 2006, Al recorded the song "You're Pitiful". However, while James Blunt gave his blessing for the parody of his song, "You're Beautiful", Blunt's label Atlantic Records was opposed to it. Though parodies are protected legally, the issue had become "more of a political matter than a legal matter", according to Al, so he decided to not put the song on his next album. Instead, he offered it as a free download from his site.
His latest album, "Straight Outta Lynwood", was released September 26th, 2006. Its first released single, "Don't Download This Song", was made available as a free download on August 21, 2006. The animated video for the track and a link to downloadable MP3 is available at dontdownloadthissong.com. Among other tracks, the album includes parodies of Green Day, Usher, R. Kelly, and Chamillionaire. Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty" is parodied as "White and Nerdy", the second released single from the new album. This single has thus far climbed as far as #9 on the Billboard Singles chart, eclipsing "Eat It" as Al's highest charting single (which went as high as #12).
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Trapped In The Drive-Thru
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics
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Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
And she says "is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say I don't know
She says "I kinda had a big lunch
So I'm not super hungry"
I said, well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat"
She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said I don't know what about you?
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat"
I said that's what we're gonna do!
But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!
And she says "let me think,
What's left in our refrigerator?"
I said well, there's tuna, I know
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said is the chili okay?
She said "you finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said
I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?
She's like "why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
I'm like no, I said 'delivered'
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like I should know what I said
She's like "whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail"
I said okay
Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?
She said "why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
Yeah, I said why don't you?
And then she said "baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no
She says "yes"
I says no
She says "yes"
I says no
She says "yes
Oh, here's your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say okay, where ya want to go?
She says "how about The Ivy?"
I said yeah, well I don't know
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say nah, I'm not in the mood
And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt
She says "Just forget about it"
I said no, I swear I'm gonna take you out!
Then I get an idea
I says I know what we'll do!
She says "What?"
I say, guess?
She says "What?"
I say we're goin' to the drive-thru!
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to order
There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?
My wife says "maybe we should park
We could just go eat inside"
I said I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride
Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese
Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"
I said you always get a cheeseburger!
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
I don't know who you are anymore!
The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said, then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!
I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "you want onions on that?"
I'm like, yeah, I already said that I do
Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it"
Then I said I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right
She says "one, you want a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
Stop, don't go no further!
I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!
Then she says "we're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge"
"Oh" and that's all
I could say, was "Oh"
And she says "now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know
You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more"
I say, great, except we're in the drive thru
So what would I want that for?
Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "no, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?
She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry
I said I know a guy named Paul
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer
He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents"
So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio
Click, turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake
Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said umm,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth
She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "did I get it?"
I said yeah well, I mean, most of it
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it
Then she said "how about now?"
I said yeah, almost
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast"
Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!
And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty two"
I turn around to my wife, and say
How much have you got on you?
She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess"
So she reaches into her purse
And pulls out the American Express
I hand it to the lady
And she says "oh, dear
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here"
I took back the card and said
Gee, really? Well that sucks
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks
I said I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?
And I said never mind,
Just help me to find some change
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin' at me kinda strange
And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long
So, we looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between he seats
Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"
And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"
And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said okay
Forget the chicken sandwich then
So I pick up my change
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat
And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky name tag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene"
And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him, hey, Eugene,
Could I get some ketchup for my fries?
Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"
I say ketchup!
And he says "oh yeah, that's right
I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight"
And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet
I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say, baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!
So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger
And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!
Trapped in the Drive-Thru is a satirical song by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released on his album "Straight Outta Lynwood" in 2006. The song tells the story of a couple who can't decide where to eat for dinner and finally settles on going to get fast food from a drive-thru. The song continues with humorous and absurd situations that the couple encounter during their trip to the drive-thru, including confusion between chicken sandwiches and cheeseburgers, mistakes with the order, and a lack of wallets and cash. The song's lyrics are filled with exaggerated and ridiculous scenarios that make fun of the trivialities of everyday life.
The song's title is a reference to the R. Kelly song, "Trapped in the Closet," which is a similarly narrated story. The song is eleven minutes and thirteen seconds long, making it one of the longest songs Yankovic has ever recorded. During the song, Yankovic sings both parts of the couple, alternating between their voices while weaving together different threads of the conflicting narrative. Yankovic worked on the song for an extended period, and the recording process took several months. Finally, the song's music video uses stop-motion animation to show the couple's journey through the drive-thru.
Line by Line Meaning
Seven O'Clock in the evening
It's late evening, around 7 o'clock
Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV
We're mindlessly watching something uninteresting on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
I'm completely distracted and not paying attention while sitting on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
My wife enters the room and notices my inattentiveness
And she says 'is this 'Behind the Music' with Lynard Skynard?'
She asks if the TV show we're watching is 'Behind the Music' featuring Lynard Skynard
And I say I don't know
I respond with uncertainty, indicating that I'm not sure what show it is
Say, it's gettin' late, watcha wanna do for dinner?
Since it's getting late, she asks me what we should do for dinner
She says 'I kinda had a big lunch, so I'm not super hungry'
My wife mentions that she had a substantial lunch, so she isn't very hungry
I said, well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
I respond that I'm also not extremely hungry
But I could eat
However, I still have some appetite and could eat something
She said 'So whadya have in mind?'
Curious about my suggestion for dinner, she asks what I'm thinking
I said I don't know what about you?
I reply that I'm unsure and turn the question back to her
She said 'I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat'
She states that she doesn't have a preference and is willing to eat wherever I choose
I said that's what we're gonna do!
I express agreement and confirm that we'll go ahead with eating
But first, you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for!
I request her to specify her food preference before we decide where to eat
And she says 'let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?'
She takes a moment to consider the available options in our refrigerator
I said well, there's tuna, I know
I suggest tuna as a possible option
She said 'That went bad a week ago!'
She informs me that the tuna is no longer fresh and had expired
I said is the chili okay?
I ask if the chili is still edible
She said 'you finished that yesterday!'
She reminds me that I had already eaten the chili the day before
I hopped up and I said
I get up energetically and respond
I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?
I suggest the idea of ordering food for delivery
She's like 'why would I want to eat liver?
Misunderstanding my question, she questions why she would want to eat liver
I'm like no, I said 'delivered'
I clarify that I said 'delivered' not 'liver'
She's like 'I heard you say liver!'
She insists that she heard me say 'liver'
I'm like I should know what I said
I assert that I am aware of what I actually said
She's like 'whatever, I just don't want any liver!'
She dismisses the discussion about liver and states that she simply doesn't want any
Well, I was gonna say something
I was about to say something
But my cell phone started to ring
However, my cellphone begins to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
I wonder who might be calling me
Well, I checked my caller ID
I check my caller ID to see the caller's identity
It was just cousin Larry
It turns out it was my cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today
He has called me for the third time today
My wife said 'Let it go to voicemail'
My wife suggests allowing the call to go to voicemail
I said okay
I agree to let the call go to voicemail
Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
I try to remember our previous topic of conversation, which was dinner
So what d'ya want to do?
I ask my wife what she wants to do
She said 'why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?'
She suggests that I cook something in the kitchen
Yeah, I said why don't you?
I respond to her suggestion by asking why she doesn't cook
And then she said 'baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?'
She requests to go out for dinner instead of cooking at home
I say no
I decline her request
She says 'yes'
She insists and says 'yes'
I say no
I repeat my refusal
She says 'yes'
She persists and says 'yes' again
I say no
I maintain my position and say 'no'
She says 'yes'
She continues to insist and says 'yes' once more
Oh, here's your keys
Seeing that I won't change my mind, she concedes and hands me the car keys
I step a little bit closer
I take a small step towards her
Say okay, where ya want to go?
I agree to go out and ask her where she wants to go
She says 'how about The Ivy?'
She suggests going to The Ivy restaurant
I said yeah, well I don't know
I respond with uncertainty and indicate that I'm not sure about The Ivy
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
I express my lack of desire to dress up
And eatin' expensive food
I mention that I'm not in the mood for eating expensive food
She says 'Olive Garden?'
She suggests going to Olive Garden instead
I say nah, I'm not in the mood
I decline her suggestion, stating that I'm not in the mood for it
And Burrito King would make me gassy
I suggest that going to Burrito King might cause gastrointestinal discomfort
There's no doubt
I'm confident in my statement
She says 'Just forget about it'
She gives up on suggesting any specific restaurant
I said no, I swear I'm gonna take you out!
I insist that I will still take her out for dinner
Then I get an idea
I suddenly have an idea
I says I know what we'll do!
I confidently state that I know what our plan is
She says 'What?'
Curious about my idea, she asks what it is
I say, guess?
I playfully ask her to guess my idea
She says 'What?'
She repeats her question, asking what my idea is
I say we're goin' to the drive-thru!
I reveal that my idea is to go to a drive-thru restaurant
So we head out the front door
We leave the house through the front door
Open the garage door
We open the garage door to get to the car
Then I open the car doors
I open the car doors for us to enter
And we get in those car doors
Both of us get into the car
Put my key in the ignition
I insert the car key into the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
I turn the key sideways to start the car
Then we fasten our seat belts
Both of us buckle up our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
We begin to drive away from our house
Then we drive to the drive-thru
We drive towards the drive-thru restaurant
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're en route to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
We're getting closer to the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
We're almost at the drive-thru
Almost there at the drive-thru
We're almost reaching the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive-thru
We have arrived at the drive-thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
We're in the queue at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
I playfully emphasize the fact that we're at the drive-thru
Well here we are
We have arrived at the drive-thru window
In the drive-thru line, me and her
Both of us are waiting in the drive-thru line
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
There are cars both in front and behind us in the drive-thru line
All just waiting to order
All the cars are patiently waiting to place their orders
There's some idiot in a Volvo with his brights on behind me
There's a careless driver in a Volvo car behind me who has their high beams on, blinding my rearview mirror
I lean out the window and scream
I stick my head out of the window and yell
Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?
I question the driver's intention, accusing them of attempting to blind me with their bright lights
My wife says 'maybe we should park
My wife suggests that we park the car and go inside to eat
We could just go eat inside'
She proposes the idea of eating inside the restaurant instead of waiting in the drive-thru line
I said I'm wearin' bunny slippers
I explain that I'm currently wearing bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride
Because of my attire, I refuse to leave the car
Now a woman on a speaker box
A female employee speaks to us through the drive-thru intercom system
Is sayin' 'Can I take your order, please?'
She politely asks us for our food order
I said yes indeed, you certainly can
I respond enthusiastically, saying that she can indeed take our order
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese
We request two hamburgers with onions and cheese
Then my wife says 'Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
My wife interrupts and declares that she has changed her food choice
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead, this time'
She decides to order a chicken sandwich instead of a hamburger
I said you always get a cheeseburger!
I express my surprise since she usually orders a cheeseburger
She says 'That's not what I'm hungry for'
She explains that she has different cravings today
I put my head in my hands and screamed
Feeling frustrated, I cover my face with my hands and let out a scream
I don't know who you are anymore!
In a playful manner, I exclaim that I don't recognize her food preferences anymore
The voice on the speaker says 'I don't have all day!'
The employee on the singer expresses impatience and urges us to place the order quickly
I said then, take our order, and we'll be on our way!
I respond by asking her to take our order, promising that we'll leave promptly afterward
I wanna get a chicken sandwich
I express my desire to order a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
I also want to include a cheeseburger in the order
She's like 'you want onions on that?'
The employee inquires if I want onions on my cheeseburger
I'm like, yeah, I already said that I do
I confirm that I had indeed requested onions on the cheeseburger
Plus we need curly fries
I add that we also want curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
I emphasize the importance of not forgetting to include the curly fries in our order
And two medium root beers
I specify that we want two medium-sized root beers
No, just one, we'll split it
My wife suggests sharing the root beer instead of ordering two
Then I said I'm guessin' that
I make an assumption
You're probably not too bright
I jokingly comment on the intelligence of the employee
So read me back my order
I ask her to repeat our order to confirm it
Let's make sure you got it right
I want to ensure she has the correct order
She says 'one, you want a chicken sandwich
The employee starts reciting our order
Two, you want a cheeseburger
She continues by mentioning the cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer'
She lists the curly fries and mistakenly mentions a large root beer
Stop, don't go no further!
I interrupt her after she mistakenly mentions a large root beer
I never ordered a large root beer
I clarify that I didn't ask for a large root beer
I said medium, not large!
I emphasize that I initially requested a medium-sized root beer
Then she says 'we're havin' a special, I supersized you at no charge'
The employee explains that they upgraded the root beer to a larger size without any additional cost
'Oh' and that's all I could say, was 'Oh'
I respond in surprise, only able to say 'Oh'
And she says 'now there is somethin' else that I really think you should know
The employee politely informs us that she has additional information to share
You can have unlimited refills for just a quarter more'
She reveals that for only a small fee, we can get unlimited refills on our drinks
I say great, except we're in the drive-thru
I sarcastically acknowledge that the offer of unlimited refills is not practical at the drive-thru
So what would I want that for?
I rhetorically question the point of unlimited refills at a drive-thru
Then she says 'Wait a minute
The employee interrupts me
Your voice sounds so familiar hey, is this Paul?
She recognizes my voice and thinks I'm someone named Paul
And my wife is all like 'no, that ain't Paul
My wife clarifies that I am not the person named Paul
Now tell me, who's this Paul?'
She asks about the identity of the person named Paul
She says 'Oh, he's just some guy
The employee explains that Paul is just an acquaintance of hers
Who goes to school with me
She mentions that Paul is a schoolmate
I sat behind him last year
She shares her seating arrangement with Paul from the previous year
And I copied off him in Geometry
She confesses that she used to cheat off Paul during Geometry class
I said I know a guy named Paul
I assert that I also know someone named Paul
He used to be my plumber
I reveal that the Paul I know used to work as my plumber
He was prematurely bald
I mention that the Paul I know had hair loss at a young age
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer
I inform her that the Paul I know relocated to Pittsburgh the previous summer
He also had bladder problems
I reveal that the Paul I know had issues with his bladder
And a really bad infection on his toe
I mention that Paul suffered from a severe toe infection
And she said 'Mister, please, you can stop right there
The employee interrupts me, politely asking me to stop sharing personal information
That's way more than I needed to know!'
She expresses that the details I provided were unnecessary and excessive
And then we both were quiet
After the interruption, both the employee and I become silent
And things got real intense
The atmosphere becomes tense and serious
Then she says 'next window please
The employee requests us to proceed to the next window
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents'
She informs us about the total amount of our order
So we inched ahead in line
We slowly move forward in the drive-thru line
Movin' painfully slow
The progress is incredibly slow and frustrating
I got a little bored
Feeling bored, I start to lose interest
So I turned on the radio
To entertain myself, I switch on the car radio
Click, turned it off
However, I immediately turn it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
I turn off the radio to prevent my wife from developing a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
Both of us sit silently in the car
For her sake
I remain quiet to avoid causing discomfort to my wife
Then I looked at her
I turn my gaze towards my wife
And she looked back at me
My wife reciprocates my gaze
And I said umm, I think you have somethin' in your teeth
I hesitantly inform her that there is food stuck in her teeth
She turned away from me
She avoids eye contact with me by looking away
And then turned back and said 'did I get it?'
She turns back towards me and asks if she has removed the food from her teeth
I said yeah well, I mean, most of it
I reassure her that she removed most of the food from her teeth
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it
I tell her not to worry or stress about it
Then she said 'how about now?'
She asks if she has completely removed the food from her teeth
I said yeah, almost
I respond by saying that there is still a small remaining piece of food
There's still a little bit there
I inform her that there is still a small part of the food stuck in her teeth
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast
I casually suggest that the remaining food could be just a piece of toast
Now we're at the pay window
We have reached the window where we pay for the order
Or whatever you call it
I have a moment of uncertainty in describing the window
Put my hand in my pocket
I place my hand into my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!
I realize that I don't have my wallet with me
And the lady at the window's like
The employee at the window begins to speak
'Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty two'
She mentions the total amount due for our order
I turn around to my wife and say
I face my wife and speak to her
How much have you got on you?
I ask my wife how much money she has with her
She just rolls her eyes and says
My wife responds with annoyance, rolling her eyes
'I'll pay for this, I guess'
Reluctantly, she agrees to pay for the order
So she reaches into her purse
My wife searches her purse for money
And pulls out the American Express
She takes out an American Express credit card
I hand it to the lady
I pass the credit card to the employee at the window
And she says 'oh, dear
The employee expresses surprise or concern
It's gotta be cash only
She informs us that they only accept cash for payment
We don't take credit cards here'
She clarifies that credit cards are not accepted at this establishment
I took back the card and said
I retrieve the credit card from the employee and respond
Gee, really? Well that sucks
I sarcastically express my disappointment with the situation
And that's when I found out
At that moment, I realize
My wife was only carryin' three bucks
I discover that my wife only has three dollars with her
I said I thought you were
I express my expectation regarding my wife having more money
Going to hit the ATM today
I mention that I thought she was going to visit the ATM earlier
She says 'I never got around to it
My wife explains that she didn't have the chance to go to the ATM
So where's your wallet anyway?
She asks about the location of my wallet
And I said never mind
I dismiss the discussion and change the topic
Just help me to find some change
I ask my wife to assist me in finding loose change
Now the lady at the window
The employee at the window
Is lookin' at me kinda strange
She gives me a strange or curious look
She screams 'you know
She exclaims emphatically
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place'
She confesses that she wasn't actually hungry to begin with
And so I turned around
I face the employee at the window again
To the cashier again
I address the cashier
I shrugged and said okay
I respond with resignation and agreement
Forget the chicken sandwich then
I suggest canceling the chicken sandwich order
So I pick up my change
I collect the change that we managed to gather
Pick up my receipt
I also pick up the receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
I proceed to the window where we collect our food
Man, I just can't wait to eat
I express my anticipation and excitement to enjoy the meal
And now we see this acne-ridden
At this point, we notice an employee at the pickup window with acne on their face
Kid about sixteen
The employee appears to be a teenager of around sixteen years old
Wearin' a dorky name tag that says 'Hello, my name is Eugene'
The employee has a name tag with the name 'Eugene', which seems dorky or geeky
And he hands me a paper bag
Eugene hands me a paper bag containing our food
I look him in the eyes
I maintain eye contact with Eugene
And I say to him, hey, Eugene,
I address him directly by his name, Eugene
Could I get some ketchup for my fries?
I politely request ketchup for the fries
Well he looks at me
Eugene stares back at me
And I look at him
I maintain eye contact with him
And he looks at me
Eugene continues to maintain eye contact
And I look at him
I also keep looking at him
And he looks at me
Eugene maintains eye contact with me
And he says 'I'm sorry,
Finally, Eugene apologizes
What did you want again?'
He admits that he forgot what I had requested
I say ketchup!
I remind him that I want ketchup
And he says 'oh yeah, that's right
Eugene remembers my request
I just spaced out there for a second
He admits to getting momentarily distracted
I'm really kind of burnt tonight'
Eugene apologizes, mentioning that he's tired or not fully focused
And then he hands me the ketchup
Eugene gives me the ketchup packet
And now we're finally drivin' away
We begin to drive away from the drive-thru window
And the food is drivin' me mad
I become increasingly impatient and excited to eat the food
With its intoxicating bouquet
I exaggerate the appealing smell of the food
I'm starvin' to death
I hyperbolically state that I am extremely hungry
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
As we stop at a red traffic light
I say, baby, gimme that burger
I request my wife to hand me the burger
I just gotta have a bite!
I express my strong desire to take a bite of the burger
So she reaches in the bag
My wife searches in the bag for the burger
And pulls out the burger
She takes out the burger and holds it in her hand
And she hands me the burger
She passes me the burger
And I pick up the burger
I take the burger into my hand
And then I unwrap the paper
I remove the paper wrapping from the burger
I bite into those buns
I take a bite of the burger, specifically the buns
And I just can't believe it
I express my astonishment or disappointment about something
They forgot the onions!
I realize that the burger doesn't have the onions I requested
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JAMES PATRICK (JIMMY) PAGE, ROBERT ANTHONY PLANT, JOHN PAUL JONES, ROBERT KELLY
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@Rougarou99
When you’re trying to hit the word count.
@extraordinary_woman
DID I MENTION THE DRIVE THRU
@TiStardust
Naomi Lyle
I PULLED UP TO THE DRIVE THRU
@scubashark999
Thats when you turn the word color to white and dirndjs skdbsu. Djesj
@Spongeboy-Ahoy
@@scubashark999 r/engrish
@hquin226
@@scubashark999 r/ihadastroke
@ZaraUnityMasters
Detail in this is insane. Favorite part is that he foreshadowed the burger having no onions by the "not too bright" lady not repeating that the burger had onions, and instead him getting caught up on the soda size.
Beautiful
@moistnugget4147
They also didn't even give him that soda
@Fenntropy
Also that there was a dollar on the ground beneath his car the entire time as he pulled up to the receiving window, a funny little nod to a way out of the awkward situation being just within his reach but being unawares of it.
@RoryHughlett
this clearly being an abusive relationship