Car Thief
Air Lyrics


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Some static started in the pool hall
In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat

I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it
People always trying to get next to me
But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled cool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie coke mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you always want to try me
You're just gonna get your ass kicked
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own
Shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted old bummy 'Hurdy Gurdy Man'
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin' and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin' all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
I feel like it is always the beginning




Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Car Thief" by Air are a stream of consciousness narration about the singer's experiences with drug use, crime, and a general sense of apathy towards life. The song begins with a description of a violent altercation at a pool hall, which sets the tone for the rest of the lyrics. The singer then talks about his crew, who are breaking windows and participating in illegal activities. He asserts that possession is half the law and that he had his routines before anyone else. The singer appears to be an outsider in society, referencing his status as a city slicker rather than a townie.


As the song progresses, the lyrics become more surreal and introspective. The singer talks about smoking elephant tranquilizer and dealing with money-hungry misers. He describes himself as a writer, poet, and genius, and notes that people are always trying to get next to him. The song contains references to drug use, sex, and violence, and ends with the singer being caught by the police and leaving his girl and his old life behind.


The lyrics to "Car Thief" are a reflection of the countercultural attitudes that were prevalent in the 1990s. The song juxtaposes themes of violence, drug use, and apathy with a sense of rebellion and nonconformity. The lyrics are rife with references to drugs and drug culture, including hash brownies, coke mirrors, and elephant tranquilizer. The song contains references to several figures from popular culture, including James Brown, who is referred to as the Godfather of Soul, and Ricky Powell, a noted New York City photographer who was associated with the Beastie Boys.


The lyrics to "Car Thief" also contain a critique of American society, with references to wife-beaters and tax cheaters in the White House. The song portrays a sense of cultural alienation and disillusionment with the status quo. The song's title suggests that the singer is not just a car thief, but a thief of culture and society itself. The lyrics to "Car Thief" have been interpreted in many ways, with some seeing them as a commentary on the state of America in the 1990s, while others view them as a reflection of the existential angst that is common to many young people.


Line by Line Meaning

Some static started in the pool hall
A commotion began at the pool hall


In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
Someone hit another person in the face with a cue ball


Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
The singer met a girl who attempted to steal from him


So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee
He hit her in the groin with a blunt object


Me and my crew out breaking windows
The artist and his friends were vandalizing property


The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
He knows he won't ever be lucky


Possession is half the law
Having something can make it legally yours


I had my routines before all y'all
He had his own way of doing things before others copied him


Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
Your life is falling apart


You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
You're just a petty thief copying others


I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
He's from the city, not a small town


Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
He wants to get high


Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
He's quoting his friend Ricky, who advocated for sharing drugs


Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
Mookie will beat you up if you don't share or smoke drugs


You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
Stealing makes you a lowly rat


I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
He's very confident in his creative abilities


I don't buy cheeba I grow it
He grows marijuana himself


People always trying to get next to me
People always want to be close to him because of his talents or drugs


But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy
He's friends with people named Jalil, Donkey, and Ecstasy


Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
He consumed a large quantity of a powerful drug


Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
He used drugs to cope with a greedy person


Had a caine filled cool with my man Rush Rush
He had a cocaine-filled container with his friend Rush Rush


Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
He lost his teeth due to drug use


You be doing nose candy on the Bowie coke mirror
You snort cocaine off a mirror with David Bowie's face on it


My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
His girlfriend asked for cocaine, but he ignored her request


You can't deny me you always want to try me
People are always curious about him and his drugs


You're just gonna get your ass kicked
You're going to get hurt or punished


Homeboy throw in the towel
Give up


Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
Ricky Powell had sex with your girlfriend


The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
James Brown is in jail


For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
He's in jail for using drugs at a festival


Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe
Sometimes people need to make mistakes before they learn


All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Bad people are in positions of power


Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
Politicians are masturbating instead of doing their job


Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street
He wants someone to buy him marijuana from a corrupt cop


The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
The cop is flashy and corrupt


Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Something dangerous is going to happen soon


Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
He's flowing and rapping well


Space cake cookies I discover who I am
He used drugs to have a personal realization


I'm a dusted old bummy 'Hurdy Gurdy Man'
He's a drug user and a bum


Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
The police arrested him and he has to go to jail


Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
He's leaving behind the people in his life for prison


My mind is kinda rhymin' and I think I oughta think
He's trying to be creative while in prison


So I'm rockin' all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
He's still rapping and still using drugs


So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
He's having a hallucination


I feel like it is always the beginning
He's stuck in a loop and can't escape


Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
He's still rapping and performing


You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
He's insulting someone who steals cars




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Adam Horovitz, Adam Nathaniel Yauch, John Robert King, Matt Dike, Michael Louis Diamond, Michael S. Simpson

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Noah Reed

They warn you about how dangerous it is to handle this yourself, but the police won't do anything about it themselves.

Kojo Owusu

Police will make a report and dats about it.

DBZ Guru

Makes a report then sits in a office with 1000s of other documents of stolen vehicles. Get in line basically

Sky Cloud

Won't get any better if they get defunded.

x user99

Case and point, the guy was chasing him for 30 minutes.

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Eric Alvarez

Cops really won’t do anything but let your truck get stolen. Take matters into your own hands!!

Nobody

Just shows how incompetent police forces can be sometimes

m.

Cops found my stolen motorcycle in one piece. The idiot rode it to work. Took a while to clean the all the dread juice off, but other than that I can't complain.

Matthew M

Leave to professional psychopaths who control society with the threat of death or locking you in a cage

Jose Roman

What you want the police to magically stop the car thevie right there and then? It's not that simply and things could really have ended badly for someone.

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