Hankenstein
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

Midnight in Montgomery
It's midnight in Montgomery and the full moon is shining on a shack

Full moon shining on a shack
The full moon is shining on a shack

Where a country music legend is about to be brought back
In the shack, Cledus is going to bring back a country music legend

Cledus got the idea from the late night creature feature
Cledus got the idea of bringing back a country music legend from the late night creature feature

And figured he would foller a similar procedure
And decided to mimic the procedures of the creature feature

Now laid out on the table is the body of a man
The body of a man is laid out on the table in the shack

In a white suit
The man is wearing a white suit

Cowboy boots
The man is wearing cowboy boots

And a guitar in his hand
The man is holding a guitar

He's hooked up to a tractor with a set of jumper cables
The man is connected to a tractor with a set of jumper cables

And if anything could start a cold cold heart a John Deere should be able.
The tractor was picked so it could revive the cold cold heart of the man

Now what's about to happen here is nothin' less than shockin
A shocking event is about to take place

With a record player in the corner blaring Hey Good Lookin'
There is a record player in the corner playing Hey Good Lookin'

That foot began to tap along with that old 45
The man's foot began to tap along with the song playing from the record player

And you can hear old Cledus yelling UH OH ITS ALIVE!!!!!
Cledus gets excited and yells 'UH OH IT'S ALIVE!!!'

HANKENSTEIN
The new creation is called Hankenstein

CHORUS:

He's a honky-tonkin monster
Hankenstein is a monster that loves to dance and sing country music

In no time Hankenstein was mo-anin' the blues
Soon Hankenstein was singing the blues

And Cledus has decided it's time to spread the news
Cledus has decided to take Hankenstein on the road to show off his talent

They'll hit the road and put on shows all over the nation
They'll go on tour across the country and put on shows

Yeah, he's gonna be the next country music sensation
Hankenstein's music will be the next big thing in country music

Everyone still loves to hear the tale of old Kawliga
People still like to hear the old tale of Kawliga

And they all sing and dance when he cuts loose on Jambalaya
People love to dance and sing along to Jambalaya

Playing on the Opry stage was his final test
Hankenstein playing on the Opry stage was his final test

Now Hankenstein has become a monster success
Hankenstein has become a hugely successful monster

Lovesick in a hotel near the Mason Dixon Line
Hankenstein is lovesick in a hotel near the Mason Dixon Line

Hankenstein is sitting there so lonesome he could cry
Hankenstein is sitting alone feeling very sad

He's had it with the life he leads singing all them tunes
Hankenstein is tired of singing the same tunes and performing all the time

Now he's out there somewhere honky tonkin howlin at the moon
Nowadays Hankenstein has quit music and is out somewhere, partying and howling at the moon