Katie Bar the Door
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
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Out on that sawdust floor
That later on that evening
It be Katie bar the door
No wedding band was a showin
But I wasn't looking too hard
The next thing I knew we pulled up to the Blue Moon trailer park
She poured us a double
Then she pulled the shades on down
And I was in hog heaven
Till I started lookin around
I saw cigars in the ashtray
Then I saw an old twelve gauge
Then I heard his truck come a driving up
And I can see myself blown away
OH
Katie bar the door
Is that your husband coming home
(I think he's here)
I took it for granted
You were living here alone
(What am I going to do???)
I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said
Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed
Cause he came in about half drunk
And thank God he didn't see
My red underwear on the rabbit ears
Of that black and white TV
I's under the bed all doubled up
And my kidneys about to bust
The dust fell off that box springs
As those two fell into lust
Huh huh hoo hoo hoo hoo
I laid real still the morning came and he went on off to work
And she leaned over that Posturepedic
With that I still want you flirt
A sane man would have went on home
But that's something I ain't never been
Somehow the day just slipped away
Katie there he is again
OH NO
Oh
Katie bar the door
Is that your husband coming home
(I'm in a mess)
I took it for granted
You were living here alone
(He's got a gun)
I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said
(It's LOADED)
Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed
Katie Katie Katie
Baby what we gonna do
I got my pants on backwards and I'm looking for my boots
You can tell him I'm your brother tell him I'm a bookie
Or that I'm a den scout mother selling Girl Scout cookies
Baby find me a wig high heel shoes
Say I'm ugly aunt Eunice from Baton Rouge
Honey honey honey
Finally what a man will try
When he's underneath his death bed fearing for his life
Oh
Katie bar the door
Is that your husband coming home
(Where's my keys)
I took it for granted
You were living here alone
(Oh they're in my britches)
I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said
(Where's my britches)
Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed
Katie Katie Katie
Oh my gosh see ya…
The lyrics to Cledus T. Judd's song "Katie Bar the Door" tells a humorous story of a man who finds himself in a messy situation after hooking up with a woman at a bar. He ends up going back to her trailer, but soon realizes that she is not living alone, as he initially assumed. Her husband comes home in a drunken state, and the singer finds himself hiding under the bed to avoid detection. However, he ends up spending the next day with her anyway, despite the danger of being caught once again. The song has a playful and humorous tone, and the lyrics are full of witty, tongue-in-cheek wordplay.
The line "Katie bar the door" is an idiom that is used when something is about to happen that is likely to cause chaos or upheaval. In this case, it is a reference to the singer's realization that he is in deep trouble and needs to find a way to hide from the angry husband. The lyrics also make references to various items such as a shotgun, cigars, and red underwear that add to the humorous tone of the song. Overall, "Katie Bar the Door" is a fun and lighthearted tune that tells a relatable story of making a bad decision and then having to deal with the consequences.
Line by Line Meaning
I could tell the way she held me
Out on that sawdust floor
That later on that evening
It be Katie bar the door
I knew from the way she was holding me that something exciting was going to happen later that evening
No wedding band was a showin
But I wasn't looking too hard
The next thing I knew we pulled up to the Blue Moon trailer park
She wasn't wearing a wedding ring, but I didn't pay too much attention to it. Before I knew it, we were at the trailer park
She poured us a double
Then she pulled the shades on down
And I was in hog heaven
Till I started lookin around
She poured us both drinks and closed the blinds, everything seemed perfect until I started to notice some things
I saw cigars in the ashtray
Then I saw an old twelve gauge
Then I heard his truck come a driving up
And I can see myself blown away
I saw evidence of another man in the form of cigars and a shotgun, and then I heard him coming home and realized I was in danger
OH
Katie bar the door
Is that your husband coming home
(I think he's here)
I took it for granted
You were living here alone
(What am I going to do???)
I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said
Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed
I panicked when I heard the husband coming home and asked her to hide me, realizing too late that I assumed she lived alone and that I would not be believed
Cause he came in about half drunk
And thank God he didn't see
My red underwear on the rabbit ears
Of that black and white TV
The husband came home drunk and thankfully did not see my red underwear hanging on the TV
I's under the bed all doubled up
And my kidneys about to bust
The dust fell off that box springs
As those two fell into lust
Huh huh hoo hoo hoo hoo
I hid under the bed, feeling very uncomfortable and trying not to make a sound as the husband and the woman got intimate on the bed above me
I laid real still the morning came and he went on off to work
And she leaned over that Posturepedic
With that I still want you flirt
A sane man would have went on home
But that's something I ain't never been
Somehow the day just slipped away
Katie there he is again
I stayed in bed until the husband left for work and the woman flirted with me. A smart man would have just gone home, but I've never been one to make the smart choice
OH NO
Oh
Katie bar the door
Is that your husband coming home
(I'm in a mess)
I took it for granted
You were living here alone
(He's got a gun)
I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said
(It's LOADED)
Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed
The husband came home again, this time I was even more scared and panicked. I realized I had assumed the woman lived alone but she didn't, and he had a loaded gun
Katie Katie Katie
Baby what we gonna do
I got my pants on backwards and I'm looking for my boots
You can tell him I'm your brother tell him I'm a bookie
Or that I'm a den scout mother selling Girl Scout cookies
Baby find me a wig high heel shoes
Say I'm ugly aunt Eunice from Baton Rouge
Honey honey honey
Finally what a man will try
When he's underneath his death bed fearing for his life
I was coming up with all sorts of ridiculous ideas to try and hide from the husband, even putting on a wig and high heels and pretending to be someone else. I was desperate and in fear for my life
Oh
Katie bar the door
Is that your husband coming home
(Where's my keys)
I took it for granted
You were living here alone
(Oh they're in my britches)
I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said
(Where's my britches)
Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed
Once again, the husband came home and I was frantically looking for my keys. I realized again how wrong I was to assume the woman lived alone and how much danger I was in
Katie Katie Katie
Oh my gosh see ya...
The song ends with me saying 'see ya' to Katie, presumably having escaped from the husband's wrath and never wanting to see her again
Contributed by Lily K. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
doughesson
This was on the first CD I ever bought in 1998.
Mark & Ilene
they should have put the sound of a nice 12 guage at the end...
Woody Simpson
I can't put my finger on it.. what's the song that this is a parody of?
theman18091
LOL FUNNY! XD