Quit Teasin Me Ed
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
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Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail?
He-he-he, got a letter from Ed.
What's it say?
Well, open it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I quit my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation
All I gotta do now is sit back and wait'll my notification
You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me once a week
Sends me my very own winnin' numbers
I'm practically on easy street
Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody else
I'm sure he's been tryin' to reach me,
But uh, I've been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I may've already won!
Quit teasin me Ed
...Quit teasin me Ed
My kids need to be fed
...My kids need to be fed
I believed what you said
...I believed what you said
Quit teasin' me Ed
You promised me wealth
...You promised me wealth
And a new Dodge Stealth
...And a new Dodge Stealth
I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
Quit teasin' me Ed
They say the odds are again' me
But I got my own little scheme
Instead of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics
I even got bored one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll never be on Star Search
But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long time
My car's been repo'd, my house note's four month's behind
Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know you're a busy man
But, could you at least send me one of them early entry prizes
I'm you're biggest fan, I swear!
Quit teasin' me Ed
...Quit teasin' me Ed
My kids need to be fed
...My kids need to be fed
I believed what you said
...I believed what you said
Quit teasin' me Ed
You promised me wealth
...You promised me wealth
And a new Dodge Stealth ...And a new Dodge Stealth
I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
Quit teasin' me Ed
Cledus T., you may have already won!
The song "Quit Teasin Me Ed" by Cledus T. Judd is a humorous take on the concept of sweepstakes or lottery scams. The lyrics revolve around the singer, who seems to have fallen prey to a scammer named Ed, who has promised him wealth and a new car in exchange for magazine subscriptions. The singer is frustrated, as he is struggling to make ends meet and keep his family fed, while waiting for Ed's promised winnings to materialize.
The song is notable for its comic and satirical take on a serious issue, as well as for the catchy sound and rhythm. Through his use of humor and satire, Cledus T. Judd is able to touch upon the anxieties and frustrations that many people feel about their financial situations and their hopes for a better future. The song also highlights the absurdity of believing in quick-fix solutions and easy riches, as opposed to the hard work and dedication that are required to achieve true success.
Overall, "Quit Teasin Me Ed" is a witty and entertaining song that offers a unique take on the theme of greed, deception, and the lure of get-rich-quick schemes.
Line by Line Meaning
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail?
Asking Cledus to reveal what he got in the mail
He-he-he, got a letter from Ed.
Cledus excitedly responds that he received a letter from Ed
What's it say?
Asking Cledus to reveal the contents of the letter
I don't know. D'you get one?
Cledus is unaware of the contents of the letter and asks the question back
Well, open it up!
Asking Cledus to open the letter and reveal its contents
I quit my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation
All I gotta do now is sit back and wait'll my notification
The singer quit his job a year ago and is waiting for his notification after receiving his winning numbers from Ed
You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me once a week
Sends me my very own winnin' numbers
I'm practically on easy street
The singer receives winning numbers from Ed, his friend, which sets him up for an easy financial future
Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody else
I'm sure he's been tryin' to reach me,
But uh, I've been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
The artist believes that he is special to Ed and is too busy to notice that Ed has been trying to contact him
Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I may've already won!
Although expensive, the artist considers buying a Mercedes because he believes he has already won money from Ed
Quit teasin me Ed
...Quit teasin me Ed
My kids need to be fed
...My kids need to be fed
I believed what you said
...I believed what you said
Quit teasin' me Ed
The artist is frustrated with Ed for getting his hopes up by promising wealth and new cars, especially since he has a family to take care of
You promised me wealth
...You promised me wealth
And a new Dodge Stealth
...And a new Dodge Stealth
I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
Quit teasin' me Ed
The singer is eager to receive his promised winnings and will keep checking the mail until he does
They say the odds are again' me
But I got my own little scheme
Instead of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
The artist is trying to maximize his chances of winning by subscribing to as many magazine sweepstakes as possible
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll never be on Star Search
But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long time
My car's been repo'd, my house note's four month's behind
The singer is getting desperate for his promised winnings, having experienced financial difficulties, and is starting to feel like Ed is messing with him
Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know you're a busy man
But, could you at least send me one of them early entry prizes
I'm you're biggest fan, I swear!
The singer begs Ed to expedite his winnings, vowing to continue being his biggest fan
Cledus T., you may have already won!
A reference to the common sweepstakes ad that says, 'you may have already won!'
Lyrics © Spirit Music Group
Written by: VERN DANT, BARRY POOLE
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
CasuallyNotCasual
wikipedia says its an original, go to wikipedia . com and type "i stoled this record" it lists all the originals
nintengirl14
What song is this a parody of???