Frank Hayes is a Midwest American filker, best known for "Never Set the Cat… Read Full Bio ↴Frank Hayes is a Midwest American filker, best known for "Never Set the Cat on Fire" and the phenomenon of "Frank Hayes disease" where a filker forgets the lyrics in mid-song. His songs are usually lighthearted and satirical looks at science fiction themes.
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Frank Hayes Lyrics
We have lyrics for these tracks by Frank Hayes:
Boomer Johnson Oh, Mister Boomer Johnson was a-gettin' old in spots But yo…
Cockroaches On Parade Now that it's cold with winds outside They need a warm…
Don In questo girotondo d'anime Chi si volta è perso e resta…
Don't Ask The orders come down, and they march us away; There's a…
Eban Post Eban Post was pale as a ghost but his eyes…
Grandfather Clock My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf So it…
Like a Lamb to the Slaughter (Spoken:) "Matty Groves" is a great old traditional …
Little Fuzzy Animals When you land on Bailey's 7, you may not like…
Never Set the Cat on Fire Never set the cat on fire; you only will annoy…
Stuck Here When you build a ship to sail deep space You can't…
Threes Deep in engineering down where mortals seldom go, A manager…
Threes (Revision 1.1) Deep in engineering down where mortals seldom go, A manager …
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A tribute(?) to some of the modern world's most mundane villains.
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Didn't I hear this on the National Lampoon Radio Hour decades ago?