Dance Line An Idiot
Lemon Demon Lyrics

one cold December night back in 1984
During a chilly winter evening in December of the year 1984

a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
A scientist unexpectedly ended up on the dance floor

he started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
He began convulsing and trembling in a manner comparable to a heap of lively legumes

at first it looked stupid but the end justified the means
Initially, his movements appeared foolish, but the final outcome made them worthwhile

well I know it's not generally considered very cool
I understand that it is typically not regarded as trendy

to dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
To engage in a foolish, idiotic style of dancing

but now that's just a guideline, not a rule
However, that viewpoint is merely a recommendation, not a strict rule

I've been making my way through the danceclub scene
I have been navigating my path within the realm of danceclubs

been trying it out, it's my brand new routine
Experimenting with it, as it is my fresh, novel routine

and it's catching on big, it's so hot it's obscene
And it is becoming increasingly popular, to the extent that it is scandalously trendy

so get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Consequently, remove yourself from the sidelines, stand with confidence and height

get out there and dance like an idiot
Take action and dance foolishly

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
You are aware that everything is acceptable, therefore, impress the entire area with your performance

you might wanna eat a lotta sugar first
You may desire to consume a significant amount of sugar beforehand

have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst
Partake in carbonated soda containing caffeine to satisfy your thirst

then step into the crowd and give it your worst
Next, enter the gathering of people and exhibit your least skillful performance

no matter what you do, you can't go wrong
Regardless of your actions, you cannot make a mistake

you can dance like an idiot all night long
You are capable of dancing foolishly throughout the entire night

as long as you've got no rhythm, you're going strong
Provided that you lack any sense of rhythm, you are actually excelling

put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right
Position your hands on your knees and hobble towards the right side

then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight
Subsequently, execute a full circle rotation while keeping your eyes tightly closed

while you're dizzy get busy and pretend you're a mime
While experiencing dizziness, become engaged in activity and imagine yourself as a silent performer

then make whiny noises and clap five times
Following that, produce high-pitched sounds and applaud on five occasions

hold out your arms, start running in place
Extend your arms outward and initiate a motion of running while remaining stationary

try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face
Attempt to perform the Moonwalk dance move, but end up collapsing onto your face

get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
Rise to your feet and stomp around clumsily like a large, overweight individual

then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks
Subsequently, leap through the window while gripping your own buttocks

like an idiot, like an idiot
In a manner resembling a fool, resembling a fool

so get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Therefore, abandon your position against the wall, and stand confidently and upright

get out there and dance like an idiot
Move into the open and dance foolishly

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
You are aware that everything is acceptable, therefore, impress the entire area with your performance

get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Consequently, remove yourself from the sidelines, stand with confidence and height

get out there and dance like an idiot
Take action and dance foolishly

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
You are aware that everything is acceptable, therefore, impress the entire area with your performance