Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Five days in a watery cave.
I spent five days trapped in a cave filled with water.

Another song for the day that I take to the grave.
I wrote one more song before I die and leave this world forever.

I gotta be the first to see the specter.
I desire to find and meet the mysterious apparition before everyone else does.

Everybody wants to be friends with the nectar protector.
Everyone wants to be close to the one who safeguards the sweet nectar that brings joy and delight.

Seventeen skulls in a hole in the woods.
There are seventeen skulls buried together in a hidden place among the trees.

Already know of the low down, but not of the goods.
I am aware of the negative points, but unaware of the positive aspects.

We can't see but lo and behold her.
We are unable to perceive clearly, but we can suddenly see her presence before us.

It's funny how we think with our heads when the shoulder is colder.
It's strange how we rely on logic and ignore our inner feelings which might reveal the truth.

This is the truth about it. You'll learn to never doubt it.
This is the factual information, and you should believe it without any hesitations.

The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery.
The complete event is concealed with an active sense of enigma surrounding it.

So what goes on in your tree, when all you know is Your evil shadow has a cup of tea?
What is happening in your mind, when you only acknowledge the fact that your dark subconscious self is at peace with a cup of tea?

Back in elementary school, there was a kid we knew, we considered him cool.
During grade school times, there was a child who was in our acquaintance, and we considered him to be interesting and impressive.

And when his eyes turned red, the principal said he was gonna go mad from the things in his head.
When his eyes changed color, the principal asserted that he would become insane due to the bizarre thoughts he had.

Seventeen days later somebody told us there was no more school, and the principal sold us to the ice cream shop down the street, where it seemed there was nothing they'd let us eat, so we screamed.
After seventeen days, someone informed us that the school was permanently closed, and the principal left us at an ice cream parlor where no food was allowed, so we protested aloud.

It's never too late to take the chance of a lifetime under the weight of life, and chance, and death.
It's never too delayed to seize a momentous opportunity even under the immense burden of existence, possibility, and the inevitable demise of all living beings.

And it's never too far out. We don't know how the sun became a star. They say it's always been that way, but I'll be damned if that's the case.
And it's never too unrealistic. We have no clue how the sun transformed into a star. People suggest that it was always the same, but I refuse to believe that without any proof.

We'd love to have you as our guest this afternoon.
We would be delighted if you could join us as our visitor for today.

We'll get the kettle ready, hope you show up soon.
We're preparing hot water for tea, and we look forward to your arrival shortly.

We can talk about life, we can talk about death, We can talk about film, we can talk about chess.
We can converse about various topics such as existence, demise, movies, and board games.

We can talk about the faceless evil shadow creatures underneath our clothes.
We can discuss those ominous beings that have no defined appearance lurking underneath our garments.

We can talk about the government conspiracies and circumvent the challenges that represent our foes.
We can chat about the secret plots of the authorities and devise strategies to overcome the obstacles that block our progress.

It's never my fault.
It's never my responsibility or wrongdoing.

Take what I say with a big fat grain of salt, and take my fears away.
Consider my utterances skeptically without any trust, but attempt to alleviate my anxieties.

We never will break out, and we'll leave not one thing in our wake.
We will never escape our current state, and we will not accomplish anything significant.

Your evil shadow has a cup of tea.
Your malevolent inner self is experiencing relaxation while sipping some tea.

Your evil shadow has a cup of tea.
Your malevolent inner self is experiencing relaxation while sipping some tea.

Your evil shadow has a cup of tea.
Your malevolent inner self is experiencing relaxation while sipping some tea.