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George Carlin Lyrics

7 Things you Can't Say on Television I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I…
A Few More Farts It′s a magical phase I'm going through But it means so…
A Modern Man I am a modern man A man for the millennium Digital and…
A Place for My Stuff Actually, this is just a place for my stuff, ya…
Advertising Lullaby Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience Econo…
Answering Machines And answering machines. Starting with people who think it's …
Capital Punishment The same way we made up the death penalty. We…
Class Clown - "Class Clown" (16:06) - "Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow"…
Death and Dying Jeez, I hope I don't die. Oh, by the way, You're…
Driving Here′s an embarrassing driving situation, the kind of thing …
Feminist Blowjob Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at…
Guys Named Todd And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a…
Hello-Goodbye Hi, howdy, hello, how are ya, how do ya do,…
I Ain't Afraid of Cancer Yeah, about time for me to get a little drink…
I Used to Be Irish Catholic I used to be Catholic, now I′m an Irish American…
Life's Little Moments Have you ever been in a serious social situation, when…
Music on Answering Machines And answering machines. Starting with people who think it's …
Offensive Language Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show. Don't you…
Rape Can Be Funny Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that.…
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I…
Some People Are Stupid Well I know, some people don't like you to talk…
The Hair Piece George Carlin FM And AM The Hair Piece One of the things …
Welcome to My Job Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks Welcome to my world…