Bigger Than The Beatles
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

She cooks with lard,
She uses a large amount of unhealthy cooking fat.

Loves hot food bars.
She enjoys consuming large quantities of buffet-style food.

A quart of sweet tea,
She drinks an excessive amount of sugary tea.

And fried pork skins.
She indulges in highly greasy and fatty snacks.

Can't get enough,
She has an insatiable appetite.

Eats 'til she's stuffed.
She eats to the point of being uncomfortably full.

Goes to the bathroom,
She goes to relieve herself after eating too much.

Then she comes back again.
She continues to eat despite the discomfort it causes.

She thinks she looks just like Madonna,
She has an exaggerated sense of self-image.

When she runs her greasy fingers
Her hands are covered in unhealthy cooking fat and food residue.

Through her bleach blonde hair.
Her hair is dyed an unnatural color.

Most times, she'll place another order,
She frequently orders more food than is necessary.

And, Lordy, have mercy on that little bitty chair.
Her weight causes the furniture to struggle or break.

She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
Her rear end is very large.

Eatin' me out of house and home.
She consumes a significant amount of food, causing financial strain.

Her booty size, well, it outta be illegal.
Her body size is extremely large.

She has a hard time, sittin' on the throne.
Her weight makes it difficult to use the toilet.

Hamburgers, hot dogs; cheese fries and coleslaw.
She enjoys a diet full of high-fat, high-calorie foods.

A dozen bearclaws; yum, yum, yum.
She eats large quantities of sweet pastries.

Loves sausage links; hates diet drinks.
She prefers unhealthy food and refuses to consume low-calorie beverages.

Takes up both seats, in a two-seater car.
Her size causes problems with fitting into confined spaces.

Her doctor said: "Lay off the bread,"
Her physician advised her to limit carbohydrate intake.

But he didn't say nothin' 'bout a Snickers bar.
She ignores dietary advice and consumes high-sugar snacks.

She drinks sweet milk by the gallon,
She drinks large amounts of full-fat, high-sugar milk.

And she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine.
She has an aversion to healthy, low-calorie meal options.

Then she'll lay spread out on the hammock,
She relaxes after eating a large amount of food.

After she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen.
She eats unhealthy fast food, causing damage to her health.

Folks make fun 'cause she's overgrown.
Others ridicule her size and habits.

Her rump's shaped like a Volkswagen Beetle.
Her large rear end is unusually shaped.

She gives new meaning to the words: "Big boned".
Her weight is not solely due to body structure or bone density.

Bagels and cream cheese; vanilla ice cream.
She enjoys high-calorie breakfast and dessert items.

A tub of whipped cream; yum, yum, yum.
She eats large quantities of sweet, high-fat toppings.

No, you won't find her name on the weight loss wall of fame,
She is not an advocate for healthy weight loss practices.

Down at Jenny Craig's.
She does not participate in commercial weight loss programs.

When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house,
She eats a large amount of food at a single sitting.

They'll bring in more ham and eggs , oh.
The restaurant staff struggle to keep up with her demand for food.

Her favorite food is chocolate ding-dongs.
She enjoys highly processed, high-sugar snack foods.

It's wide enough to play line-backer for the Eagles.
Her size and shape resemble that of a well-built athlete.

Deon Sanders better leave her alone.
Her size is intimidating and could pose a hazard to others.

Try chicken that's baked, or fat-free milk shake.
She should consume healthier, lower-calorie meal options.

Enough for God's sake: Stop the insanity.
She needs to address her unhealthy eating habits and make a change.

Weight watchers, yeah.
She should consider participating in a weight loss support group.

Weight watchers, yeah.
She needs to take action to address her weight.

Yeah, I watched her weight.
The artist has observed her weight gain over time.

I watched it go from one seventeen and a quarter when I married her,
She has gained a significant amount of weight since the beginning of their relationship.

To three hundred and seventeen and a half, two-and-a-half years later.
Her current weight is much greater than when they first got together.

Mooo!
The singer compares her to a cow, which is an insult and dehumanizing.

But I still love ya, honey.
The artist still loves her despite her unhealthy habits.