Stinkin Problem
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
I acknowledge that I have a serious body odor issue

Ban Roll On just won't do
Deodorant isn't enough to cover the smell

I soaked in Clorox bleach
I've tried extreme measures to get rid of the odor including soaking in bleach

Lysol and Pine Sol too
I've even used household cleaning products as a last-ditch effort

I filled the tub right to the top
I've tried everything, even filling up the tub to get clean

I'll start with my Brillo pad
I'm willing to scrub hard to get rid of the smell

But I don't know when to stop
Nothing seems to work and I don't know what to do next

A foul odor hits my nose
As soon as I wake up, the bad smell lingers even before I start sweating

What's my sweat glands start to pour
As soon as I start sweating, the smell gets worse

I'll stink from my head down to my toes
The smell is all over my body

Aqua Velva can't cut through
Even using strong aftershaves doesn't help to reduce the odor

Calgon won't take me away
Even soaking in bath products doesn't help

Mr Bubbles just says "pew"
Even bubble bath doesn't work and smells bad itself

Put Dr Scholl's in my flip flops
I've even tried odor-control shoe inserts

Then I'll scrub my private parts
I'm desperate to get rid of the smell and will try anything

I've been called some filthy names
I've been taunted and teased by others about my smell

Why you no good little...And a lot of dirty words Son of a...
People use profanity in response to the strong odor

I'm in a funk but just the same, I refuse to be deterred
I'm struggling, but I'm not going to give up trying to solve this problem

Even lye soap won't remove
The odor is so intense that normal soap won't be effective

Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring
Even using popular soap brands doesn't help

I even tried my dog's shampoo (woof)
I'm so desperate that I've used pet products to try to mask the odor

Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
The smell is so bad that it's comparable to living with farm animals

I wore out my loofah pad
I've scrubbed so hard that I've damaged the material of my bath accessory

Maybe I should try a mop
I'm willing to try anything to eliminate the odor at this point, even using a household mop

David Ball might have had him a hit
This is a parody of David Ball's song "Stinkin' Problem"

But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up
But Cledus T. has taken the lyrics in a silly and comedic direction