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Behind the Barn Door Pt. 2
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9 ojo 6 Feeling so fucked up someone pass me the bleach I feel…
Ambientism and the Taste of Jism Welcome to the arcade My name is David I’ll be servicing you…
Angie Gangbang Angie was a Catholic whore Four kids, two dads, maybe more S…
Are You Happy? Let the stars shine Make your stars bright Let the stars shi…
Bebe LaVodka Puta rubia Yo yo yo Your mama's a ho She's not a real…
Behind The Barn Door Covered the carcass of time with flowers To send the scent…
Black Coffee Waltz Black Coffee, blue mornin' Toast is burnin' and the rain kee…
Chinese Chicken: I. Chinese People Never Swear Chinese people never swear Chinese people never swear Ah-s…
Dark And Stormy Waltz Why you, why you running for It's getting It's getting It's …

Douche Le Clown Le moins que l'on puisse dire, c'est qu'elles sont passionné…
End the Beginning Your world is coming to it's end But you don't have…
French Devil Kiss Trop de fierté pour avouer Les sentiments, il faut pas joue…
Gay Marine Someone said That you were gay So you married your fag…
Guys With Pies Guys with pies Are chicks in disguise Absolutely nothing Bet…
Hey Hey My My Spin the wheel And see what you get Spin the wheel I know…
I I I I heard the word Your kid ain't the third Your dad was…
I Need U Like sweet morning dew I took one look at you And it…
Influenza Da Vida Cansadao Trampa segunda não da Mas é lei da vida E…
Intermission Uh Yeah you know who it is This shit coming right up…
Is This a Waterbed? Is this what you call love? Show me what you call…
It's Only Avant-Garde the First Time You are Marcel DuChump Reading from the page You are a bigge…
Jam Keep it 100 it's a lot of rap niggas out…
James Don't Drive It had been a bad day in court for James He…
Me Too Horny Today, your name is Weinstein Tomorrow, it'll be Fierstein M…
Michael Verdugo They saw your flick Claimed it was sick Michael Verdugo You …
Narcissus vs. Carl Sagan: II. The Magic Fingers of Carl Sagan Black holes ain't so black Black holes ain't so black Black …
Old Dogs Always distracted in such a fine way Captivated by erotic fo…
Ping Pong Se capisci cosa c’è da capire (Capire) Se fallisci devi anco…
Quiet! Montez la musique Someone's got to know Wasting time You're …
Rain Song Take a look out See it coming down Big, wet drops falling Hi…
Rat the Newt Rat's a little Little slick Little…
Rich Man Poor Manners Rich man take a poor mans fashion Rich man take a…
Ricky Licky Lapham Cut off your dick You raped a minor Blow yourself While they…
Ring Around the Dildo I met him in a bath house He was doggy on…
Swiss Lorraine When I get the hunger I pull you from cold storage Slide…
Teresa Yeah Perdo i punti fermi nel contare le impressioni che mi…

The Priest Came Last Killa Priest War of Armageddon Honor and peasants those guar…

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Steve Fixall

2y↑5

I noticed you skipped installing the wood board going across the top . How do you know how for past the framing wood to place the rail board ? It looks like your about a 1/2 or 1 inch past the framing . I take it the space is to allow room for the stop that has to be added . I also take it the wood is the same length of the rail .

You also didn't go over how you figured out where to place the rail to make sure the door would have a space below the door once its hanging on the rail .

You just started marking holes on the wood without doing any type of measurements at least not on camera , showing how far off the ground the top of the rail has to be for the door to have the proper clearance from the ground and Knowing that distance is the most important part of hanging this door and you left it out .

I take it since the bottom of the roller grove to the top of the door is 2 inched you just add another 1/2 inch for clearance of the floor if your carpet is already installed and 1 inch if it's unfinished , plus the length of the door .

Say for example the door is 84 inches and you want 1/2 clearance from the floor , the top of the rail has to be 86.5 inches from the ground . So you have to mark the top of the rail on the rail board at 86.5 inches , add a nail in one of the holes next to the where the top of the rail is at 86.5 inches . Once you have nail holding one corner at the correct height of the rail then you can now level the rail and mark the hole through the rail into the wood . I would put another nail on the other end of the rail to hold the now level rail in place and measure from the ground to the top of the rail at the far end to make sure you still have that 86.5 inch distance from the ground .

Not all floors are going to be level so it might pay to make sure there is clearance at both ends once the rail is level . If you see the ground is higher on the far end then your going to have to add more clearance and the rail will have to be leveled again at the new measurement . This happens a lot in older homes .

I think you should have explained all this in your video but you didn't .

The most important part of hanging the door is knowing exactly where the top of the rail has to be from the ground . 2nd that once you have that height ,the rail has to be level at that height and thirdly there has to be clearance under the door at both the open and shut ends and all points in between .

2chipped

2y↑5

Apparently I should have watched this 4 months ago, installed bolt heads out to match track bolt heads😬.
Our shop built, and my helper and I installed a 2in, 45x84 white oak door.. Weight Aprox 250lbs.
My tips from 1 install of a full size door, I had built 2 entertainment centers with barn doors for kennels underneath.
#1 buy longer track than you need, ours 6 inches too short.
Which meant the hangers were off-center of the stiles.
#2 built a full template out of strips of 1/4 ply wood, which helped immensely on layout.
#3 when adding a stained runner behind the rail, keep screws from showing.
Top screws were 1 in above the rail, bottom screws were 1/2 up from bottom of rail.
Line of sight, you can not see them (definitely depends on what the header height is).
#4 make sure your runner (what the rail is attached to) is thicker then base board + 1/4 round.
The bottom of our door was 3/8 (1/4-1/2 in was our only range) off the floor, for the floor mounted guide in our kit.
If 1/4 round would have been present, we would have had to make the railholder/runner wider.
Thick door casing/baseboards/out of plumb walls can affect this as well.

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Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

2y↑13

Barn Door Track Kit - https://amzn.to/3CeGcQd
Dewalt Compact Router - https://amzn.to/3BcNZwU
DEWALT Router Edge Guide for Fixed Base Compact Router - https://amzn.to/2ZlnE2i
Whiteside Spiral Up Cut Router Bit - https://amzn.to/3maegrk

nailbndr

Just looked at specs, they changed the track to a two piece rail... This sucks because that causes the door to "thump" when the wheel crosses over it.

Jeremy Deck

1y↑1

I'm at a loss to know how you got the height measurement from the floor to attach the track.

Michael Prosperity

@Jeremy Deck
That's where I'm at on my install. How to get the height leaving a 3/8" clearance

Michelle Mulo

2y↑16

Spencer, I wish you worked on my house. You are so careful to not damage the product and your technique is so precise and accurate. I love watching your videos, it helps me when I have to do some work around the house 👍🏻

Aamon Deville

1y↑5

Nice job, young man! Working on my first barn door now and found some great wisdom in this video!

Bryan Hall

2y↑18

Shocking how much detail and care can be put into something so simple.

Mine

2y↑12

Love your Tips Spencer! The 2 inch card board trick and the above spacers, the wall mount for the bottom of the door if you have carpet; I have watched a number of these video's and you are the only one so far that has made that all clear to me! Highly appreciated! You are a great teacher. :-)

Russ Martin

2y↑36

Nice job. As one who has built four custom sets of barndoors (3 and 4 doors per set with double tracks) and installed them myself, I know the trials and tribulations involved, and there can be many. My doors were so heavy though, I opened the wall and installed blocking. That also necessitated longer bolts. Additionally, we didn't want straps going up the wall, which your's didn't have, so I flipped the top half of the bracket over and drilled them. Being that they were stainless steel, that was "fun". Our doors function as security over the windows, so I also designed pin type key hole locks. I would send pictures if I could. Our neighbors are amazed. They think I am a skilled carpenter. I'm not. This is the biggest project I have ever done. It took many months. Just took my time with everything. Good part was, I got a lot of tools out of the deal because I "needed" them.

david graham

2y↑3

Good to "need" those tools. They make tackling projects fun. Eventually you end up with a great tool setup too.

Dude

Ha. I can relate to to those tools. Honestly the only tool I've got that I never use is the one I thought I'd use all the time. The rest I bought for the one off job, thought I'd rarely use again.. I use all the time.

About to crack open the box for my Barn door track set. Wish me luck.
Now I'm looking at my windows. I've been looking to upgrade security and safety our wet season comes with some potentially pretty wild winds ... Could be a thing

Robert Pastoriza

1y↑5

Great tips!! Just one thing you forgot to mention. How do you find the correct measurements from the top to the bottom (vertically)? You mentioned you need 1/2 from the bottom, so does that mean you need to give it an extra inch from the top of the door?

bskelly

2y↑3

Found this at the perfect time. I have done a couple of barn doors but this is such a great step by step. I just had a client call me yesterday to install a door. Thanks!

XxStratAttackxX

2y↑3

Hey Spencer, love your stuff. Just wanted to say it is nice to mark your center points exactly, punch it with a screw and then drill through the door with an 1/8 bit and a drill block to ensure all holes are a perfect 90° before going in with the spade bits. Cheers!

Gavin Newscum

50w↑2

Very skilled and articulate carpenter. You did excellent work unlike some of those tract home workers who rush and slop the job hoping the customer won’t notice

david graham

2y↑4

Barn doors are now popular with hotels for bathroom openings. I installed about 80 of these in a Hilton Hotel. They were wider and thicker than these ones, and two on each floor were 48" for handicap wheelchair rated rooms. They had some serious weight to them.

dwight Garcia

2y↑1

Man I really appreciate all of the pro tips you give in your videos, they are so helpful. Thanks a bunch.

Trade4Fun

2y↑5

Extremely detailed and finished job done. Really love this work.

Clint Price

2y↑7

Spencer,
Excellent narration as you demonstrate the project at hand. The fact that you shared your oops and that it didn't get edited out shows you're the real deal and humble. I can do the work but need silence when certain parts need to be done, you're able to teach and demonstrate at the same time which is admirable.
Since it appears to be a bedroom door, what type of door lock/latch do you install on that door?

Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

Thanks, Just a barn door handle and flush pull on the interior side.

Scott

Love how even professionals make those little mistakes. Makes me feel better when I do something dumb.. great job, nicely explained..

Ernie Carrillo

2y↑4

This was absolutely helpful! Thank you so much for posting this!!

Rod Lander

2y↑4

Great video Spencer. You made a subscriber out of me. Measurements are critical and you included all but one. How did you determine the height for the hanger? Was the barn door height 84”? How much did you allow off the floor? I’m about to hang mine and your vid made some very good points. Thank you

KingdomChildOnEarth

2y↑2

Amazing. Thank you so much for this! I'll be building and installing several barn doors here soon and this is much needed guidance!

brawn400

1y↑1

Great tips man thank you! I’m about to embark on my installation soon and your video will prove invaluable. Appreciate you!

Dominick DeFlorio

2y↑2

Excellent instructions Spencer! Before finding your video, there wasn't anything that provided the nuance needed to install the door hardware. You provided many good tips and your instructions were delivered and demonstrated perfectly. Thank you for your help!

Irma A

2y↑2

Wow 🤩 Love how you went into detail❣️ THANK YOU

Dixie Normous

2y↑2

Pretty informative. I've installed a bunch of these in the past few years. They're really getting popular

DJ H

1y↑1

Just finished installing my barn door and it came out perfect. I have no doubt that without this video I would have not been able to get it right because there was pretty much no instructions with my kit. This is the best video that I have seen. Thank you!!!

Steve Burgess

Hi Spencer, great video. I have looked at whole kits including doors in the past but it was becoming extremely expensive over here in the UK. You have kindly added the links below for the kit, but could i ask about the bottom guide as the kit shows the type you screw into the floor and not the frame which i prefer. I have a total opening of 4' 7" including frame, so looking at a pair of sliding doors.

Ben Harrison

2y↑2

I replaced our hall coat closet with a barn door, which is nice since the old door would block the hallway when it was open. I bought a slab from a door store that matched all our other new doors we were buying, and they were helpful in picking out the right size to cover the opening. The hardware instructions were straightforward. Cutting a channel in the bottom of the door for a floor guide was a pain without a router. I used a Dremel with a router bit, which was a bit sketch, and slow, but it got the job done. I stuck the floor guide onto hardwood laminate with some 3M red tape instead of drilling into the laminate, which worked great. The only thing that sucks is the track stops that came with the hardware were not adjustable, they only attached to the lag bolts, so I bought one adjustable track stop from a different place, which was too expensive if you ask me, and I should really buy one more so i can open the door a bit more, but it's fine for now.

TDZ

1y↑1

Outstanding!! So many great tips here. I’m running into an issue that I wish I noticed before I went ahead and built my door and ordered the track etc. I went to install the header board and my wall has a bow to it. The ledger board will not sit flush. I assume the only way to deal with this is to use shims but curious if there’s another way I’m not thinking of. This isn’t something I planned on and out this project at a halt for the time being. Lol. Nothing is easy. Haha

Tyler Shantz

2y↑2

Nice video. One thing that I’ve found from installing barn doors is to use a drill instead of an impact to reduce the chance of slip when installing the bolts.

Andrew Burris

So clean! Thanks for the tips, I’m hanging a DIY built barn door soon.

alrightythen

2y↑1

Even though I already know how to install barn doors, I watched your video anyway, because I really enjoy your videos. You do a great job!

itscacho

2y↑1

Great job explaining each step clearly. Excellent tips, too.

Kenny C

2y↑1

Well done. You covered everything I needed to know...

Darius Sampey

2y↑3

Excellent tips. Much appreciated. One question though. How did you calculate the height for the rail? Mine has the guide that mounts to the floor. I have to get the height correct so the guide stays in the groove.

dmcmullan

2y↑1

Thanks this was one of the best barn door instruction videos I have seen👍🏾

michael thompson

2y↑2

Timely as I have a project in mind. So many tips! Thanks!

Timothy Trofe

Spencer, Excellent video and explanation. I have a question on what measurements you took to locate the level line you put on the header board. I'm assuming the there is a measurement from the top of the tract to the bottom of the door and floor that you are using to hang the track? I'm putting in a similar door between the bedroom going into bath (like yours). I installed a vinyl plank floor in the bedroom and will be putting tile in the bathroom. My question is how to position the transition between the two floors. I'm thinking of having the tile start closer to the inside bedroom wall instead of half way between them as is usually done. I want to be able to stand in the bathroom with the door open and see the tile start where the floor ends along the bedroom wall. Hope this makes sense?

peter wall

2y↑8

Great video, I’m just curious about how you go about figuring out the height at which to mount the door rail? The way I see it is it could be variable depending on the header board width, the height of the door and also the desired/necessary space between the door and flooring.

Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

2y↑5

It is. I left it out today the video because it’s quite boring to explain and didn’t figure it would be content that would keep attention.

Smokey BBQ

Great work mate, the little details make a great finished product.

Tyler Ngo

2y↑1

Man...I learned so much from this video, thank you so much!

Ku Barber

2y↑3

Out of all the video's you are the only one to show the right way to do this job the correct way 👍👍👍

Steven Gilley

2y↑1

Thanks for posting this. You gave me the confidence to try this myself!

Chris Gamble

Hey Great video, did your track joiner come with your kits, because mine did not (Everbuilt) also I am planning on installing mine in a recessed space about 6" shorter than the tracks combined length, do you think these can be cut to accommodate the space (there is plenty of room for the doors to recess)?

Joe Valdivia

1y↑1

Good job you broke it down very well step by step. I will be installing a barn door at my son and daughter in laws house and it’ll be the time I ever installed one. Being a wood worker for at least 60 years I will be building the door myself and it should be fun. Thank you👍

Carpentrylover

2y↑1

Just installed a track with soft closed brackets. Very nice

Steve Scott

2y↑1

Thanks mate, the tips using the square and the tape made it so much easier.👍

mark kouba

Ive installed these with soft closing mechanisms on both open & close positions. You can open & close the door and not worry about bouncing the door into the solid bumpers. Also with solid core doors you want to bolt the track into the studs.

Hernan Lecea

Mark, you're spot on about hitting the studs with a heavy barn door. I'm also finding that the track at 78 inches is not long enough for a 40 inch door.

DJ Elgan

2y↑1

Awesome attention to detail and thorough explanation.

Tony Horne

2y↑1

I appreciate the way you explain everything you don't rush you don't speed talk now that was a nice demonstration.

Timothy Gonzalez

Great video, I'll be starting a project in the near future. I have the door, but not the hardware. I'm installing the door on an entry with no door casing, not sure what hardware to get so door closes against the wall. Any advise?

technical33

Nice Job Spencer! Just finsihed my basement and have a RO of 73" (W) x 81.5" (H) for a double 36" barn door, no 1x trim has been installed yet. I belive they made the RO too big. What is the correct RO for a double 36" barn door so you have the correct coverage?

Carl Lamb

2y↑6

Hi spencer
Great video mate, I can’t believe I’m fitter one of these barn doors next week, what great timing, now I know what I’m doing it should be easy lol love you work mate i’m still learning at 57 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

2y↑3

Have fun!

MichaelCZUSA

2y↑1

Great video as always, Spencer. Thanks for the linky to the router guide. She's in the cart!👍

P Yes

2y↑1

So well spoken and detailed. Thank you

Sales Pitch

1y↑1

working on my tiny home this is a great video. I wanted a barn door so I can do now, very helpful thank you

Courtney Paterson

2y↑1

Thank you!!! I have had my barn door for months now too scared to install but this video has given me detail steps and confidence to install. Much Appreciated!!

Tory Shields

Hey Spencer,

Great video, do you have a link on how you attached the 1x4 above the door, and did you nail it or use screws.

Jimmy Favereau

2y↑4

the header details would be nice addition for such a great vid ... first timers need to know : )

Carl Hess

2y↑1

Hey Spencer! I love all of your videos & a Podcast for Christian business. I’m in Oklahoma & been a carpenter for almost 20yrs. I don’t even like to install the jamb & casing untIl I have the exact tract & door that will be used, so that I can plan out the entire system. I like to have the same amount of track showing outside of the stops - so I either scoot the track over to the appropriate place or cut the ends of the track (depending on track manufacturer & wall limitations). Adjustable stops are nice - but some brands like “Goldberg” use stops that are fixed at the bolt hole - which require exact planning…

Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

...and it seems like no two kits are ever the same....

DowntubeCrank

2y↑1

Your Certainly a Pro Spencer I'm glad your on YouTube. I noticed you stop your drill checking drill bit point. I generally drill my finger drawing blood. I'll have to try your method on future projects.

Troy Henry

Hello Spencer, What does a typical installation job cost for a homeowner to replace say a bedroom closet door with a sliding barn door style like this ?

Instalacion En Espanol

Muy buen trabajo! Gracias!

Jimmy Ponds

2y↑1

Thanks for the great detailed information. As a poor DIYer, I would/might not think of such techniques and procedures!!

thedge7

2y↑3

Recently installed a pair of that exact brand/type of hardware as double doors. Cannot express how important it is to get the rails EXACTLY level to each other. Second time I reinstalled them I used a laser...

Dessarion

2y↑1

Awesome content. Thanks a lot. Was very useful.

ruth rodriguez

What size was the spade bit that you used to make the holes?

M Chill

2y↑1

The 2” cardboard spacer is gold! So much easier than the math method. What do you to make it a privacy door? A latch on the inside is okay but then you can’t unlock from the outside. Thanks

Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

2y↑1

I've never made one private. I think they are inherently not private doors.

Garrett Graham

2y↑1

How did you determine how high to mount the rail?

Al De Wachter

51w

I have seen several of these barn door installation movies.
THIS is the one to follow.

Carlos Gomez

2y↑1

Nice video so informative,
I just have an honest question.
Did you install that door backwards upside down?

steinson63

when installing the header or the rail, is it necessary to find studs for the lag screws to attach to?

mwinner101

2y↑1

Well done. Looks really good. 👍

Robert Arguello

2y↑1

Excellent work done! ... Just one bone-of-contention, after you mitered the bottom of the door ( inorder for the door to accept a door-guide ), is it not a good idea to seal the newly cut wood with a varnish or wood-sealer?

toyman70 reviews

2y↑1

just a FYI. it's not a miter its called a kerf. Also no need to seal unless its in a very moist area

Steve Fixall

2y↑5

Pkur14

Well done. Where can I find the wall guide? Thanks

Jb Zeronine09

2y↑1

Sick vid mate, I assume pre nog the frame to catch the coach screws?

David Scoey

2y↑2

Nice video. Can you let me know what floor guide you used in the video. Cannot find one like it.

Lou Gjolaj

2y↑1

You are the best man I love your work 👏🏻👍

Omar Zavala

2y↑2

So far the best video on installing this. Thanks brother. Keep up the good work

Phil n Cider

This guy has attention to detail! I can get along with him! Amazing. How long I'll take you to install one barn door?

Kris Drake

2y↑1

Love it as always 👍🏻👌🏻

rod potts

2y↑3

That helps me out . Our barn door seems to come off the track every time the grandkids are here. Need to add a spacer.

Larry Nolte

How much of a gap did you leave between the header board and the trim around the opening

2chipped

2y↑5

A D

My mounting kit came with very good instructions. It told me exactly where to put the mounting screws for the track - door height + 1 11/16in and for the guides on the door, 1st hole 1 9/16 inch, then from that hole 3 9/16 inc.

Wes Garrett

2y↑1

How did you know how high to put the metal track?

ToneMan

2y↑1

For a doorway without any door trim what's the depth of the header board?? 1/2" or 1"

Lamar Thomas

2y↑1

Very good video a lot of details the job looks great

Craig Burlingame

I just found this video and it is very helpful. Where did you get the door guide you show around 12:00 minutes in. It doesn’t look like the one that comes with the kit. Thanks for sharing the how-to and any info in the door guide.

sam p

2y↑1

Nice job guy! Great instructions!

BZ1340

Spencer. I can’t seem to find that adjustable barn door guide for the wall you installed. I like the fact its fastened to the wall and after the door is placed in the grove you tighten it to its place

Sweet Baby Beauty Bar

2y↑1

I found this very helpful! Thank you! The instructions that came with my kit was overly simplified and tells me nothing.

henry

Hi what size is your header board?

B C

Spencer, the kit does not reference the floor guide which is the piece I am looking for. Can you share a link to that. I have carpet and my current solution is not working.

Troy Henry

how do you know what size barn door to go with to replace your existing regular closet door ?? do you go with the exact same size barn door that your closet door is????

SK Black

The 1X header/track rail is enough to support the door? Won't the door sag after a short while is the 1" board isn't enough?

Big Bob

I never install a barn door without a soft close device. Just finished one this AM.

Street Kombative System

2y↑2

Couldn't the bumper stops go on before the door is hung, and just slide the door on from the end of the track? As always another great vid, cheers.

Insider Carpentry - Spencer Lewis

2y↑1

Yes, but I like to put the track stops on first in order to avoid a disaster in the event I forget that they aren't on during installation.

trandl92

Thanks so luch. May I ask you a video how to install a lock on such a barn door ?

James Flammer

2y↑1

Great video, thanks for posting.

Gabriel

I have a question can you set up the kit to make the door move to the left instead of the right where I want to put the door I don’t think I have room to slide it to the right can I use that same kit to move to the left

Ed Schultz

2y↑1

i always have trouble setting up the top board that the track goes one. The ROs are always wrong and i always have them too low because carpet is bunched up againt tile.

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