Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
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Let's Send Nan To Dignitas
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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Rest of us are skint
But she won’t give me a fucking bean
The miserable old bint
She’s bitter and she’s racist
She hates foreigners with a passion
She uses the ‘P’ and ‘N’ words
Like they’re going out of fashion
My nan’s outlived her usefulness but
She’s in the rudest health
She shows no signs of signing off
Or sharing out the wealth
But I found out about this clinic
Where you can go in Switzerland
And send your nan to be with Jesus
It only costs a couple of grand
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
The tight old cunt won’t splash the cash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
My nan is small and wrinkly
She sit's there in her chair
She looks just like a scrotum
With a face and purple hair
She’s got a Peak Freans biscuit tin under
Her bed with her savings in
She’s 84, she’s had a good innings
So let’s bump her off and count our winnings
Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
She’s pissed herself and she’s got a rash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
My nan is fucking minted while the
Rest of us are broke
I jump out on her and go "AAAAAAGH"
Then make out it’s a joke
I’m fed up just hanging round
Waiting for her to croak
Let’s give her a hand to Switzerland
To see the Dignitas bloke
Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
She’s got mash stuck in her tache
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
We can spend her cash on a stash of hash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
In Kunt and the Gang's song "Let's Send Nan to Dignitas," the lyrics sarcastically depict a protagonist narrating their frustrations with their wealthy and stingy grandmother. The song highlights the contrast between the singer and their impoverished situation compared to the financial security of their nan. The use of derogatory terms and offensive language towards foreigners emphasizes the grandmother's negative attitude and racist beliefs.
The lyrics also reveal the singer's discovery of a clinic called Dignitas in Switzerland, where individuals can choose assisted suicide. The singer suggests sending their nan to this clinic, expressing the idea that she has outlived her usefulness and did not share her wealth.
The second paragraph describes the physical appearance of the singer's nan, humorously comparing her to a scrotum with wrinkles and purple hair. It is implied that she is old and has accumulated savings in a biscuit tin under her bed. The singer suggests that since she has lived a long life, it is time to "bump her off" and enjoy the inheritance.
The third paragraph portrays the singer's frustration with waiting for their nan's demise, and they suggest supporting her journey to Switzerland to meet with the Dignitas representative. The repetition of the chorus throughout the song reinforces the satirical tone and the desire to rid themselves of their nan's presence.
Overall, the lyrics use dark humor and offensive language to criticize the singer's nan for her wealth, stinginess, and offensive views. The song suggests a humorous and exaggerated desire to send her to Dignitas for assisted suicide, allowing the singer to inherit her money and be free from her presence.
Line by Line Meaning
My nan is fucking loaded while the
Rest of us are skint
My grandmother is very wealthy while the rest of us are poor
But she won’t give me a fucking bean
The miserable old bint
But she refuses to give me any money, the grumpy old woman
She’s bitter and she’s racist
She hates foreigners with a passion
She uses the ‘P’ and ‘N’ words
Like they’re going out of fashion
She holds deep resentment and is racist, strongly disliking foreigners and frequently using offensive slurs
My nan’s outlived her usefulness but
She’s in the rudest health
She shows no signs of signing off
Or sharing out the wealth
My grandmother has lived longer than expected but is still in good health, showing no signs of passing away or distributing her wealth
But I found out about this clinic
Where you can go in Switzerland
And send your nan to be with Jesus
It only costs a couple of grand
However, I recently discovered a clinic in Switzerland where you can send your grandmother to peacefully pass away, but it requires only a small amount of money
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
The tight old cunt won’t splash the cash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
Therefore, we should send my grandmother to Dignitas because keeping her here is unpleasant and frustrating. She refuses to spend her money, so this is the best option
My nan is small and wrinkly
She sits there in her chair
She looks just like a scrotum
With a face and purple hair
My grandmother is old and wrinkled, sitting in her chair. Her appearance resembles that of a wrinkled scrotum, with a face and purple hair
She’s got a Peak Freans biscuit tin under
Her bed with her savings in
She’s 84, she’s had a good innings
So let’s bump her off and count our winnings
She keeps her savings in a biscuit tin under her bed. Considering her age, 84, she has lived a long and fulfilling life. Therefore, we should end her life and benefit from inheriting her wealth
She’s pissed herself and she’s got a rash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
She has urinated on herself and developed a rash. This further emphasizes the need to send her to Dignitas
I jump out on her and go "AAAAAAGH"
Then make out it’s a joke
I’m fed up just hanging round
Waiting for her to croak
I scare her by jumping out and yelling loudly, pretending it's a joke. I am tired of just being around and waiting for her to die
Let’s give her a hand to Switzerland
To see the Dignitas bloke
Let's assist her in traveling to Switzerland to meet with the representative from Dignitas
We can spend her cash on a stash of hash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
We can use her money to buy a large amount of hashish. Therefore, we should send nan to Dignitas
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@Keaks_
Used to go and see him a few times every year when he did the edinburgh festival, fuckin quality.
Mind he ran off stage and started battering a guy who spat on a bird, went back on stage and pressed play of the song he was halfway through and went right back into the show like nothing happened, was fuckin PRICELESS.
@RyanGo1d
God if only he didn't stop going on tour after 2016 :'(
@lifeisagame2023
@@RyanGo1d he's back lol
@RyanGo1d
Touring though?
@katewolfspirit6722
This is very funny, my kids and (future) grandkids might be singing this about me one day!
@tarantulagirl
First time I heard this I cried laughing!
@lifeisagame2023
So good. Stuck in my head
@beaunafyde
if i was playing this at a hospice full of half-dead coffin dodgers, and gleefully laughing as the poor old buggers were rightly offended, then maybe i'd see your point. but kunt and the gang is satire, comedy, rude and silly. you don't have to watch it. instead of delighting in how offended you are about silly songs on the internet, go and make a positive change in the world. thank you, please leave us unreconstructed reprobates to enjoy our silly song now. bye bye.
@Ian_urquhart
this is fucking amazing :D
@mrcollinsbrett
Does anybody have a sense of humour anymore? It's hilarious xD