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Bar Breaker
Prof Lyrics

Oh bless your heart, bless your heart
Wooo! (Hey)
Okay, I′m reloaded! Yeah
Some heads talking about me like
"That dude ain't a true rapper though, he ain′t hip hop
He ain't got those bars, bars, y'know what I′m talkin′ about?"
Whata, what, what does that make me, what am I really though?
Y'know what I mean, uh

They call me the bar breaker
You should kick me out the club
I′m a big bad wolf, I'm a Jameson thug
I wave Hi while I′m cave diving day high
Coated in KY we'll orgy on the hay ride
I hustle like an Ethiopian custodian
Quick grab the trophies, you can leave behind the opium
Executive american all the way from a derelict
Drinking at the Sheraton, daring chicks into marriages
Oh yeah, marry me baby
Half hour later you can carry me, baby
I′m skinny dipping, swimmin' with young Dominican women
Last time I wasn't pimpin′ it′s been a minute (Hey)
No need to pay me too, I'm drinking in some daisy dukes
80 proof, get retarded like a baby do
I′m so good at rap that it's not even fair
You know my shit bangs, I ain′t talking about hair
Come on

Hey, hey, hey, hey

3 smoking hot chicks and a couple of babes
Call me the mailman how I come every day
If you ain't feeling my shit it′s completely understandable
I'm beyond rap, homie I'm speakin′ animal
Think about leaving they callin′ me bro
Finish a bottle and I'm good to go
Know you′re all laymen I'm not even bold
So untouchable I′m in the zone
Fall back
De be deep de be deep, what'cha call that
Hit the dick better lick to the ball sack
Bring a tit to the kid and I′m on that
They all on my new shit, thugs and the students
Girl I'm a cowboy, baby I'm a nuisance
I′m a problem, tell me that you love me
You could be a model it don′t matter if you chubby
Tickle tickle
I'm always in the middle
Give me trouble, big girls they make me feel so little
Take your clothes off, we′re streaking in my kitchen
Hunting, fishing, fucking, kissing

Hey, hey, hey, hey

I buck wild, I never have it together
Have you noticed I leave every show on a stretcher?
Prof in the amberlamp, on his way to the hotel
These hoes smell I hope the blow job goes well
Whiskey in my IV, boner in my boxers
I'm always with some Rosario Dawson impostors
Head like a dildo, back is made of rubber
I′m like the energizer bunny, I'm a tough mother (Hey)
Tomorrow′s my birthday I'll sign up for karate
And I'll kidnap the sensei and get the black belt probably
I know you seen me win the beef with John Stamos
A hundred years from now that show will still be on cable
"What kind of man is this? high on medical cannabis
Startin′ riots on campuses, no one should be a fan of this."
Listen closely I′m not gonna shout
I've tried being humble it′s just not working out

Writer(s): Bavitz Ian, Anderson Jacob Lukas

Contributed by Christopher A. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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this is an old one from my record Liability 😎😎


Blake Barrette


Diabolical Deity- Mark Kristopher

Anyone who says he "Ain't true Hip-Hop" because he's not Islamic talkin about kill the blue eyed devil can suck my dizzle!!! This Genius is funkier than most "true" niggas and all around more talented. So before you start hatin better check your own jealous ass cuz this MoFo be spittin da TRUTH!! Outside of my click, that knows better, I've been classified as one of "them" or "they" or MoFo or blue eyed devil my whole life.....So be it...I am what you say I am!!! I'll be your diabolical deity!!! You could shave my head and I'll be prof's stunt double!! Lol. But for real Prof: you are being everything I wanted to be and doing everything I wanted to do before I settled into the restaurant/bar biz. Please use this for all the haters ....always wanted to theme a song about it ...maybe you can name your tour this if not make a song about it .....I know you will get it... NACHO MO-FO!!! I don't turn the other cheek, eye for and eye is too meek, trespass on me I'll bring it back ten fold....... Do your magic with it!! You are the master. You are the inspiration for all the blue eyes raised in the ghetto. Keep properly representing the new minority. Keep representing those who survived against all odds. Don't stop until every MoFo on this planet that turned their backs to us has heard the name PROF!!!!!!!!! Prof just a message to you....Delete after reading!!!

Handsomely Homeless

AHHH THATS RIGHT i only seen this w u in a minivan live while composing it/in the now-stolen Mustang Salley but it just had album cover for the track. Mazel Tov! #number

Rose Headley

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill, but instead I bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried, especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again.

You make yourself a liability when listening to Prof.
💋 Love you Pookie Baby 💋

Corbin Kohlhaas

Gas as alway

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Finally, the best prof video ever is back 🔥🔥



Julian S

Maaaaaaan. That OG uncensored version just hit a little different. Prof is under appreciated. One of my favorites for sure!


How does this guy make these dope videos and still find time to mow his own yard? Sheesh this dude is busy! Keep ‘em coming!

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