Royals Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

I look like I took way too much Xanax
I intentionally present myself as dull and apathetic to appeal to rebellious teens. I am the epitome of a cultural appropriator who cannot stop criticizing hip-hop culture.

I have pubic hair on my head.
I am a zombie and so are all my animals. They killed themselves because I am so terrible.

I’m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me
I purposely act dull and apathetic to appeal to rebellious teens.

And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
Although my song was successful, I made a video that is incredibly dull and uneventful.

I made a vid that is painfully dull
Despite the hype around my hit song, my music video is tediously boring.

I don’t care you can’t tell but I just shat my jeans
I pretend not to care about my poor, white-trash background. However, my home life and lack of hygiene is reflected in the music industry.

And now I’m gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love
I am a cultural appropriator, and I list stereotypical things that I believe all black people love, such as gold teeth and going to the club.

Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
I perpetuate stereotypical cultural appropriation by listing things I believe all black people enjoy.

Yes my lyrics seem racist. [Black Guy] (Racist)
Although my lyrics could be misconstrued as racist, I don't care about hip-hop culture, which I believe is inferior to my own.

But this vid is so awful (awful)[Guy 2] and we live in poverty, please just kill me!
Despite the video being a hit, it is awful and highly criticized.

No me!
Everyone associated with the video's creation dislikes the video.

Calm down guys watch some TV.
I suggest everyone calm down and watch TV, but we don't have enough money for cable.

All of my animals are dead. (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.)
All of my animals are dead, and they killed themselves because I am so awful.

And every one who says I’m racist I swear that I’m not.
Although I list stereotypically 'black' things that all black people enjoy, I do not consider myself racist.

Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
I perpetuate the stereotype that those with lower incomes have poor hygiene and do not have access to basic necessities.

I don’t care.
I don't care about basic needs such as hygiene or first aid, and I would rather deprive myself of running water than get tetanus.

All rich people can suck it. (suck it)
Although I am now rich and successful, I still hate all rich people and pretend to be impoverished.

I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded.
Despite being wealthy, I still continue to act as if I am impoverished.

Play this shit on repeat (repeat)
I urge people to play my music on repeat, even though it is incredibly boring and uneventful.

If you want to hate me and maybe you’ll see (you’ll see) (you’ll see) (you’ll see) how terrible I can be
I encourage people to continue to hate me, as it reflects how terrible I actually am.