What About Love Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

I- I'm a clone of Bieber, wear oversized sneakers, and sing into mirrors.
I was created in a laboratory to become a pop star just like Justin Bieber, I wear big sneakers and constantly sing in front of mirrors to make sure I look cool.

And my- my government grew me, in a laboratory, to become the next big teen hearthrob.
I was specifically grown by the government in a lab to become the next big thing in teen pop music.

Everything's looking good, next we should, test out how he performs the hook!
The scientists are pleased with my progress and want to test my ability to perform a catchy hook.

Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools.
I am hanging out with my friends outside, and they are dancing in a way that seems silly and pointless.

See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool.
I saw a black guy and gave him a high five to try and look cool and relevant.

Chasing a broad, acting like I am in love.
I am chasing after a girl and pretending to be in love with her for the sake of my image and reputation.

Singing a song, that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb.
I am singing a song that sounds outdated and irrelevant, and my choice of headwear is ridiculous.

Who is this scum?
Justin Bieber sees me and wonders who I am.

Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm fucking perfect, bitch.
I insult Justin Bieber and accuse him of being gay for walking away from me, and I consider myself to be flawless.

No, it's because you look 9, and I hope you realize, that this song sounds just like, Bye Bye Bye.
A girl corrects me and says that Justin walked away because I looked too young, and my song sounds similar to *NSYNC's 'Bye Bye Bye.'

Everyting's looking great, with Austin.
The scientists are still pleased with my development as an artist.

Wait, who is that?
One of the scientists notices someone approaching but is unsure who it is.

Oh shit it's Justin.
It turns out the approaching person is Justin Bieber, and the scientists are worried.

This needs to stop.
Justin declares that my imitation of him needs to come to an end.

Crap he found us this is bad.
The scientists start to panic because Justin has discovered their lab.

You think you're hot, but you don't even wear drop crotch pants
Justin criticizes my fashion sense and says that I'm not even trendy enough to wear drop crotch pants.

Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my ass
I tell Justin to leave me alone because I am the new version of him, and I insult him.

That's the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match
Justin has had enough of my disrespectful behavior and challenges me to a 'swag match.'

OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag.
I accept Justin's challenge and start chanting 'swag' repeatedly.

Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag.
Justin responds to my challenge by saying 'like Donkey Kong' and continuing to chant 'swag' along with me.

What the hell is happening?
One of the scientists is confused and doesn't know what is going on.

Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake, we need to deactivate.
The scientists realize that Justin and I are clashing and becoming too egotistical, causing a disturbance, so they need to shut us down.