Katastroof was founded in the fall of 1977. Four young guys brainstormed to make an one-time folk and small-art show but, thanks to fate, they sticked together and called themselves Katastroof. The obscure performances followed each other, one by one. In those days they performed Irish traditionals and folk songs while drinking and partying in underground Antwerp.
Quickly after that, they wrote lots of songs, inspired by the pub life, sexual sins and the less good sides of the politicians and the priests.
The real breakthrough came when they signed to a label and they recorded their first LP 'Stront Aan De Knikker'. Of course, it was never played on one of the radio stations, but they did become kind of notorious Flemings.
From Antwerp, they got to each youth movement and other places, inspiring the youth and shocking parents.
At the end of past century, Jimmeke left the band, but Katastroof still continued with their obscure songs and great performances.
In 2002 multi-instrumentalist Stef Bef joined the band. New blood that made sure the band will survive the coming decennia. End 2005, Rob Snob decided to trade the Katastroof life for an easier one, and left the band.
Katastroof is from then on a trio with Zjuul, Jos and Stef and sounds way better than ever before. After about twenty albums, they stay the most downloaded Belgium band persevering in the anger.
' Antwaarpe boave ! '.
Dikke Tette
Katastroof Lyrics
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Alleen schoon benen, da kunde toch ni menen
On e schoon poepke wil ik af en toe wel komen
E schoon gezichtje is ook altijd meegenomen
Mor d'r is één dink waar da'k 't eerste oep zal letten
Dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
Ik zit hier overal mor te gluren in de bloezen
Nen helen diepen decoté dat heb ik gere
En ik zen rrazend zot oep doorkijk-tetagèren
Het is zo zalig daar oe zinnen oep te zetten
Oep dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
Ik kan ook uren zitte memmen over memmen
Van die BH's waarda ge zeker in kunt zwemmen
Ne groten boezem neem ik alt onder de loupe
En dan nog liefst met van die supergrote sjoepen
Nee gin citroenen, koffezakke, platte betten
Mor dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
Grote appels, peren, fluppen en meloenen,
Zo'n tomatte, kokosnoten en pompoenen
Appelsienen, pompelmoezen, zo'n gevallen
Ronde beurste lak as billen, bollen, ballen
Blote bulten, builen, bergen te verzetten,
Dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
In Katastroof's song "Dikke Tette" (translation: "Big Tits"), the lyrics describe the singer's preference for a woman with a large bust. He admits to being someone who only pays attention to the physical attributes of a woman, specifically her breasts. He mentions how he loves to stare at a woman's cleavage and how it is so pleasing to look at. He goes on to describe how he enjoys thinking about women's breasts for hours, admiring different variations and sizes such as apples, pears, melons, and even coconuts. The song repeatedly emphasizes that it is "dikke tette" that grabs his attention and leaves a lasting impression.
The lyrics of "Dikke Tette" are blunt and straight to the point, highlighting the singer's obsession with a single aspect of a woman's physical appearance. The song is meant to be humorous and satirical, poking fun at society's objectification of women, and the way that some men prioritize a woman's physical appearance over any other attributes.
Line by Line Meaning
Soemmige venten zien alleen mor nor schoon benen
Some guys only look at pretty legs
Alleen schoon benen, da kunde toch ni menen
But only pretty legs cannot be serious
On e schoon poepke wil ik af en toe wel komen
A nice buttocks can be attractive sometimes
E schoon gezichtje is ook altijd meegenomen
A beautiful face is always a plus
Mor d'r is één dink waar da'k 't eerste oep zal letten
But there is one thing that I will look at first
Dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
Big boobs, big boobs, big boobs
Ik zit hier overal mor te gluren in de bloezen
I'm sitting here staring at women's tops
Of 'k iet kan waarnemen van weelderige loezen
Looking for signs of big breasts
Nen helen diepen decoté dat heb ik gere
A deep cleavage is what I want
En ik zen rrazend zot oep doorkijk-tetagèren
And I'm crazy about see-through tops
Het is zo zalig daar oe zinnen oep te zetten
It's so satisfying to focus on them
Oep dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
On big boobs, big boobs, big boobs
Ik kan ook uren zitte memmen over memmen
I could talk for hours about breasts
Van die BH's waarda ge zeker in kunt zwemmen
About bras that can fit the whole ocean
Ne groten boezem neem ik alt onder de loupe
I always inspect a big bosom
En dan nog liefst met van die supergrote sjoepen
Preferably with very large nipples
Nee gin citroenen, koffezakke, platte betten
No lemons, coffee bags, or flat chests for me
Mor dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
But big boobs, big boobs, big boobs
Grote appels, peren, fluppen en meloenen,
Big apples, pears, flaps, and melons,
Zo'n tomatte, kokosnoten en pompoenen
Such as tomatoes, coconuts, and pumpkins
Appelsienen, pompelmoezen, zo'n gevallen
Oranges, grapefruits, and such
Ronde beurste lak as billen, bollen, ballen
Round and full like buttocks, spheres, balls
Blote bulten, builen, bergen te verzetten,
Bare mounds, bumps, giant mountains to climb,
Dikke tette, dikke tette, dikke tette
Big boobs, big boobs, big boobs
Contributed by Camden P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
evelientjevv
Kei leuk
Louis D.
1 iemand ziet alleen naar schoon benen!
iRubenn
hueeyyy dikke tettee
Mr.Jones
dikke tette dikke tette dikke tette!! gewoon weg zaleg
Jan Smekens
Heeft katastroof ook geen song genaamd: "wij willen tetten zien"?
Jasper Michiels
Correct
Thomas Games
Das voor mijn zus
Rustycumbucket
Sweet home alabama