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The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


Albuquerque Way back when I was just a little bitty boy…
Another One Rides The Bus Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was…
Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel …
Bob I, man, am regal a German am I Never odd or…
Canadian Idiot Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Don't want to be…
Dare To Be Stupid Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for…
Dog Eat Dog Found a job in a great big office And I really…
Don't Download This Song Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To…
Eat It How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want…
Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane…
Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your…
Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwar…
Gump Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name…
Hardware Store Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (…
I Lost on Jeopardy Oh-oh-oh-oh I was there to match my intellect on national T…
I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And…
Jurassic Park I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And…
Lasagna La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a…
Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it…
Melanie Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he…
One More Minute Ah Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave m…
Pancreas Ooh ooh ooh ee-ooh ooh ooh Ah ah ah ah…
Polkas On 45 They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from…
Since You've Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been…
Smells Like Nirvana What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How…
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working…
The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys…
Trapped In The Drive-Thru Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV…
Trigger Happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel…
White & Nerdy They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all…
Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it…
You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long But now things are…
Your Horoscope For Today AQUARIUS! There's travel in your future when your tongue f…


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