Love Game
Eminem Lyrics


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Something's burning, I can't figure out what (out what)
It's either lust or a cloud of dust, judgement is clouded
Must just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I'm in something I don't know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse's moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that's what I heard
'Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought's scary, yo, though and it hurts, brace
Hope it ain't, "Here we go, yo"
'Cause my head already goes to worst case scenario
Though in the first place (ah, fuck)
But you confirmed my low-end theory, though
Should've known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date, could've made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
"No you don't understand, I don't do this for anyone, ever"
Yeah, that ain't what they all say? I'll say
You can suck a softball through a straw, used to be my fiancé
'Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow da Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwamé
Guess I'm gettin' my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
'Cause your name, I'm beyond sayin'
But fuck it, I'm movin' on, you women are all cray
But I'll probably always keep on playin'

The game of love (love), love (love)
La-la-la-la-la love

She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more
She hates my company, guess, she don't love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her (go where you wanna
Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I told her (go where you wanna
Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)

I told that bitch
"I'm a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick"
Sucking dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water, he drowned like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter, you beat the case and I called ya
"Sherane is not available, now leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don't forget to buy two pair of those expensive heels
You little fucking Ferris Wheel, fucking spinning on me?
Fuck you think? We gon' get married still?
Fucking Mary had a little lamb, this ain't a fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fucking feel
Like you should fuckin' beat it or fucking eat it while I'm on my period
Now have a blessed day"
Bitch, you serious?
I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain't fucking with me? You cut me deep as Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killing him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That's analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talking cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin'
That ain't what you like, ain't it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, "I hope she's good enough
Meanwhile you're chasing her"
Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I'ma live with the

Game of love (love), love (love)
La-la-la-la-la love

She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more
She hates my company, guess, she don't love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her (go where you wanna
Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I told her (go where you wanna
Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)

So needless to say I'm feelin' betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire's dick
Now she's chasing me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record, cliché, it's all my fault anyway
She's turning the tables, I'm a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an instant replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her B-day
She cut me off on the freeway, simple misunderstanding
But just as I went to slam on the brakes
That's when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fucking brake line, stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin' seventy-three, thank God there's an exit coming up
What the mother F-U-C-K's wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp 'til I coasted to a goshdamn halt
Hit a fucking tree, now here she comes at full speed
She's racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin', I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried the stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state, in a cold sweat
Like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, 'cause she's laying next to me in bed
Directly aiming a gat at my head, woke up again and jumped up like
"Fuck it, I've had it, I'm checking into rehab"
I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy
Every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I'm too fucking dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I'm just a fucking romantic
I fucking love you, you fucking bitch
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, "Hit the road" and after she left, I sent that bitch a text
I said, "Be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident"
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect, no sense dwelling makes
Never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L'Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, "Rape" 'til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spelling's face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
'Less you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date, though
You're late, well, the sentiment's great
But wait, think there's been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of
Wait, dinner at eight?
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly 'cause of the





Game of love (love), love (love)
La-la-la-la-la love

Overall Meaning

In Eminem's song Love Game, he raps about being in a confusing and potentially adulterous situation with a woman he is involved with. He describes his suspicion that she may be cheating on him, and the anger and hurt that he feels over it. Despite this, he also expresses his continued desire to be with her and his struggles with addiction and possessiveness.


Throughout the lyrics, Eminem uses vivid and graphic language to convey the complexities of his feelings towards this woman. He paints a picture of a toxic and destructive relationship, but also reveals a deep sense of longing and vulnerability. Through his words, he shows both the dark side and the beauty of love.


Overall, Love Game is a deeply personal and emotional song that showcases Eminem's lyrical prowess and ability to tell a story through rap.


Line by Line Meaning

Something's burning, I can't figure out what (out what)
There's something wrong or suspicious happening, but I can't quite understand what it is.


It's either lust or a cloud of dust, judgement is clouded
The intense desire or confusion is clouding my ability to make clear judgments.


Must just be the powder from the power of (love)
The strong emotions associated with love may be clouding my judgment and causing this situation.


But I'm in something I don't know how to get out of
I'm stuck in a situation that I don't know how to escape from.


Left my girl in the house alone
I left my girlfriend at home by herself.


Is that my soon-to-be-spouse's moan?
Could that be the sound of my future spouse moaning?


And the further I walk, the louder
As I continue to distance myself, the sound becomes louder.


Pause for a minute to make certain that's what I heard
I take a moment to make sure I heard correctly.


'Cause after all, this is her place
Because ultimately, I am in her territory.


So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
I choose to believe in her innocence and trust her, for now.


Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
I suspect that she may be cheating on me.


The thought's scary, yo, though and it hurts, brace
The idea is frightening and painful, so I prepare myself mentally.


Hope it ain't, "Here we go, yo"
I hope it's not the moment where everything falls apart.


'Cause my head already goes to worst case scenario
My mind immediately jumps to the worst possible outcome.


Though in the first place (ah, fuck)
Although I shouldn't have doubted her in the first place.


But you confirmed my low-end theory, though
However, your actions have confirmed my doubts and suspicions.


Should've known when I made it all the way to third base
I should have been aware when we became intimate.


And that was only the first date, could've made it to home plate
We escalated physically too quickly, we could have taken our time.


But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
But you went directly for oral sex, without hesitation.


"No you don't understand, I don't do this for anyone, ever"
"You don't understand, I don't usually perform oral sex for anyone, ever."


Yeah, that ain't what they all say? I'll say
That's not what others generally claim, but I'll believe you.


You can suck a softball through a straw, used to be my fiancé
You are highly skilled at performing oral sex, and you used to be my fiancée.


'Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
Until you engaged in sexual activities with other men, including Lil Wayne, André 3000, and Kanye West.


Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
You also had sexual encounters with LeBron James, Akon, Jay-Z, Lil Jon, Raekwon, and Ma$e.


Polow da Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwamé
And Polow da Don, Dr. Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, and Kwamé.


Guess I'm gettin' my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
I guess I'm emulating Jay-Z in terms of relationships, huh?


'Cause your name, I'm beyond sayin'
'Cause I can't even express my anger and disappointment towards you.


But fuck it, I'm movin' on, you women are all cray
But I don't care anymore, I'm moving on, as all women seem to be crazy.


But I'll probably always keep on playin'
But I will most likely continue to engage in relationships and the game of love.


She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more
She no longer has feelings of love for me.


She hates my company, guess, she don't love me no more
She despises being around me, I suppose she no longer loves me.


I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
I attempted to forget her and move on, leaving behind all the emotional baggage.


She screamed she loved me like she never did before
She yelled that she loved me more intensely than ever before.


And I told her (go where you wanna Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I responded by telling her to go wherever she wants and do whatever she desires, as I don't care anymore.


I told that bitch "I'm a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick"
I confronted her, saying that I am a person who falls in love easily, and she is someone who is promiscuous.


Sucking dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Engaging in oral sex in your mother's bathtub, and then your grandmother unexpectedly entered the room.


Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water, he drowned like an abortion
She instructed the foolish person to submerge themselves in the water, and they died just like an aborted fetus.


They booked you for manslaughter, you beat the case and I called ya
You were charged with manslaughter, but you were acquitted, and I still reached out to you.


"Sherane is not available, now leave a message at the tone
"Sherane is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep.


And Kendrick, don't forget to buy two pair of those expensive heels
And Kendrick, make sure to purchase two pairs of those pricey high heels.


You little fucking Ferris Wheel, fucking spinning on me?
You little deceitful person, playing games and lying to me?


Fuck you think? We gon' get married still?
What do you believe? That we are still going to get married?


Fucking Mary had a little lamb, this ain't a fairy tale
Having sexual encounters with various men is not a fairytale romance.


Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fucking feel
Your fairy godmother should have warned you about my true emotions.


Like you should fuckin' beat it or fucking eat it while I'm on my period
You should either leave or perform oral sex on me while I'm menstruating.


Now have a blessed day"
Now, go and have a positively blessed day."


Bitch, you serious?
Are you serious, you female dog?


I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
I'm staring at myself in the mirror, wearing a curious expression.


Why you ain't fucking with me? You cut me deep as Caesarean
Why are you no longer interested in me? You hurt me deeply, like a Caesarean section.


You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious
You know I desire you intensely, just like I want money (a hundred-dollar bill), I'm irrational.


I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
I want you as badly as the head of George Zimmerman (a controversial figure) being broken.


After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killing him
After the Dillinger (a criminal) struck him relentlessly, leading to his death.


His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
His mouth serves as a symbol of status, like a Cadillac emblem.


That's analogy and metaphor for you
That's an example of analogy and metaphor for you.


I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
I should be awarded a medal for all the different ways I express my love for you.


This is me talking cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin'
I'm speaking politely, indicating that I have good manners.


That ain't what you like, ain't it?
But that's not what you desire, isn't it?


What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
What if I were as popular as Eminem (Marshall Mathers)?


Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Would you perform oral sex while we're driving in a carpool?


Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
If the police stop us, they would only want to know if you have a clean mouth, not about any illegal activities.


Singing, "I hope she's good enough
Singing, "I hope she's talented or skilled enough


Meanwhile you're chasing her"
Meanwhile, you're pursuing her affection."


Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her
Even a sexually transmitted infection like chlamydia couldn't eliminate her presence from my life.


Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I'ma live with the
Feel sorry for myself and pity the foolishness within me, I will endure the consequences.


She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more
She no longer has feelings of love for me.


She hates my company, guess, she don't love me no more
She despises being around me, I suppose she no longer loves me.


I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
I attempted to forget her and move on, leaving behind all the emotional baggage.


She screamed she loved me like she never did before
She yelled that she loved me more intensely than ever before.


And I told her (go where you wanna Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I responded by telling her to go wherever she wants and do whatever she desires, as I don't care anymore.


And I told her (go where you wanna Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I responded by telling her to go wherever she wants and do whatever she desires, as I don't care anymore.


I told that bitch
I expressed my anger towards that woman.


"I'm a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick"
"I'm easily drawn to love, but you are attracted to promiscuity."


Sucking dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Engaging in oral sex in your mother's bathtub, and then your grandmother unexpectedly entered the room.


Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water, he drowned like an abortion
She instructed the foolish person to submerge themselves in the water, and they died just like an aborted fetus.


They booked you for manslaughter, you beat the case and I called ya
You were charged with manslaughter, but you were acquitted, and I still reached out to you.


"Sherane is not available, now leave a message at the tone
"Sherane is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep."


And Kendrick, don't forget to buy two pair of those expensive heels
And Kendrick, make sure to purchase two pairs of those pricey high heels.


You little fucking Ferris Wheel, fucking spinning on me?
You little deceitful person, playing games and lying to me?


Fuck you think? We gon' get married still?
What do you believe? That we are still going to get married?


Fucking Mary had a little lamb, this ain't a fairy tale
Having sexual encounters with various men is not a fairytale romance.


Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fucking feel
Your fairy godmother should have warned you about my true emotions.


Like you should fuckin' beat it or fucking eat it while I'm on my period
You should either leave or perform oral sex on me while I'm menstruating.


Now have a blessed day"
Now, go and have a positively blessed day."


Bitch, you serious?
Are you serious, you female dog?


I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
I'm staring at myself in the mirror, wearing a curious expression.


Why you ain't fucking with me? You cut me deep as Caesarean
Why are you no longer interested in me? You hurt me deeply, like a Caesarean section.


You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious
You know I desire you intensely, just like I want money (a hundred-dollar bill), I'm irrational.


I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
I want you as badly as the head of George Zimmerman (a controversial figure) being broken.


After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killing him
After the Dillinger (a criminal) struck him relentlessly, leading to his death.


His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
His mouth serves as a symbol of status, like a Cadillac emblem.


That's analogy and metaphor for you
That's an example of analogy and metaphor for you.


I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
I should be awarded a medal for all the different ways I express my love for you.


This is me talking cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin'
I'm speaking politely, indicating that I have good manners.


That ain't what you like, ain't it?
But that's not what you desire, isn't it?


What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
What if I were as popular as Eminem (Marshall Mathers)?


Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Would you perform oral sex while we're driving in a carpool?


Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
If the police stop us, they would only want to know if you have a clean mouth, not about any illegal activities.


Singing, "I hope she's good enough Meanwhile you're chasing her"
Singing, "I hope she's talented or skilled enough, while you're pursuing her."


Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her
Even a sexually transmitted infection like chlamydia couldn't eliminate her presence from my life.


Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I'ma live with the
Feel sorry for myself and pity the foolishness within me, I will endure the consequences.


Game of love (love), love (love)
The complex and unpredictable nature of romantic relationships.


La-la-la-la-la love
The intense feeling of love.


She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more
She no longer has feelings of love for me.


She hates my company, guess, she don't love me no more
She despises being around me, I suppose she no longer loves me.


I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
I attempted to forget her and move on, leaving behind all the emotional baggage.


She screamed she loved me like she never did before
She yelled that she loved me more intensely than ever before.


And I told her (go where you wanna Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I responded by telling her to go wherever she wants and do whatever she desires, as I don't care anymore.


And I told her (go where you wanna Go do whatcha want to do, I don't care)
And I responded by telling her to go wherever she wants and do whatever she desires, as I don't care anymore.


So needless to say I'm feelin' betrayed
It's unnecessary to mention that I feel betrayed.


Snatch my house key off her key chain
She forcefully removes my house key from her collection of keys.


She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire's dick
She leaves Wee-Bey Brice from the television show The Wire to engage with me.


Now she's chasing me with a cheese grater
Now she's pursuing me aggressively, even holding a cheese grater as a weapon.


Here goes that broken record, cliché, it's all my fault anyway
Here we go again with the repetitive cycle and predictable blame, where everything is attributed to me.


She's turning the tables, I'm a beat-break
She's changing the dynamic, and I become the victim or the one who is manipulated.


She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
She handles my face roughly, just like a DJ would manipulate and scratch a vinyl record on a Serato system.


Each day is an instant replay
Every day feels like a repetition of the same events.


They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
People say that our actions indicate we have addictive tendencies.


Back together but forgot today was her B-day
We reconciled, but I forgot that it was her birthday today.


She cut me off on the freeway, simple misunderstanding
She abruptly ends our communication, it was just a minor miscommunication.


But just as I went to slam on the brakes
Right when I was about to make a drastic change or stop the conflict.


That's when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
That's when I understand that she might be just as mentally unstable as I am, hold on a moment.


Bitch cut my fucking brake line, stepped on them fuckers eight times
She intentionally sabotaged my car by cutting the brake line and then repeatedly stepped on them.


Still goin' seventy-three, thank God there's an exit coming up
Despite the brake failure, I'm still going at a high speed of seventy-three, but luckily there's an upcoming exit.


What the mother F-U-C-K's wrong with her?
What the hell is wrong with her?


Hit the off ramp 'til I coasted to a goshdamn halt
I took the off ramp until I gradually came to a complete stop.


Hit a fucking tree, now here she comes at full speed
Crashed into a tree, and now she's coming towards me at full speed.


She's racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
She's sprinting towards me, alright, you want to mess with me, huh?


Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
I forcefully pull her out of the car through the window.


She screamin', I body slam her on the cement
She's screaming as I harshly throw her body onto the concrete.


Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Continuing to slam her on the ground until the concrete collapses, forming a sinkhole.


Buried the stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
I bury the unpleasant woman in the sinkhole, then I pay to have the street repaired.


(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state, in a cold sweat
(What the hell?) Woke up feeling like I was in a dream, covered in perspiration.


Like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Feeling as if I were suddenly frozen in the middle of extreme heat.


Guess I eventually caved though, 'cause she's laying next to me in bed
I must have given in eventually, because she's lying next to me in bed.


Directly aiming a gat at my head, woke up again and jumped up like
Pointing a gun directly at my head, startled awake and quickly got out of bed, exclaiming


"Fuck it, I've had it, I'm checking into rehab"
"I've reached my limit, I'm going to seek help in a rehabilitation facility."


I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy
I admit that I'm addicted to chaos and drama, which explains why I'm so emotionally attached.


Every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage
Every woman I've been with claims that I have too much emotional baggage.


Or I'm too fucking dramatic
Or that I'm excessively theatrical and overreact to situations.


Man, what the fuck is the matter? I'm just a fucking romantic
Man, what the hell is wrong with me? I'm just someone who believes in and expresses intense romance.


I fucking love you, you fucking bitch
I deeply love you, you frustrating and irritating person.


Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I'm argumentative and jealous, in fact, the last time I was angry at a past partner


I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I unknowingly triggered a series of unfortunate events.


I said, "Hit the road" and after she left, I sent that bitch a text
I told her to leave, and once she was gone, I sent her a message.


I said, "Be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident"
I told her to drive safely and not read the message while she's driving, as it might cause her to crash.


She glanced to look at it and wrecked
She briefly glanced at the message and caused a car accident.


Too bad, thought we had a connect, no sense dwelling makes
It's unfortunate that I thought we had a strong connection, but there's no point in dwelling on it.


Never been a more compelling case
There has never been a more convincing situation or argument.


Than the model covered in L'Oreal and mace
Than the attractive person who is covered in L'Oreal cosmetics and has been sprayed with mace.


Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
Who experienced a significant decline from a high position due to their deceptive nature or fabricated stories.


While the whore was yelling, "Rape" 'til her vocal cords were swelling
While the promiscuous person falsely cried out for help until their vocal cords became inflamed.


And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spelling's face
Causing her voice to become rougher and more strained than Tori Spelling's facial appearance.


Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
Despite all this, people still try to approach and enter my luxurious properties.


To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
To welcome a disturbed character like Norman Bates (from the movie Psycho) with open arms.


'Less you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date, though
Unless you're someone like Andrea Yates (who committed a notable crime), don't ask me out on a date.


You're late, well, the sentiment's great
You're tardy, but the intention or gesture is appreciated.


But wait, think there's been a mistake
But hold on, I think there has been a misunderstanding.


You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
You wanted a close and personal encounter, but I want to instill fear or influence.


I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of
I carry a profound and everlasting hatred in my veins, primarily caused by the game of love.


Wait, dinner at eight?
Hold on, dinner at eight?


I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly 'cause of the
I carry a profound and everlasting hatred in my veins, mainly due to the


Game of love (love), love (love)
The complex and unpredictable nature of romantic relationships.


La-la-la-la-la love
The intense feeling of love.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Clint Ballard, H. Coy Poe, Jimmie Grier, Kendrick Duckworth, Marshall B. Mathers, Pinky Tomlin

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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